Life / Fresh water fishing in Poland [31]


Ok, spell vodka correctly to educate us! :)):

Life / Fresh water fishing in Poland [31]


No, I am too tight fisted for that. I prefer to buy myself delicacies like smoked eel. ):):)


Hey, why didn`t you say we are rivaling in POLISH SPELLING??? Fine with me! Spell and pronounce these cult Polish phrase Chrząszczbrzęczyszczykiewiczwtrzcinie!! hahahaha buhahaha

News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]


Mongrel, apes are the most versatile fighters. They can move on the ground and in the trees!

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News / How will Polish-American relations change if Trump is elected president again? [694]


Carp eats an ape in Britain??? AmaSSing! hahaha

Life / Fresh water fishing in Poland [31]


Mongrel, I drink vodka only when my wife`s relatives from Silesia visit us. :):):):) It happens once a year! Tonight it isn`t such an occassion . :):):)

I am enjoying free time as a Polish teacher - Easter holiday commences on Thursday for us! hahaha

News / How will Polish-American relations change if Trump is elected president again? [694]


hahahaha what you can smell is the stench of rotten dead rats in your sewer home. hahahaha buhahaha

News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

Darling mongrel, I already told you it is practically impossible. Poland will need all defenders. All hands on deck! Do you know this English saying or you don`t coz your sewer education didn`t include it in its curriculum??? :):):)

News / How will Polish-American relations change if Trump is elected president again? [694]


How do you know how monkeys smell???? :):):)

Life / Fresh water fishing in Poland [31]


Of course it is! They dupe you it isn`t but you swallow their lies like a stupid goose swallows dumplings coz you are a stupid mongrel! hahahaha buhahahaha

Life / Fresh water fishing in Poland [31]


In British fish and chips shops. hahahahaha buhahahaha

News / How will Polish-American relations change if Trump is elected president again? [694]


No, you don`t. You only parrot aka monkey what others think .:):):)

News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]


Darling mongrel, I had a military training during my uni time. I passed the low rank officer exam. :):):)


It is amaSSing you consider sb`s age a disadvantage. I told you - age means nothing to me. As long as I am fit, I am eager and elligible for service. :):):)

Life / Fresh water fishing in Poland [31]


So why are you talking about the taste of angled carp, you fekking mongrel??? You only know the taste of rotten rats which you catch in the sewers of London after Brexit. hahahaha buhahahaha

Life / Fresh water fishing in Poland [31]


Mongrel, do you angle for food coz you are so poor as a London sewer dweller???? :):):):)

Ps. Was it you who angled and devoured a swan in one of London`s parks??? That case was infamous in British media a few years ago.....

Youy fekking mongrel barbarian! Almost like an imperial Russian! DFY and your stalinist grandpas, too!!!

Life / Fresh water fishing in Poland [31]


Good. Yet, Polish die hard anglers focus on carp which is disregarded in Western Europe or US but highly valued in Poland.

Kathreen with a carp weighing nearly 30 kg. No pike or perch attain such sizes.

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News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]


You could say it in 1950s or 1960s :):):) In today`s fast living world and lifestyle, recent is only 5 years. Get a grip and come back to the 21st century. :):):)


It means you made an unsubstantiated supposition. :):):)

News / How will Polish-American relations change if Trump is elected president again? [694]


Have you just become a new kind of an ass licker in the forum???? :):):

Food / What Polish foods and brands do you miss when you go to other countries? [216]


You lying mongrel! You have eaten British fast food aka American burgers in Britain located McD restaurants. This nutrition made you so stupid as you are now. hahahaha

DFY and your stalinist grapdpas, too!!!

News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]


Recently means 15 years ago. ):):)


Show us statistics, please. :):):)

Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]


This is a bit closer. How do people become stronger??? Get back to prehistory and cavemen and cavewomen times for a hint.

Language / I NEED HELP FOR A TATTOO ( Family based Polish quotes please ) [11]


Happy is Szczęśliwy in Polish. I doubt your tattoo maker will be able to spell it in ink. :(:(:(:(

Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]


Yes, exactly, but that was a trivial riddle. :):):) The one about an enlarged ass is still pending..... :):):):)

A hint: think in Middle Agean terms - who got their ass enlarged then?
Another hint: recall One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, a Soviet Russian gulag short story - who has an enlarged ass in it???

Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation [1756]

Torq mentioned his new fish tank in another thread. What is the Polish swordfish in fish tanks?

Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]


Exactly!! Non- Polish posters are fascinated with dupa topics. I am also amasssssed. :):):)
You just evoked another dupa phrase which might become our next riddle: to talk about Marynia`s ass.

Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]


Sorry, no. Now you are thinking like a Brit who was born and raised in a comfy setting with mild weather conditions, rich colonies, developed industry, etc etc . Can you reason like a Poless or Pole for a while??? You know, Poland as a God`s Playground by Norman Davies, surrounded by Germans, Russians, Tatars, Turks, Swedes and other warlike nations etc etc .

So, what does it mean that somebody`s ass develops/gets bigger/increases/enlarges in the Polish context????


Yes! Today I heard a song by Kazik with this phrase

youtube.com/watch?v=1CPT4uw7nwo

History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]


Yes, you will be fighting Polish patriots! DFY.


Good move! Fish tanks with colourful fish excellently reduce depressive emotions. :):):)


It does sound better coz stalinist grandpas of yours did their best to subjugate Poland to Soviet Russians. While banderist Ukrainians only wanted to get their lands back from Polish and Soviet Russian occupation.

History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]


No, I won`t go to Gulag. No way. Russian barbarians won`t take me alive. :):):)


And what do you base your opinion on ??? :):):)

There is a chance he isn`t fekked up in his mind. He only intends to become a Russian sock puppet governor of Gdańsk region if imperial Russians occupy northern Poland. :):):)

History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]


You are inconsistent. First you provoke decent patriotic Polesses and Poles with your stupid RuSSophilic opinions, and when we bite back at the Russian ass licker like you, you withdraw into depression and leave the forum for a few weeks. And when you come back, you complain how badly you are treated here.,

DFY, Russian ass licker. And your stalinist grandpas, too!! Why don`t you move to Królewiec aka Kaliningrad at last??? Short drive from Gdańsk.......


Torq is truly popierdolony in his mind.

Language / Foreigners speaking Polish - examples. [71]

Mamed Chalidow, originally a Chechen boxer and martial art fighter, came to Poland in 1997 as a 17 yo. He learnt Polish, married a Poless and settled in northern city of Olsztyn for decades. Became a Polish citizen in 2010.

Very good Polish, I heard only one vocabulary dissosance. And a slight alien accent.

Food / Replace meat with bugs - new trend in Poland [29]


Yes,, tends but there are exceptions. Some fruit yoghurts contain ground bugs:

frisco.pl/pid,1152/n,bakoma-premium-jogurt-truskawkowy/stn,product


Yes, those Aliens are bugs. Did you see the film Starship Troopers from 1997???