Do Polish people have big noses?

I was hoping Michal would come up with some interesting similie to describe Polish noses. These puppets are incomplete without them. I've already got them some strange plastic coats.

Listen, from all Europoids, English woman are ugliest and English lips/mouth are real punishment from a God, indeed

what about this?!

Ever seen the mouth of a crow?

its beak, not mouth

When we are on animals. I forgot to mention that people usualy say for English lips, `rabbit lips` (like rabbit)

The beak is only a part of its mouth.
You heard it straight from the donkey's rabbit lips.

seriously?

Deadly serious.

I measured my nose with my woodwork tape measure.

51mm high
21mm horizontally from above the top lip to the tip

I didn't measure the width.

Here are measuring instructions::)

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  Nose measure
  

He seems to be measuring his entire face, or perhaps more.

... or he's just wondering how to measure his nose correctly :

Or the tip of his nose?

Is he supposed to be displaying the nose of an average Polish man?

Should he have a set-square somewhere at the top of his nose?

Probably... ;)

I inaccurately measured my nose.
Now, attempting the Bolo technique,
I am finding it difficult reading the numbers on the ruler, despite being short-sighted.

You'll never manage it. What's the worry anyway?

You can try a custom technique tha should for you: :]

Supplementary question:
Do Polish donkeys have big noses?

This particular English donkey's nose is about average, I think.

Good. :)

What technique works on you bolo?

I would call it The Nose and Fella Adequate Technique.

I have a big nose (in real life looks bigger than on a picture) so I also have a big fella. You know what I mean ;].

"Ahhh, mam to wszystko w nosie" - this is a popular saying, I remember from Poland...
Well, your nose has to be huge, if you have "everything' in your nose... :)

OK, literally "I have everything in my nose"...what it means is: "I don't care"

I just feel sorry for Michal...all the Pinocchios he's got in his household...the wife, the kids..him...they really need to be careful not too get their noses tangled up. :)

What about those long corks from some thin necked wine bottles? There are some excellent shapes from German white wine.


I am not talking about my household, simply what I observed in a park one morning. I can tell a Pole 'a mile off' as the expression goes, and the theme was about long noses after all.

sigh. I was about to call you all a bunch of generalizing bums. But then I looked in the mirror, and... sigh, sadly, i have a rather big nose myself. I tried to think which polish person doesnt have a big nose and...of the polish people I know, there seem to be none really. But seriously, they not that bad. I prefer my "big" nose to the little button noses that make people look slightly similar to a well...err...a pig?

They say dogs look like their owners, so if you have a long nose, get a bulldog. It'll get smaller.

sound advice

Using the technique recommended by Bolo:
https://polishforums.com/genealogy/people-big-noses-5520/6/#msg276740

Osioł (English) - 47mm
Osioł's flatmate (Polish) - 55mm

Will anyone else dare to put a ruler to their snout?

I wonder if it's good for us Krysia, that we both own Chihuahuas. Lol!

10 out of 10 for effort buddy,,, where did the conk nose come from???? i saw a film called life of brian, and brians mother said it was because, is father was roman lol

yeh they dare ...

me .. british and english - 60mm measured from the tip of the bridge to the tip of my nose (i broke my nose in an road traffic accident in 1996)