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Joker   
13 Jan 2023
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]

you first need to go to the safe, in the dark and unlock it?

Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night to take a p_iss? Im sure you have. Have you ever "not" found your way to your bathroom in the dark?

Believe me, Ill find my safe. LLOL

So no child, or other person who should not have access can get access

Thats my reason as well. No one has access to my safe but I.
Joker   
11 Jan 2023
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]

My bedside gun is the only item in the nightstand top drawer and is placed in the orientation that needs no light.

Will you flip on the laser? Its almost as frightening as hearing a shotgun loading sound.. Na, turning on the laser takes too much time..

Poles would love to have guns legalized. I dont believe what the crying leftards on this forum are saying. No way, do they represent the majority of Poles.

They have Putin right next door, come on!
Joker   
9 Jan 2023
Work / English teachers in Poland - why are they so unhappy? [89]

Palatine make $130,000 a year

The average Teacher salary in Poland is zł35,292 per year.
Entry level Teacher positions start at zł31,200 per year.
Experienced senior Teacher positions can get up to zł43,200 per year.

grabjobs.co/poland/salary-guide/teacher

I dont know how anyone could live off that salary and imagine if you have children. yikes!

In the UK

The teacher pay scales for leading practitioners are:

AreaMinimumMaximum
England (excluding London)£44,523£67,685
London fringe£45,749£68,913
Outer London£48,055£71,220
Inner London£52,936£76,104

A headmaster ( lol) can earn even more.

getintoteaching.education.gov.uk/salaries-and-benefits

I cant imagine why Delpf would leave the UK for that! Hahahahaha
Joker   
26 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

Wine sucks. And the same goes for putrid coffee. I always laugh at the sheeple waiting in the Starbucks drive thru as I jovially drive past.

Wouldn't it be quicker to just go inside? Just saying.

I love watching coffee addicts freaking out when they run out of their java as well. They panic more than a junkie at a methadone clinic ! lol

They are the first ones to criticize pot smokers while they are slaves to caffeine and totally oblivious how hypocritical they sound.

Its only yuppies that drink wine and coffee..... Real men drink Beer!! Hahaha
Joker   
24 Dec 2022
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [379]

Nobody likes them but some people feel they have to have them.

Its the same a s a fruit cake over here. Nobody eats them yet they are presented as gifts.


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Joker   
24 Dec 2022
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [379]

People didn't like bashing them on the head and gutting them.

It seems kind of primitive when you can just buy it at the store with better choices than a bottom feeding Carp.

Or missing out on using the bath.

It probably doesn't matter to some Poles. lol

Lets ask the Monkeys ass, who claims he has a bathtub carp every year.
Joker   
24 Dec 2022
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [379]

Poland wins hands down for the most disgusting Xmas food.

disgustingfoodmuseum.com/disgusting-christmas-foods/

living carps are bought before Christmas and kept in the bathtub for several days until it is eaten. It's a symbol of good luck

Good luck??? How about bad breath! LOL

Smacznego!


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Joker   
21 Dec 2022
News / Abortion still under control in Poland [2986]

Define murder, johnny. I dare ya!

Define a Women?

Unless youre not a biologist! LOL

How stupid are these leftards! You cant get any dumber than them!
Joker   
18 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

Are you referring to Bacchus? The God of wine.


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Joker   
15 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

..I have just read a story about the making of the film "

Watch "the bank dick".
Joker   
15 Dec 2022
Travel / Polish people have a weird attitude torwards tourists [82]

the Polish Jew! LOL

The cheapest out of all of them! LOL

Ever run into German guys?

I used to bartend at a German restaurant /banquet hall in Chicago. ( Zum Duetchn Eck) I have never been to Germany.
Joker   
15 Dec 2022
Travel / Polish people have a weird attitude torwards tourists [82]

The worst of it is that they don't catch sarcasm or jokes.

Aint that the truth!
Its like they are peed off all the time. Except for the women, they are the exact opposite. I like Polish women but can stand the guys. They think they know everything and you cant tell them otherwise.

Have you noticed how they stare at you, like in a restaurant?
Joker   
15 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [865]

Why is lying allowed only when gender is involved...

A transgender volleyball player spiked a ball into a real girls face.

Footage shows moment female high school volleyball player injured by spike from trans opponent

foxnews.com/sports/transgender-high-school-volleyball-player-appears-feature-spike-injured-opponent-highlight-reel

" the transgender player, who jumps into the air and hammers the ball down. The injured player is hit in the face by the ball and immediately collapses to the floor."
Joker   
15 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [865]

new rules

They are talking about letting trannies into the NHL.. I cant wait to see that! LOL

no suitable for normal people who just ate".

The woke tv programmers are shooting themselves in the foot since they are losing their audience and advertising. Idiots!
Joker   
14 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

keeps all the pollution from the coal boilers close to the ground for everyone to breathe.

I never though of that but makes perfect sense. Ive heard they were retrofitting for gaz in Krakow, that's good. It might be hard now with Putans war.

Its better to pay the extra air fare to visit during the summer.
Joker   
14 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

Air pollution is the reason why I don't come to Poland in winter.

It was a horrific sight to see all the black coal smoke billowing out of the chimneys. Poles burn their garbage as well, plastic bottles etc.... Instead of paying a few zoltys for proper pick up. I understand some ppl aren't as fortunate and everyone needs heat. Cough,cough!

Another thing you wont see a lot of in Poland are elevators in apartment buildings. They have to walk up and down 10 flights of stairs each trip. I think they were built by the Commies.

If you need to lose some weight...There you go!
Joker   
12 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

It was supposedly all an act. He did a brilliant job if he wasnt drunk.

Do you know how to avoid a hangover? Stay drunk!...Dean Martin

Have you ever seen W.C. Fields?
Joker   
11 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

We had late afternoon.

Its 5 o'clock somewhere... Dean Martin style haha
Joker   
10 Dec 2022
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

She has a deeper voice than I. When I heard her speak I thought Darth Vader had entered the room.LOL
Joker   
10 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [440]

At 9am? LOL

The best drink I've ever had is called a Rum Runner. I used to drink them at the "Top O Mast" when I lived on Ft. Myers, bh.

The place is out of business, so are all of them. I suppose, it was a good call to move back home.

I hate wine though. Havent had a glass of that swill in over 20 years.

Beer is more sophisticated anyhow:)


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Joker   
9 Dec 2022
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

The Policja didn't catch you? Hey, try doing that in Russia and let us know how it works out.
Joker   
9 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

Better than sitting stony-faced and pretending that you're enjoying yourself.

I was laughing my ass off at how rowdy the Brits were, it was kind of funny. They were singing BoB Denvers " take me home country road". Hearing that song with British accents was hilarious! Ok, I was drinking with the Brits as well.

It was another group/party that I saw outside. They were totally blasted and acting obnoxious.

It's a tourist hell, full of tat shops, rip off restaurants and people trying to get you to go into clip joint nightclubs.

Its not as bad as Amsterdam or numerous other cities around the world. I like Krakow, its a fun city.

The Chinese don't go to McDs.

Have you ever heard about McDonalds " pink slime"?