kman67 2 | 79 18 Nov 2008 / #61does she go along with it consiously? or unconsiously?She goes along with it. She actually liked it when I said it the first time...didn't you just have a baby ?Yup! He's 2 months old now and smiling all the time (unless he is hungry that is... When he's hungry, he turns into the child from hell)
Lotnik767 3 | 145 18 Nov 2008 / #62Hey sweetie! Did you fall from haven? Because you look an angle! lol
polishgirltx 18 Nov 2008 / #65Hey sweetie! Did you fall from haven? Because you look an angle! lolthat's old and lame...lolusually ends in a slap in the facedostałby liścia i by sie skończyło...;)
time means 5 | 1,309 18 Nov 2008 / #66usually ends in a slap in the facehow about " i like my bacon crispy in the morning"?
miranda 18 Nov 2008 / #68gunt? are you having constipation problems again?I said it before and I will say it again: fibre!!!!!!!!!!I hear hospital food has improvedyou kill me:)
dcchris 8 | 432 18 Nov 2008 / #69is it hot in here or is it just me? oh i'm sorry its you (of course I would never say this...)
time means 5 | 1,309 18 Nov 2008 / #71I hear hospital food has improvedlol the kitten has sharp claws :-)
Cardno85 31 | 973 19 Nov 2008 / #72"You pure want the boaby...dont ye?"That doesn't really work outside of Glasgow though.
kman67 2 | 79 19 Nov 2008 / #73Believe it or not, someone I did this to actually became my girlfriend. So let me paint a picture...She was a friend of a friend that I had never met or talked to before and I was at a party. I had also spent my afternoon assembling some IKEA furniture and had a screw left over that I put in my pocket without thinking (you are always plus or minus one thing every time you buy something from IKEA). At the party while trying to find my cigarette lighter in my pocket, I came upon the screw.I walked up to the girl and said "Hey! You wanna screw?" And as she looked at me and I saw the anger building in her eyes, I gave her the screw from my pocket and walked away. She followed me laughing and I had a date with her by the end of the night...
croatian - | 10 20 Nov 2008 / #74This is what I heard from a guy in Poland trying to pick me up: I've been working in a meat plant for so many years, but I've never seen a leg like that!haha what a classy guy!!!
dj_zabkaPL - | 12 20 Nov 2008 / #75dostałby liścia i by sie skończyło...;)little feisty girl.. eeej.. LOL . I like that.. ;pSiema, nazywam sie Pilot i mam duze jajca... a ty jak masz na imie?
pgtx 29 | 3,145 13 Mar 2009 / #76you can compliment his hair style:'i love what you did with the hair you've got left....';)
SzwedwPolsce 11 | 1,594 14 Mar 2009 / #77- What do you want for breakfast?If a classic pick-up line works, I think that the girl was very interested in you already before you launched the pick-up line.
T_V 2 | 9 15 Mar 2009 / #78you can compliment his hair style:'i love what you did with the hair you've got left....';)Yeah that would apply to me then ;), or call me kici ;)
ally_be - | 1 16 Mar 2009 / #79best female response I have heard was after the question male 'can i have you number?' female 'sure, 07375 you can guess the rest'
sledz 23 | 2,248 16 Mar 2009 / #81that's old and lame...lolHey are those Space pants??? coz ur ass is out of this world:):):):)I wonder how long it will take for her to see this...hehe
moonlight 6 | 103 16 Mar 2009 / #83pick up lines are fun and good ice-breakers, would never take them seriously....considering the first line i am usually asked by men is "are they real?" lol :))) I have to laugh...
Castanea - | 75 24 Mar 2009 / #84Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see me in your pants.Are you DNA helicase? Because I'd like you to unzip my genes.hehe a biology pick up line.
pgtx 29 | 3,145 24 Mar 2009 / #85I wonder how long it will take for her to see this...hehei just saw it.... lame! lol ;)would never take them seriously..true! lol
SzwedwPolsce 11 | 1,594 24 Mar 2009 / #86Are you DNA helicase? Because I'd like you to unzip my genes.Hahaha... as a medical student i must say that one was really fun!
McCoy 27 | 1,268 24 Mar 2009 / #88as a medical studentwhy did you choose Bialystok? Trojmiasto is a nicer pleace with an interesting lifestyle and its pretty close to Sweden.
Castanea - | 75 24 Mar 2009 / #89Hahaha... as a medical student i must say that one was really fun!Glad you liked it. Seriously you remind me of the govenor of California when he was younger of course.
dtaylor 9 | 823 24 Mar 2009 / #90How much does a Polar bear weight?Dunno...Enough to break the ice ;)
