5 ways how to pick up (cute Polish) guys?

Guys! What do you like in a girl? And how do you try to pick up she?

Girl! What is your secret? ;)

Polish man is human like every foreign man.
Be yourself and smileee to him hehe ;)

5???
Why make life so complicated. Polish fellas are no different than others: Show Up Naked, Bring Beer!

Now that is the way to start off the week.
1, show a happy personality
2, Show intellect but don't make him look stupid
3, Show that you believe in healthy living mentally and physically
4, SHow that you are charitable
5, Walk 3 miles in three feet of snow to get to him and expect no less from him in return.

I like the one's with a one word vocabulary (YES, TAK, SI; etc.)


I troll with my tongue and drool profusely.

i'll let you know when i figure it out... lol

i don't know the way to pick up polish guy but i know the way to pick up me: you just have to be Sam heh : )

hope it helps to understand some things lol

edit:
and Sam is Joe lol if someone doesn't know :D

by his collar?

Pomodze!


Everything she shows me.. but I like the things she doesn't show me even more!

(No, not *that*.. I mean, I like a few hints of mystery sometimes..)


I try not to try..


Right. As if you need secrets..

(lol)

bottle of vodka and less clothes works for me. hehe

This an important question. My technique has been honed by years of playing Rugby. Firstly you must go in low to avoid being caught by a left hook. Next, tackle the victim just above the knees. Too high and you run the risk of being kicked in the face. Just above the knees ensures there is no chance of lower body movement. Next stand upright and throw her over one shoulder. This makes her easy to carry and also allows you to pick up your beer in the other hand.

I will have to try this rugby approach!

right... just don't hurt yourself guys..... lol;)

I love girls that show initiative :D

Pani ? where did you get that picture of me?

haha, yesterday you took this photo especially for me, don't you remember? ;)))

I thought that was just a dream! haha

me too, but photo exist:)

Just keep telling the girls that it is me. I may get a date yet this year.

umm I don't know what about different girls but I would like to date with boy and not with stomach (:

Wyspianska, heheh i would like to date boy with that stomach! ;))

if he had some head on right place then oh well i wish you good luck :)

thank you, you have already been lucky :) good to see it, i hope i will have a bit of that fortune someday... ;))

Ah wyspi you always write the words that make me happy. I actually used to look more like that when younger. Now I am close but would have to work on it some to be that good again. Not bad for 44 year old guy that is for sure. Farming definitely keeps me in shape.

eh you have no idea ... Ummm anyways if even I'm wanted by such a wonderful boy, then you would find one without problems hehe

outin: farming rock! I clean pigs's cages sometimes lol

ohh, i thought you are older Outintheyard... you make wrong picture about yourself

Pani ! you are very clever! You have discovered things are not always what they seem. Good for you. You are the first and win the prize!

Why do you need "cute Polish guys" when you've got me? An English studmuffin.

Looks like Tornado has competition!

yeah there is nothing wrong with the Brits, or even the Yanks :) although Luckaz will probably show a picture of the Brits in poland doing all sorts of stuff with bins and blow up dolls, like yesterday :)


competition??? for what and where??? are people organising things for me without my prior knowledge :)