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Posts by Dekameron  

Joined: 11 Sep 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 8 Oct 2008
Threads: Total: 1 / In This Archive: 0
Posts: Total: 146 / In This Archive: 118
From: Polska/Poland
Speaks Polish?: yes/tak/ja/sim/oui
Interests: Never left my basement :=)

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Dekameron   
25 Sep 2008
Love / Pick up lines - the Polish style [110]

I'm 200% certain that you never ever had a woman and your sexual experiences do not venture beyond masturbation, its painfully apparent.
Dekameron   
24 Sep 2008
Love / Pick up lines - the Polish style [110]

You boys better stay your side of the pond cause with lines like those you'll be paddling up stream without any oars for ever. They only work for laugh in films. I'm hearing moans and groans and they're not from getting lucky ;P

Not at all, just go up to a girl with a blood covered baseball bat and tell her "i like your smile" she's bound not to say no.
Dekameron   
22 Sep 2008
Love / Pick up lines - the Polish style [110]

"I could not help but notice your giant boobs, could i please screw you in a toilet ?"

Also if she's a young mother.

"Say you love me or the kid dies."
Dekameron   
21 Sep 2008
Love / My polish g/f can be a nightmare,is it always like this [262]

Depends which one you run into.

Mine is nice, i still need to beat her regularly though.

@Topic author.

Sir you're dating a *****, ******* are an international disease, my advice dump her and find yourself a proper girl.
Dekameron   
18 Sep 2008
Love / help dating polish lady [78]

Beat her up then say you love her, if she doesnt respond chances are:

1. She's uncoscious.
2.She's dead.
3. You have eye problems and have beaten up the wrong woman.

Anyway violence against women never fails, everrrr.
Dekameron   
17 Sep 2008
Love / Polish Catholic & Jewish Love Relationships [9]

I can move where this is more tolerated

I'm sorry no, jewish people are 'racist' and chauvinistic about their religion, you're a goi, a non-jew and everywhere Jews treat you that way.
Dekameron   
16 Sep 2008
Love / My Polish boyfriend fancies are Pakistani neighbor. What do I do ? [291]

lol hottie wants me lots of girls do , many fail its the sexyiness of the french dude many have tried but only few suceed with me ,one night or day with me and ill blow her mind she wont even look at the guy shes with she will be too busy wanting me lol;)

Le cheap provocation, le cheese !!
Dekameron   
15 Sep 2008
Love / I married a Polish girl once. [21]

The live and achievements of polishcanuck.

Step one - move abroad.
Step two - get a job at as a dish washer.
Step three - look down on Poles just because they're in Poland AND he doesnt have to think about being a dish washer.
Dekameron   
15 Sep 2008
News / Dealing with constant insults against Polish [323]

Lawsuits are your friends, i find polish people do not use law enough, if you're dealing with serious abuse sue sue sue and once more sue.
Dekameron   
14 Sep 2008
History / Question of Race Hygiene in Third RP [72]

And back to the thread. Of course Poles are the most racist nation, because they always stress the superiority of their culture over Russian. It hurts us inhumanly, because we know it is not true; really it is Russian culture prevails over Polish!

Of course we could go over it indepth, polish culture has approximately 1000 years of tradition whereas russian culture in an organized traditional way is at least 500 years younger.

By the time Poland was a seat of arts and literature Moscow was still a relatively unknown city, then there's the fact that Poland has always been a land open to other cultures benefitting from various influences whereas Russia has been chauvinistic in its insular approach to panslavic idea.

So yes i believe that polish heritage is superior though it makes Russia by no means backwater, large reason for the superiority of polish culture is the heavy indoctrination of the russian people.
Dekameron   
14 Sep 2008
Love / Who makes a good Polish wife? [75]

u think getting laid with a polish chick is the first thing on my mind

Nah but you came here in a rather naive belief that being catholic is going to score you a massive bonus, it generally wont.

oh u must have a real good reason to marry a polish girl

Well i love her and she has these enormous absolutely perfect boobs, also she's a master cook thats four reasons ( including the boobs ) to marry her.

You strike me as either very young or just very naive, anyway good luck with your search.
Dekameron   
14 Sep 2008
Love / Who makes a good Polish wife? [75]

Roy i'll share a little secret with you, coming to these boards with a huge poster "I AM A CATHOLIC" wont get you laid, seriously.
Dekameron   
14 Sep 2008
Love / Who makes a good Polish wife? [75]

she's quiet, doesn't need a new pair of shoes every week, always ready for some love, never jealous about other ladies, faithful and never starts quarells ;)

Honey you seem so deflated today. There was a strange air about her. She was so full she almost exploded.
Dekameron   
14 Sep 2008
Love / I married a Polish girl once. [21]

I'd like a new polish woman, my current polish woman refuses to cook for me, i think she's broken.
Dekameron   
14 Sep 2008
News / The advantages and good reputation of Polish workers [45]

I think that we are the real master race.

Poland from ocean to ocean, heck its only a question of time before we get to conquering other planets.

You are a subserviant race. Look at the poles in britian and throughout the world. Cleaners, sweepers, servants, waiters, doorstaff, drivers. et.c

And in a polish ruled world you get sterilized as to not have children, idiocy should be cut out at the root, or pants in this case.
Dekameron   
14 Sep 2008
Life / is there wireless internet in poland [19]

Ze internet is coming, hide your children ! No seriously we use coal powered internet here in Poland we're not barbarians just because we live in caves you know.
Dekameron   
14 Sep 2008
Love / I married a Polish girl once. [21]

Well have you considered going O.J.Simpson on her ass ? I mean i'm not encouraging anything just asking :-)