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Pick up lines - the Polish style


Lilu 3 | 32  
24 Nov 2007 /  #1
What are the best or worst pick up line(s) you have heard or used?

This one was told to me recently,

Why don't we forget about playing Doctor, lets play gynecologist.
starchild 2 | 120  
24 Nov 2007 /  #2
That's awful! A fast track way of getting a slap I reckon.

(By the way, I think there was a thread like this one already somewhere)

:-)
sledz 23 | 2,250  
24 Nov 2007 /  #3
Do you have a map?
I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
krysia 23 | 3,057  
24 Nov 2007 /  #4
This is what I heard from a guy in Poland trying to pick me up: I've been working in a meat plant for so many years, but I've never seen a leg like that!
sledz 23 | 2,250  
24 Nov 2007 /  #5
Is that baby oil on your forehead?
Because you shine like an angel.
Vincent 9 | 821   Moderator
24 Nov 2007 /  #6
That's awful! A fast track way of getting a slap I reckon.

That's true..If a man said that to a woman, here in the uk, he would be talking in a high-pitch voice for a few days. :)
sledz 23 | 2,250  
24 Nov 2007 /  #7
By the way, I think there was a thread like this one already somewhere

There used to be one, I think its been deleted though
Zarny - | 3  
24 Nov 2007 /  #8
Are you Polish?
krysia 23 | 3,057  
24 Nov 2007 /  #9
Is that a pick-up line or are you hitting on sledz?
Daisy 3 | 1,227  
24 Nov 2007 /  #10
he's asking everyone that question, it must be day release from the funny farm today
Zarny - | 3  
24 Nov 2007 /  #11
Krysia u normally get a slap for that pick up line....lol
sledz 23 | 2,250  
24 Nov 2007 /  #12
Hey baby are those space pants?

Cause your A_ss is out of this world...lol
marek s - | 269  
24 Nov 2007 /  #13
i got slapped for this ones many years ago,
have any polish in you i asked the girl.....

would you like some more?
beckski 12 | 1,617  
24 Nov 2007 /  #14
My ex-boyfriend is a fertility doctor. When we first met his pick up line was, "I'd have no trouble getting you impregnated!"

Btw, the pick up line topic thread already exists. It was already created by a forum member named bubbles.
dtaylor 9 | 823  
24 Nov 2007 /  #15
i said this on a different thread,

Guy "did you know that 93% of women masturbate in the shower?
Girl "no..blablabl"
Guy "do you know what the other 7% do?"
girl "i have no idea"
Guy "well you must be one of the 93% who do it in the shower"

:D
southern 75 | 7,096  
24 Nov 2007 /  #16
For me the best compliment to a girl is the line ''are you from Poland?''
dtaylor 9 | 823  
24 Nov 2007 /  #17
cheeeeeeeesssy, hand me bucket!!! :D;)
Vincent 9 | 821   Moderator
24 Nov 2007 /  #18
that's what i found....lol...

OMG pg have all those been tried on you? Hope you didn't not fall for too many of those old chestnuts.. lol

Could you translate them into Polish..haha only joking, there too cheesy, even for me :))
polishgirltx  
24 Nov 2007 /  #19
OMG pg have all those been tried on you? Hope you didn't not fall for too many of those old chestnuts.. lol

lol....no way...i found them online....
beckski 12 | 1,617  
24 Nov 2007 /  #20
I'm going out tonight. If any guy has the nerve to tell me any of those pick uplines, he'll be walking around with a high-pitched voice! Lol!
polishgirltx  
24 Nov 2007 /  #21
he'll be walking around with a high-pitched voice! Lol!

hehehe....

have fun beckski! and be careful girl :D
southern 75 | 7,096  
24 Nov 2007 /  #22
Very powerful pick up line.''Do you floss before or after toothbrush?''
miranda  
24 Nov 2007 /  #23
he'll be walking around with a high-pitched voice! Lol!

be gentle sister
southern 75 | 7,096  
24 Nov 2007 /  #24
The all time classic.''Nice shoes.Wanna f#ck?''

It is real story.A guy told me he saw a serbian girl,approached her and by the time he was about to talk to her froze and could not think of anything.So he asked her:Hi,I find you very attractive.How about a f#ck?''And the girl answered to him:''I want that too.Please take me from behind.''

This is real luck.
szkotja2007 27 | 1,499  
24 Nov 2007 /  #25
This is real luck.

No, this is a transvestite !!!!
OP Lilu 3 | 32  
24 Nov 2007 /  #26
I had a guy come up to me at a cafe and told me " what would you say if I ripped all your colthes off right now?" , lets just say my hot coffee accidentally fell on his lap accidentally.
koza 1 | 6  
24 Nov 2007 /  #27
Do you have any polish in you? ...

Would you like some?

I know it's bad.
El Gato 4 | 351  
24 Nov 2007 /  #28
A guy I know takes advantage of an illness.

He asks: "I have diabetes, can I have your number?"
Hmmm 1 | 69  
24 Nov 2007 /  #29
A guy with sex on his mind approaches a blond woman in the coffee shop.
HE: Fcuk me if I'm wrong. But is your name Wilhelmina?

Technically, he's supposed to get lucky.
miranda  
24 Nov 2007 /  #30
No, this is a transvestite !!!!

ha, ha, ha.........

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