Do Polish people have big noses?

I think Polish people have big noses because the Germans trained them to find truffles for their fuhrer..... xD Haha!

Edit:

(I'm just joking. I hope you won't be offended. In fact I'm quite grateful for your translations and stuff. :-))

It takes a long time to train a pole you have to find him first behind his nose.

Does anyone have an standard technique for nose measurement?
Perhaps we could all post our nose sizes here and collate all the data for statistical analysis.

I'm sorry but what i was taught was you could always measure a girl by her lovely full lips and smile and a fellow by the length of his nose. Damn i dont think that came out right i think ill have to edit that.

sorry but you missed the editting but you got the nose bit right. what did big ears stand for?

We are the only ones who without drinking the best wódka, can actualy smell it.

Wielki Nos , Wielki Waz.

as I know, no

its a stupid question, anyway


Veliki nos

what is Waz?

Waz is 'hose'.

wąż is also snake...

Hose, snake, same thing...I was making a small joke.

What `waz` and `hose` are snake on Polish?

on Serbian it is `zmija`

I'd rather tread on a hose.
For any further meanings of wąż, treading should NOT be involved.


A small joke about a big nose.

There is an obscure American joke: 'The bigger the nose, the bigger the hose!' Rosumiecz?

Yes, it's also żmija ;0)


I thought that the shoe size mattered...

We were standing in a park next to Woking Leisure Centre yesterday and we saw some Polish people with their children playing on the swings. It was cold and the Poles always stand out by their strange plastic coats. The children too stand out as they are dressed from head to foot in thick clothing to keep the so called English winter out. We said nothing art all but I stood close by to listen in to their dopey conversations. Indeed, Polish people do have long noses and strange shaped mouths like two plates put together. An odd lot all together, if I was to be asked!

i spent the summer having morning coffee on monte cassino and as observing the world walk by i took the opportunity to conduct a little research into the size of polish noses

yup... definately big...

My daddy had a big nose. I think it made him look more handsome. He used to tell me I had a button nose. He thought it was too small.

Nobody is asking YOU because you talk drivel with so many made up stories that we all know are NOT TRUE !!

Which century and planet do you live on ? You are just stupid !!

No, I was indeed in Woking Leisure Centre park and indeed the Polish womens noses were very big indeed!

So your wife's nose is BIG too is it ......your poor children because they may have inherited these really big noses............I pity you :(

For a start, I have never told a lie on this forum and secondly my wife does not have a big nose. Do you have a big nose, then? I bet you do!

sorry for butting in (maybe I have a big nose!!) ..but please let's not bring his kids and wife into it.. :(

My God, what boring conversations some of these Polish people have though! 'Oh. are you Polish. So am I! My husband is English though'... and so on..... and so on...and so on...we just stood on the side lines and listened in. More interesting than sitting on the park bench and looking at the passing clouds I suppose. Though now I am not so sure.

That's what you posted. So Michal, if your wife is indeed Polish , as you have said many times (and remember you don't lie) then by your observation and above statement she must also have a long nose !!!

And a strange mouth too !!

The Lady in Red does not have kids of her own, hence that is why she brings them in to her conversations.

Not as boring as you are on this forum !!


Why ever not ?

He calls the Polish women and their children, yet he is married to a Polish woman. So, he therefore has brought his wife and kids into the thread himself. Because they too are Polish and he has said that all polish women have long noses and strange mouths........

:)


You are a Polish woman than are you Sofi ?


You know absolutely nothing about me !

lol no, I just mean my nosiness for butting in :P

Sorry

it's ok Sofi :) Thank you for your reply.

I don't have a big or long nose either and my genes are 100% Polish.......it's what Michal wrote.....he calls all Polish women and yet he forgets he has stated he is married to one. Maybe he should learn not to call all Polish people. He is very offensive in the way he writes and it's not fair to allow him to write such things without replying back.....and putting things into perspective........

:)

I've been away from this thread for a while.
I've been making puppets using two plates for their mouths.

did your nose bring you back into it? :P

[lame- yes , j/k- also]