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Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
Threads: Total: 226 / Live: 154 / Archived: 72
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From: Poe land
Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
Interests: Everything funny

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pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]

demand for conformity.

No more. I asked him many times to eat like a traditional Pole - sausage and cakes separately. He didn`t listen and did it his way. So I gave up.

You are suffering from white savior complex

Yes, I strongly believe that our white Prime Minister Tusk is a Saviour!!!! But it is not a complex, it is confidence!!!
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

Why do you call Joker dog names??? Do you suggest he and mongrel.... you know what???

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o... hahahaha
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]

Nah, read the t-shirt.

It is amassing you prefer to admire the T shirt than the food. hahahaha

than woke like you.

I am not woke, I am Waka Waka! hahahaha

Tsamina mina, eh, eh
Waka waka, eh, eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa



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pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

Or nobody gives a crap!

Impossible. Everybody loves looking and taking a guess at my riddles. Even you. :):):)

Its a new frame for

You see, I was right. hahaha

Sorry, no.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

Some riddles still pending, here is a new one:

I asked it in another thread but you could have missed it:

What is this Christmas time custom which I am exploiting to make fun of a relative who dropped by with presents?


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pawian   
6 Jan 2024
News / Dirty deeds of foreign guys in Poland [128]

he is needed at the front

I won`t say no.

drive a tank.

And when he does some damage in Russian positions, he will be even awarded for that. Not like in Poland.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

you were born in Poland but raised in Britain so you are British

It has been the greatest riddle of all presented here so far. :):):)

How about the little riddle in 46?
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]

Duda

First he takes and then he gives back? DF him! I don`t need anything from that azhole. Let him gobble down this money until he chokes. hahahaha
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
News / Dirty deeds of foreign guys in Poland [128]

A witness called the officer on duty at the Pszczyna police station and noticed a car driving unsteadily. The called police followed the car described by the reporting person.

The officers turned on light and sound signals, giving the driver a signal to stop the car. The man behind the wheel completely ignored it and instead of stopping, he accelerated rapidly. The law enforcement officers chased him. On Zofii Nałkowska Street in Pszczyna, the driver lost control of the car and went off the road, landing on the fence of the property at Bolesława Prusa Street - the Silesian Police reported on Saturday.

It turned out that the driver was a 36-year-old Ukrainian citizen who had over 2 per mille of alcohol in his blood . Additionally, the man did not have a driving license. Now the court will decide his fate.

pawian   
6 Jan 2024
USA, Canada / Staying in the USA - do I need work visa to apply? [95]

No, you don't. all you need to do is to paint your face,

Blackface camouflage is considered a serious offence against political correctness not only in the US but also GB. Stop giving such lousy advice, it is very infantile.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
USA, Canada / Rodeo Ben the "Polish Cowboy" [50]

That is the main issue here if some old dude was more Jewish, Polish, or American.

Yes, it is coz people have varied interests and constantly try to develop their knowledge. Unlike you who has been troubled with the same primitive obsessions for decades.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

No, you aren`t as Joker claims, but it doesn`t matter now. :):):)

yes, Epiphany called Three Kings` Holiday in Poland.

Riddle part 2.
What is a funny language mistake which some people in Poland make when talking about the holiday???
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

innocent sarcastic sense of humor.

Novi`s words which you quoted were funny but not too original. I have read and heard such ironic statements for decades.
While a real sense of humour requires creating sth new which wasn`t before. Simple.

"what a genius" that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.

Didn`t they buy a dishwasher yet??? Amassing is that genius, really!!! :):):)
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]

Respect to other two decent Russians who were sentenced by the Kremlin regime for their honourable behaviour.
voanews.com/a/russian-poet-who-recited-antiwar-verses-sentenced-to-7-years-in-prison-/7416508.html

A Russian poet was given a seven-year prison sentence on Thursday for reciting verses against Russia's war in Ukraine/
Moscow's Tverskoi District Court convicted Artyom Kamardin on charges of making calls undermining national security and inciting hatred, which related to him reading his anti-war poems during a street performance in downtown Moscow in September 2022.

Yegor Shtovba, who participated in the event and recited Kamardin's verses, was sentenced to 5½ years on the same charges.


This is Russia, the prison of nations.

Hey, forum imperial putinists, when you act like those two poets, I will consider you my Slavic brothers whose hand I can shake or even bow to you in respect.

