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In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [239]
God asks little Johnny:
G: Why are you crying, my little boy?
J: Because I am weak and slow and the boys laugh at me when I always come in last...boohoo...
G: Please don't cry. Just go to school tomorrow, tell them you are now a girl and beat the crap out of them because I made them weaker and slower to make boys like you happy.
J; But I am not a girl...boohoo...
G: I know but don't let that stop you. Under the rules, all they need is that you self-identify as a girl.
J: You mean I can keep my peepee and the rest?
G: You sure can. Just tell them that you are a girl.
J: Will I be able to marry a girl later and have babies?
G: Absolutely. Just don't let them do chemical castration to you and you will be fine.
J: You are so smart, Mr. God. I love you! Moooom, did you hear this?
Technically, this is not a joke about God and the boy. It's meant to be a joke on the girls that still play along. Yes, I know it should be shorter.