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Poor hygiene of people in public places in Poland [46]
Kania - specifically - is an oligarch, with multiple bathrooms with bidets.
This is not a sign of oligarchy, rather a sign to be liberated from abject barbarism. The popular modern practice of wiping one's unmentionable after a round of colonic evacuation with highly processed tree pulp is downright barbaric. As a reformed barbarian who spent most of his illustrious life traveling through the brambled wilderness of those ghastly white squares of arse friction to the open and airy gentle prairie of the bidet, I can say the bidet is simply an instrument of common sense and charity.
67th place in the world in alcohol consumption
That's pathetic, and, personally, I find it very disappointing. Poland needs to up it's drinking game. Matter-of-fact, there needs to be an advocacy campaign for more alcohol consumption per capita in Poland. Just like Solidarity started in Gdansk to rid Poland of the yoke of communism, this Summer you and I, GK, will begin a movement to rid Poland from the yoke of puritanism in Gdansk by drinking to the point of hilarity...just name the drinking establishment and I'll be there.