But right now you are stinking putinists and the only thing I can do is tell you:
DFY and your stalinist grandpas, too!!!
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

Hey!!! Johhny!! A new riddle for you!!! Only Americans and other foreigners can reply coz it is to easy for Poles and Polesses.

Why am I not working on weekend English courses as usual today but staying at home with family and amusing you in the forum all day long???
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
News / Dodgy PRL-holdover judiciary finally reformed [420]

PIS was trying to suppress independent judges and take over the whole judiciary for themselves so that they could steal, get corrupted and cause accidents without any legal consequences.

Here is a short story of financial frauds and scams in certain credit union called SKOK closely connected with PiS. The first charges appeared in 2016 but after PiS had come into power in 2015, PIS prosecutors delayed the case as long as possible. It

An indictment has just been brought to court against 32 people associated with SKOK Wesoła in Mysłowice: former heads of the management board of the union, members of the supervisory board, important employees and members of their families.

The Katowice prosecutor's office accused them, among others, of: for mismanagement, misappropriation of property, accepting financial benefits, certifying untruths in documents, forging documents - enumerated on the website of prosecutor Małgorzata Zawada-Dybek, spokeswoman for PO in Katowice. The notary who certified the financial scams is also expected to appear in court. The damage resulting from the allegations was calculated at PLN 282 million.

Spółdzielcza Kasa Oszczednościowo-Kredytowa Wesoła was established in 1993 with its headquarters in Mysłowice and connections with the Mysłowice-Wesoła mine. It had branches in 12 voivodeships and 64,000. members - customers who paid PLN 650 million. Wesoła, like all credit unions, belonged to the National Fund, headed by Grzegorz Biernacki, later a PiS senator and an important person in Kaczyński's party.

In 2007, after PiS lost the elections, many prominent party officials found shelter in SKOKs. When they returned to power , they spread a protective umbrella over SKOKs and repaid their benefactors as much as possible.

From the very beginning, Wesoła fell into the hands of its own people - primarily activists of the mining Solidarity movement and their families. Loans were granted to people without creditworthiness for bribes. The prosecutor's office found that members of the supervisory board signed contracts with their wives, children and aunts for fictitious services, which were completely unnecessary. Children (allegedly) handed out advertising leaflets, wives (allegedly) praised Wesoła during social gatherings... and everyone took money for it.

It is therefore hardly surprising that in 2013, SKOK Wesoła recorded a loss of over PLN 160 million and was on the verge of bankruptcy. The Polish Financial Supervision Authority stepped in, and two years later a receiver was appointed, who dismissed all members of the management board and some of the management staff on disciplinary grounds.

The case was brought to the prosecutor's office and dragged on for eight years. Since 2016 - I found out at PO in Katowice - excessive involvement in the investigation against Wesoła was frowned upon by its superiors. If it weren't for the change of government, it would probably drag on forever... Towards the statute of limitations.

pawian   
6 Jan 2024
News / The feud between Telewizja Republika and TV Trwam [19]

If you think they will change

That`s the risk I am willing to take. :):):)
The most rabid wild animal turns into a gentle sheep when you starve it and then give food again. Rightists are like rabid beasts.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
News / The Baltics states rely on Poland as their main defender against Russian aggression?? [213]

Putin is too shitscared to even touch Latvia and Estonia which are under NATO protective umbrella

BS. He is like Hitler who risked the war with Poland against her alliance with France and GB. He correctly predicted Western countries would not come to aid militarily if Poland collapsed quickly. And it happened.

Putin thinks in the same way - if he invades and quickly occupies the Baltics, the West and NATO won`t react militarily.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
History / Poles should apologise to Ukrainians first [476]

expressing views you don't like

I have the right to dislike views of a Russian propagandist.

avoid you

Yes, because I am super learned, knowledgeable and intelligent. They prefer to learn from me in silence. While you have always been a lousy learner, that is why you are disrupting our lesson. But you won`t take over. I have dealt with bigger rascals than you. Ha!!!!
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
News / The feud between Telewizja Republika and TV Trwam [19]

is a good idea (it's a really bad idea)

Come on, make a decision at last. :):):)

These companies want extremists to find No tool to speak out with

Why no tool? Did I mention the collapse of the rightist TV??? No, I only suggested starving those swine until they get educated and change their approach. You can read it in post 10.

And YOU pawian is cheering this on.

Exactly!!!! Starve those swine coz they got too fat on state assets.