I think you are confusing stay with penis
I've never confused the two in the past, but here you may actually be right. Having a longer penis, and spending less time in Poland - seems like a win-win...
Back to the drawing board.
I would avoid the nightclubs though, trust me on that one...
Damn... A lot of heterophobia in Polish night clubs?
I can imagine the scene. From across the bar, some muscular gay guys yelling in my direction - "Hey pussy lover - you lost?", or "You won't find any tits here, you jerkoff!"
If you take your girlfriend with you and buy her a strap-on
This. This is surely the thing missing in my life.
Unlike lengthening penis, and shortening stay in Poland - this seems like a total lose-lose. I have to deal with living with a woman AND
getting pegged in the a$s. Truly the worst of both worlds.
Bonasera, Bonasera... what have I ever done to you, that you treat me so disrespectfully?