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Novichok   
1 Apr 2024
Law / Weed laws in Poland [25]

Anyone who smokes this crap is a self-hating moron.
Novichok   
1 Apr 2024
Love / Polish guy canceled 3rd date on me, is he uninterested or am I reading too much into it [43]

I met this polish guy who's been living here in America for 8 years-

My question is, for American men,

So you are asking Americans how to read a Polish guy?

Hello, all for context I am an American woman living in America.

This is not how an American woman would say it. Try this:

Hi, my name is Jane, and I live in Nebraska.
Last month, I met this Polish guy...
Novichok   
31 Mar 2024
History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]

macrotrends.net/global-metrics/countries/POL/poland/life-expectancy
Poland:

In 1950 - 59
In 1966 - 69

Conclusion: PZPR caused the life expectancy to go up by 10 years or 16%.

macrotrends.net/global-metrics/countries/USA/united-states/life-expectancy

Now the US:

1950 - 68
1966 - 70

Change: 2 years or one-fifth of what PZPR was able to achieve. Commies win.

BTW, did you notice that in 1966, in the depth of communist oppression, with the Red Army still terrorizing Poland and executing Poles daily, the life expectancy was the same as in the US, the best and the richest place in the whole universe...hahahahahahahaha...

Conclusion: Never come to a gunfight with a used condom.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2024
History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]

Simple. That's what too much democracy does to you, I guess...Nothing to do with alcohol consumption and other idiotic habits...
It's the American "freedom and democracy" - the opposites of Polish communist "oppression" and the Soviet tanks in Legnica - that causes them to die early.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2024
History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]

Prove that it was because we had PZPR and not because we were recovering from a fvcking war, people were drinking themselves to death, and that they were ill, and so on...

I was born in the middle of the war. No baby formulas. Raised under "communism" with meat shortages. Left when I was 24 and I am as healthy as they get. My doctors are still amazed and ready to ask how come I am not dead yet. So don't give any shyt about low life span under "communism". BTW, before I left "communism", I benched 315 lb and squatted 165kg.

In 2021, life expectancy for Native Americans was 65 years. So fvck off with your stupid stats.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2024
History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]

In the US, in 1960, men could expect to live to age 66, on average, while women lived to age 73.

That's without any war and the shortages of food, and healthcare. It was the war, not the "commies", stupid...

I remember that until we moved in 1957, we had no hot water.

Americans didn't have to rebuild NY or DC from scratch, either.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2024
History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]

Thanks to the Republicans, Poles in Warsaw will be spared from this vomit-inducing sight:

google.com/maps/@52.2245098,21.0240022,3a,17y,251.87h,104.96t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sbPEfNF59QpRTKxoUJYGNIg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DbPEfNF59QpRTKxoUJYGNIg%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D77.825066%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en&entry=ttu

No more faggot flags on US embassies. Or schizophrenics...Or bipolar...Or blind and deaf...Or kleptos...Or cancer patients...just the most beautiful flag ever designed...the US flag...
Novichok   
31 Mar 2024
History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]

I forgot to mention that I received my first communion and confirmation without any problems. No, there were no bears trying to have us for lunch...

To my great disappointment, I never saw any Soviet soldiers or tanks. The only Russian I met was a guy who asked me for directions.
Novichok   
31 Mar 2024
History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]

I liked my life in "communist" Poland. The only flag I ever saw was the Polish red and white. The US Embassy had that beautiful American flag, not the LGBT fake rainbow crap. Use Google Maps if you want to see that embassy today. Make sure your barf bag is close...

We were not indoctrinated. If they tried, it didn't work.

Nobody was celebrating mental disorders with parades. We knew how to define "a woman". There were only two genders. Girls were not having their breasts removed because they liked to play with their brothers' toy trucks.

The Red Army was protecting us from the US kind of freedom, democracy, and a million deaths like in Korea. We were not afraid to say things the way American students are today.

We were not afraid to go for a walk at night. Justice was swift and being on drugs was not a mitigating condition. My tuition from K to MSEE was zero. And so were the hospital bills.

Nobody in my family belonged to PZPR. Yet, we lived in the best part of Warsaw on Nowy Swiat 47. My father used to attend conferences in France. In 1975, I met my parents in Paris. I left in 1966 at high noon. On a train. Nobody was shooting...

I was able to buy the New York Herald Tribune without any difficulties. I would visit the US Embassy regularly and nobody from the Polish KGB asked me why. Today, that embassy is less inviting than American prisons with their waiting rooms and restrooms.

For your convenience, here is the US Embassy in Warsaw:

google.com/maps/@52.2245098,21.0240022,3a,17y,251.87h,104.96t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sbPEfNF59QpRTKxoUJYGNIg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DbPEfNF59QpRTKxoUJYGNIg%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D77.825066%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en&entry=ttu

And the Embassy of the Russian Federation:

google.com/maps/@52.2108063,21.0274719,3a,15y,243.61h,110.37t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sAGkwOTmtcf9UInzHR4ELLw!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DAGkwOTmtcf9UInzHR4ELLw%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D338.4076%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en&entry=ttu

Fvcking unbelievable...
Novichok   
30 Mar 2024
Food / Poles have a more loving attitude to food than here in the UK [169]

Eating is the same as refueling. Nobody sane would add sugar because it would harm the engine.
Yet, we are stupid enough to gobble this cancer-causing poison, get fatter, and smile like suicidal idiots when even looking at this crap.
I said "we" to be nice. I don't eat this stuff.
Novichok   
27 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

all you hear is The adverts, the adverts, the damn bloody adverts on your tele.

The Tivo "skip" function solves this problem very nicely.

Some programs are coded to be full auto. This eliminates pressing a skip remote button. It skips over the whole group of ads by itself.
Novichok   
27 Mar 2024
News / THE ARMY OF POLAND - THE REALITY [493]

halt some types of training in the Polish army.

The Polish army doesn't have to train. Just call DC.
You do have the WH on speed dial?
Novichok   
27 Mar 2024
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [969]

Quoting:

... there aren't male and female chess tournaments. There ARE women's tournaments, where only women compete, but there are no Men Only chess tournaments. Everyone can, and does, play at a regular chess tournament.

Why a separate tournament for women only? There is no risk of injury and physical strength is not a factor. So what's up with this bs?
Novichok   
26 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

large beers

...and large guts...

With a vague urine note in the stench of old sweat.

Brits hate American tourists because American tourists use up a month's worth of hot water on the first day.