dtaylor 9 | 823 25 Nov 2007 / #31theres 10pence, go phone your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight:P
EraAtlantia 2 | 106 5 Sep 2008 / #33"are you staring at my bicep!?"........thats it, it shows assertiveness ....
beckski 12 | 1,617 5 Sep 2008 / #34When I had taken my aluminum cans to a recycling center, a homeless man asked me, "Do you come here often?" I told him, only when I've accumulated enough cans to recycle.
Softsong 5 | 494 7 Sep 2008 / #37Someone told me that he overhead a guy in a bar asking what he could do to get in her pants.She said, "Nothing, I already have one a-hole in there." LOL
zoogle 6 | 44 8 Sep 2008 / #38"Do you want to lay down? You must be tired from running through my mind all day"
frenchboy 1 | 46 9 Sep 2008 / #39Nice legs...what time do they open?You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.My names frenchboy...remember that, you'll be screaming it laterDo you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
Seanus 15 | 19,674 9 Sep 2008 / #40Nice legs...what time do they open? That's a classic!!The love at first sight one was priceless too.I have none like that. I just made one up. You had sausage and eggs for breakfast? Well, here's ur second portion.... (Poles understand this better, jajka lol)Yeah, I know, I'm a very amateurish joke teller. Then again, I don't need pick up lines so i guess the laugh is on the saddos who use them
frenchboy 1 | 46 9 Sep 2008 / #41lol dude i dont really use them im just a born flirt i know what too say too the ladys it works well
jbman - | 26 9 Sep 2008 / #42hi im new here, can you show me the direction to town center.( after explaining) and what did u say ur number was
Seanus 15 | 19,674 9 Sep 2008 / #43Sorry dude, I wasn't implying that u used them, I hope. They are funny tho, for the brave and humble
frenchboy 1 | 46 11 Sep 2008 / #44When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.Are you a parking ticket cuz you got fine written all over you.I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
EraAtlantia 2 | 106 22 Sep 2008 / #45this one never works - "grab your jacket sweetheart, you've just scored"!!!this one will make them giggle and then never work- "can i ask you a serious question, very serious, k, and i just want a straight answer, seriously, k, no messing but.......do you come here often?"
Dekameron 1 | 146 22 Sep 2008 / #46"I could not help but notice your giant boobs, could i please screw you in a toilet ?"Also if she's a young mother."Say you love me or the kid dies."
rdywenur 1 | 157 23 Sep 2008 / #49You boys better stay your side of the pond cause with lines like those you'll be paddling up stream without any oars for ever. They only work for laugh in films. I'm hearing moans and groans and they're not from getting lucky ;P
Hueg - | 320 23 Sep 2008 / #50with lines like those you'll be paddling up streamI'm smiling really it's just all the botox. :)
glamrockxx - | 36 23 Sep 2008 / #51I don't suppose these lines actually work, do they? =pI find pick-up lines hilarious!
Dekameron 1 | 146 24 Sep 2008 / #52You boys better stay your side of the pond cause with lines like those you'll be paddling up stream without any oars for ever. They only work for laugh in films. I'm hearing moans and groans and they're not from getting lucky ;PNot at all, just go up to a girl with a blood covered baseball bat and tell her "i like your smile" she's bound not to say no.
frenchboy 1 | 46 24 Sep 2008 / #53''i like cherrys can i have yours ''dudes it will only work if the chicks a virgen
Dekameron 1 | 146 25 Sep 2008 / #54I'm 200% certain that you never ever had a woman and your sexual experiences do not venture beyond masturbation, its painfully apparent.
zip3 2 | 6 27 Sep 2008 / #55I really think that pick up lines don;t work. Just be upfront and honest..tell the lady what you really think of her...be different or should I say original. get to know each other better and discover true love!
Brit 1 | 49 17 Nov 2008 / #56The pick up line that we can see in evidence on here and one used time and time again successfully with Polish girls is;“I think Indian and Polish culture is very similar?” Lol, what a load of Bolloxs, but the girls love it apparently!
kman67 2 | 79 18 Nov 2008 / #57How did a thread that contained bad pickup lines degenerate into this?Anyway - back to the central point of this thread:- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (an oldie but a goodie)- How would you like to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?All those frustrated men who cannot get a Polish woman.I got one! I call her wife, lol...
miranda 18 Nov 2008 / #58I got one! I call her wife, lol...you call her your wife or she is your wife;)
kman67 2 | 79 18 Nov 2008 / #59Both! I called her "wife" our wedding reseption as a joke and it stuck. I alternate between "Sweetie" and "Wife". She calls me Sweetie too, but if she calls me by my first name, I know that I'm in trouble, lol!