Not as horrible as you think. There is a lot of "banter" on here.....if you don't understand that word then maybe "joking" or "leg pulling".... most of us are not being nasty on here, Just mucking about.
As I have said on a different thread, the meat is no problem in the UK. Just get a suitable table....if you can get a market stall one, all the better.
Look, there is no such thing as a typical Polish look
That is not completely true. Whilst there may not be a typical Polish look. You cannot honestly tell me that in a foreign city you have not been able to identify Poles.....
Like I said, you would pass as a Pole but your look is not typical. Now that you tell us you are Belgian, are you more French or more Flemish? I am guessing French.....