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Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
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From: Poe land
Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
30 Mar 2024
Life / A detailed description of the Easter tradition in Poland [41]

My wife is making cakes.

This year, however, she isn`t baking poppy seed cake which is my No 1, even before cheese cake.
So, I am going to take care of it myself. In Polish shops you can buy canned poppy seed pulp but it contains additives. Poppy seed is also available but you need to grind it on your own. The best choice is already ground poppy seed.

The problem is I am going to make it on Monday or even Tuesday coz now I mustn`t loiter in the kitchen and get in the way of other culinary masters..... :):):):)
pawian   
30 Mar 2024
Life / A detailed description of the Easter tradition in Poland [41]

I have just cleaned the toilet with highest accuracy possible and am going to do the same with the bathroom. My wife is making cakes. Kids who reside with us are still sleeping. They worked hard yesterday cleaning the windows and their rooms. ):):)

That`s the model Polish family just before Easter. :):):)
pawian   
30 Mar 2024
Life / Fresh water fishing in Poland [31]

By drinking wodka all of the time

No, I am too mean for that. :):):)

Pawian is an expert on all things

Yes, I must be so as a teacher. Kneel down and imbibe this holy education!

He has one

Not true. 5 at least.
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

HaHaHa!

This sounds like a pig choking. :):):) Check this one: hahahaha. Much better.

actual army.

Mongrel, my experience with the army is still bigger than yours! The army of rats you socialise with in the sewers is a piece of cake in comparison! :):):)
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]

I was getting confused with trying to link Ivan Denisovich with prehistoric cavemen

The reason for linking them is very simple. Gulag prisoners, most of them political, fight to get into the canteen but a few professional bandits, called urkas, defend the entrance and push dozens of politicals away. Ivan explains that urkas who took control of the canteen and its supply system, feed on meat which they steal, so they are strong and well built.

As for cavemen or primordial apemen and apewomen, do you know what happened when they started consuming meat on a large scale??? Their brains as well asses grew bigger! How did they feel then?? Like big headed Lords of the Jungle! HA!!! hahahaha

Fed up with asses now!

Me too coz I can`t think of any new idiom pertaining to them. :):):)
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

compulsory?

Yes, I am talking about communist times. :):):)

it was abolished

In 2010, 21 years after communism collapsed. But still you haven`t provided proofs for your claims. Stop evading and obfuscating. Have you adopted such a style in everyday life, too??? :):):)
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

You

Yes, I did, darling. I said I went through the military training at the university and passed the exam which made me a low rank non com officer called podchorąży rezerwy. Ha!
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]

I sort of know what you're trying to get at

I am trying to get across that grown ass means you have become very big-headed after gaining self confidence and the feeling of importance which you lacked before.

The origin of the phrase is very simple. - in the past, most people used to be slim with small asses coz they fed on low calorie food. The rich ones could afford better food, especially fatty meat so they were overweight with big asses. How did they feel about themselves? Self confident top dogs full of themselves, of course. :):):)
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
Life / Neoliberalism and family formation in Poland [100]

Men just don't like the fact that the status quo has shifted.

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Yes, men feel terrified and lost. Someone has to teach them that the world and women`s attitudes has changed. Will mothers educate their sons at last?
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

As well you know,

No, I don`t. That is why I asked you for proofs which you refused to provide. Which means you were lying. Simple. :):):)

Tell us

I already did, find it earlier in this thread. :):):) Stop obfuscating, it is unhealthy. :):):)
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

You don't always get

Exactly! Instead of a decent poster who we want, we are getting a Brit azhole who is lying about Poland like in the old good times. hahahaha
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

True though

I asked you to provide statistical data but you refused. It means you are azholing and I need to call you out on that. I hope you don`t mind. :):):)
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
Life / Fresh water fishing in Poland [31]

Hence disdained in much of the USA

No, it is disdained because it is a bottom feeder whose meat smells of mud when we talk about wild variety. The one produced in Poland doesn`t. . :):):

45KG Flathead cats are not un-common

You mean catfish?? Specimen closing to 100 KG are rare but still available in Poland.
E.g,

gs24.pl/sum-gigant-na-haczyku-wylowiony-z-odry-wazyl-prawie-sto-kilogramow-zdjecia/ar/c1-17755311


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pawian   
29 Mar 2024
Life / Neoliberalism and family formation in Poland [100]

Men care about womens goals when they align with what men also want.

That is why more and more women feel they need to protect themselves against such sick attitude. Males, you can thank yourselves for the rise of feminism, women`s liberation movement and all other. :):):)
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

One of the majority

Still lying about Poland, azhole?? Who did you learn it from?? Novi?? :):):)
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
News / Polish PM Tusk- dictator or not? What Poles think? [455]

Quite sensibly, most Poles don't trust him.

Mongrel, so do most Poles not trust Duda, your fave PIS bolshevik. :):):)

Andrzej Duda maintains third position in the ranking, but as it will soon become clear, he has a serious competitor. In the latest poll, the president enjoys the trust of 39.7 percent. respondents (26.5% definitely, 14.4% rather). This is less by 1.2 percentage points. than a month ago. 51.4% of people express no trust in politicians. people (+0.8 pp.), and 8.9% have a neutral opinion about him. survey participants (+0.4 pp.).

that pawian

Pawian still remembers how you tried to convince BB that the Saviour is finished in Poland and nobody trusts him. Kłamczuszek, ty! :):):)
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
Language / Dupa - what a beautiful Polish word [103]

@Feniks

Sorry, no.
The last hint: I last heard this expression in 1990s from a colleague of mine who used to drive FIAT cars (very popular in communist Poland before) and ran an amateur garage. He was always besieged by FIAT owners, mostly young ones, who met at the garage to repair their cars, share their experiences or simply socialise. Mark was always extremely helpful and ready to offer expertise assistance to them. However, one day he needed help himself and called one of his young mates who, surprisingly, refused. Mark commented: He knew nothing, I taught him everything. His ass has grown and he doesn`t need me anymore.
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

Which tier education did you finish in GB?? Kindergarten??

Which iz zero! hahahaha buhahaha

And with that optimistic accent, goody night, dear readers. :):):)
pawian   
29 Mar 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation [1756]

officially called 'swordtails' we usually just called them swordfish...

Exactly! Amasing fish! I started my first fish tank before I was 10. I didn`t realise then it was such a wonderful depression reducer. :):):)

got a cat and he fished them out of the tank one by one.
Haha, like Garfield

Or other less famous cats. BTW, talking about water, what is let ducks go???


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pawian   
29 Mar 2024
News / Military draft coming in Poland? [48]

the Polish Military would accept you.

Yaawn. Why are you so stupid? Which tier education did you finish in GB?? Kindergarten?? hahahaha