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Do Polish people have big noses?


tomekcatkins 8 | 130
14 Oct 2007 #151
I think Polish people have big noses because the Germans trained them to find truffles for their fuhrer..... xD Haha!

Edit:

(I'm just joking. I hope you won't be offended. In fact I'm quite grateful for your translations and stuff. :-))
saddened - | 64
15 Oct 2007 #152
It takes a long time to train a pole you have to find him first behind his nose.
osiol 55 | 3,922
15 Oct 2007 #153
Does anyone have an standard technique for nose measurement?
Perhaps we could all post our nose sizes here and collate all the data for statistical analysis.
saddened - | 64
15 Oct 2007 #154
Does anyone have an standard technique for nose measurement?

I'm sorry but what i was taught was you could always measure a girl by her lovely full lips and smile and a fellow by the length of his nose. Damn i dont think that came out right i think ill have to edit that.
hancock 1 | 95
18 Oct 2007 #155
sorry but you missed the editting but you got the nose bit right. what did big ears stand for?

We are the only ones who without drinking the best wódka, can actualy smell it.
Crow 152 | 9,820
26 Oct 2007 #157
as I know, no

its a stupid question, anyway

Wielki Nos , Wielki Waz

Veliki nos

what is Waz?
osiol 55 | 3,922
26 Oct 2007 #159
wąż is also snake...
joepilsudski 26 | 1,389
26 Oct 2007 #160
Hose, snake, same thing...I was making a small joke.
Crow 152 | 9,820
26 Oct 2007 #161
Hose, snake, same thing

What `waz` and `hose` are snake on Polish?

on Serbian it is `zmija`
osiol 55 | 3,922
26 Oct 2007 #162
Hose, snake, same thing

I'd rather tread on a hose.
For any further meanings of wąż, treading should NOT be involved.

I was making a small joke

A small joke about a big nose.
joepilsudski 26 | 1,389
26 Oct 2007 #163
There is an obscure American joke: 'The bigger the nose, the bigger the hose!' Rosumiecz?
Eurola 4 | 1,909
26 Oct 2007 #164
on Serbian it is `zmija`

Yes, it's also żmija ;0)

'The bigger the nose, the bigger the hose!'

I thought that the shoe size mattered...
Michal - | 1,865
27 Oct 2007 #165
We were standing in a park next to Woking Leisure Centre yesterday and we saw some Polish people with their children playing on the swings. It was cold and the Poles always stand out by their strange plastic coats. The children too stand out as they are dressed from head to foot in thick clothing to keep the so called English winter out. We said nothing art all but I stood close by to listen in to their dopey conversations. Indeed, Polish people do have long noses and strange shaped mouths like two plates put together. An odd lot all together, if I was to be asked!
BubbaWoo 33 | 3,510
27 Oct 2007 #166
i spent the summer having morning coffee on monte cassino and as observing the world walk by i took the opportunity to conduct a little research into the size of polish noses

yup... definately big...
beckski 12 | 1,617
27 Oct 2007 #167
My daddy had a big nose. I think it made him look more handsome. He used to tell me I had a button nose. He thought it was too small.
Lady in red
27 Oct 2007 #168
if I was to be asked!

Nobody is asking YOU because you talk drivel with so many made up stories that we all know are NOT TRUE !!

Which century and planet do you live on ? You are just stupid !!
Michal - | 1,865
27 Oct 2007 #169
No, I was indeed in Woking Leisure Centre park and indeed the Polish womens noses were very big indeed!
Lady in red
27 Oct 2007 #170
Polish womens noses were very big indeed!

So your wife's nose is BIG too is it ......your poor children because they may have inherited these really big noses............I pity you :(
Michal - | 1,865
27 Oct 2007 #171
For a start, I have never told a lie on this forum and secondly my wife does not have a big nose. Do you have a big nose, then? I bet you do!
_Sofi_
27 Oct 2007 #172
your poor children because they may have inherited these really big noses....

sorry for butting in (maybe I have a big nose!!) ..but please let's not bring his kids and wife into it.. :(
Michal - | 1,865
27 Oct 2007 #173
My God, what boring conversations some of these Polish people have though! 'Oh. are you Polish. So am I! My husband is English though'... and so on..... and so on...and so on...we just stood on the side lines and listened in. More interesting than sitting on the park bench and looking at the passing clouds I suppose. Though now I am not so sure.
Lady in red
27 Oct 2007 #174
Indeed, Polish people do have long noses and strange shaped mouths like two plates put together.

That's what you posted. So Michal, if your wife is indeed Polish , as you have said many times (and remember you don't lie) then by your observation and above statement she must also have a long nose !!!

And a strange mouth too !!
Michal - | 1,865
27 Oct 2007 #175
sorry for butting in (maybe I have a big nose!!) ..but please let's not bring his kids and wife into it.. :(

The Lady in Red does not have kids of her own, hence that is why she brings them in to her conversations.
Lady in red
27 Oct 2007 #176
what boring conversations some of these Polish people have though

Not as boring as you are on this forum !!

.but please let's not bring his kids and wife into it.. :

Why ever not ?

He calls the Polish women and their children, yet he is married to a Polish woman. So, he therefore has brought his wife and kids into the thread himself. Because they too are Polish and he has said that all polish women have long noses and strange mouths........

:)

maybe I have a big nose

You are a Polish woman than are you Sofi ?

The Lady in Red does not have kids of her own, hence that is why she brings them in to her conversations.

You know absolutely nothing about me !
_Sofi_
27 Oct 2007 #177
You are a Polish woman than are you Sofi ?

lol no, I just mean my nosiness for butting in :P

Sorry
Lady in red
27 Oct 2007 #178
it's ok Sofi :) Thank you for your reply.

I don't have a big or long nose either and my genes are 100% Polish.......it's what Michal wrote.....he calls all Polish women and yet he forgets he has stated he is married to one. Maybe he should learn not to call all Polish people. He is very offensive in the way he writes and it's not fair to allow him to write such things without replying back.....and putting things into perspective........

:)
osiol 55 | 3,922
27 Oct 2007 #179
I've been away from this thread for a while.
I've been making puppets using two plates for their mouths.
_Sofi_
27 Oct 2007 #180
did your nose bring you back into it? :P

[lame- yes , j/k- also]


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