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Do Polish people have big noses?


osiol 55 | 3,922
27 Oct 2007 #181
I was hoping Michal would come up with some interesting similie to describe Polish noses. These puppets are incomplete without them. I've already got them some strange plastic coats.
Crow 152 | 9,820
27 Oct 2007 #182
Polish womens noses were very big indeed

Listen, from all Europoids, English woman are ugliest and English lips/mouth are real punishment from a God, indeed

what about this?!
osiol 55 | 3,922
27 Oct 2007 #183
Ever seen the mouth of a crow?
Crow 152 | 9,820
27 Oct 2007 #184
its beak, not mouth

When we are on animals. I forgot to mention that people usualy say for English lips, `rabbit lips` (like rabbit)
osiol 55 | 3,922
27 Oct 2007 #185
its beak, not mouth

The beak is only a part of its mouth.
You heard it straight from the donkey's rabbit lips.
Crow 152 | 9,820
27 Oct 2007 #186
The beak is only a part of its mouth

seriously?
osiol 55 | 3,922
27 Oct 2007 #187
Deadly serious.

I measured my nose with my woodwork tape measure.

51mm high
21mm horizontally from above the top lip to the tip

I didn't measure the width.
bolo 2 | 304
27 Oct 2007 #188
Here are measuring instructions::)


  • Nose measure
osiol 55 | 3,922
27 Oct 2007 #189
He seems to be measuring his entire face, or perhaps more.
bolo 2 | 304
27 Oct 2007 #190
... or he's just wondering how to measure his nose correctly :
beckski 12 | 1,617
27 Oct 2007 #192
Nose measure

Is he supposed to be displaying the nose of an average Polish man?
osiol 55 | 3,922
27 Oct 2007 #193
Should he have a set-square somewhere at the top of his nose?
osiol 55 | 3,922
27 Oct 2007 #195
I inaccurately measured my nose.
Now, attempting the Bolo technique,
I am finding it difficult reading the numbers on the ruler, despite being short-sighted.
PolskaDoll 28 | 2,104
27 Oct 2007 #196
You'll never manage it. What's the worry anyway?
bolo 2 | 304
27 Oct 2007 #197
I am finding it difficult reading the numbers on the ruler, despite being short-sighted.

You can try a custom technique tha should for you: :]

Donkey Nose Measure Technique
osiol 55 | 3,922
27 Oct 2007 #198
Supplementary question:
Do Polish donkeys have big noses?

This particular English donkey's nose is about average, I think.
krysia 23 | 3,057
27 Oct 2007 #200
You can try a custom technique tha should for you: :]

What technique works on you bolo?
bolo 2 | 304
27 Oct 2007 #201
I would call it The Nose and Fella Adequate Technique.

I have a big nose (in real life looks bigger than on a picture) so I also have a big fella. You know what I mean ;].
Eurola 4 | 1,909
27 Oct 2007 #202
"Ahhh, mam to wszystko w nosie" - this is a popular saying, I remember from Poland...
Well, your nose has to be huge, if you have "everything' in your nose... :)

OK, literally "I have everything in my nose"...what it means is: "I don't care"

I just feel sorry for Michal...all the Pinocchios he's got in his household...the wife, the kids..him...they really need to be careful not too get their noses tangled up. :)
Michal - | 1,865
28 Oct 2007 #203
was hoping Michal would come up with some interesting similie to describe Polish noses.

What about those long corks from some thin necked wine bottles? There are some excellent shapes from German white wine.

t feel sorry for Michal...all the Pinocchios he's got in his household...the wife, the kids..him...they really need to be careful not too get their noses tangled up. :)

I am not talking about my household, simply what I observed in a park one morning. I can tell a Pole 'a mile off' as the expression goes, and the theme was about long noses after all.
zuzi0mail - | 54
28 Oct 2007 #204
sigh. I was about to call you all a bunch of generalizing bums. But then I looked in the mirror, and... sigh, sadly, i have a rather big nose myself. I tried to think which polish person doesnt have a big nose and...of the polish people I know, there seem to be none really. But seriously, they not that bad. I prefer my "big" nose to the little button noses that make people look slightly similar to a well...err...a pig?
krysia 23 | 3,057
28 Oct 2007 #205
They say dogs look like their owners, so if you have a long nose, get a bulldog. It'll get smaller.
beckski 12 | 1,617
29 Oct 2007 #208
They say dogs look like their owners

I wonder if it's good for us Krysia, that we both own Chihuahuas. Lol!
MintyFresh - | 2
16 Nov 2007 #209
You can try a custom technique tha should for you: :]

10 out of 10 for effort buddy,,, where did the conk nose come from???? i saw a film called life of brian, and brians mother said it was because, is father was roman lol
telefonitika
16 Nov 2007 #210
Will anyone else dare to put a ruler to their snout?

yeh they dare ...

me .. british and english - 60mm measured from the tip of the bridge to the tip of my nose (i broke my nose in an road traffic accident in 1996)


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