@Ironside Hilarious for a Pole to call us peasants when you're all listening to farmer pop music with accordions in it.
Also funny to talk about 'brittleness', when your national martyr complex is so sacred that you're reduced to pitchforks and flaming torches the moment anyone questions this or that historical grievance. Also, a people secure in themselves don't feel the need to lambast a country that they mass-migrated to on the internet every single second. Indicates a lot of things about Poles and absolutely none of them good.
British migrants have to wait for 'British week' in Lidl for the merest chance of a few items. Those come around with the regularity of Halley's Comet btw. I've not seen real bacon - that isn't wafer-thin and completely tasteless - for maybe two years now. Whereas your little princes and princesses have all their little red and white hearts desire, available anywhere. Even polski ketchup brands and Tymbark, lmao.
@Bratwurst Boy Whenever Poles start talking sh*t about us, our weather, our women, our food, our tourists, or anything else, a great ace to pull out is "your music". They've got Chopin, who I think is mawkish and overrated anyway, and then an entire sonic universe of world-class cringe.
@jon357 Those stories are absolute gold. "Grassed him up out of spite" so completely tracks. We can't have anything here, they expect everything in our countries. And they get it because they flood them in such huge numbers there's a viable market to stock Prymat black pepper and vegan kabanosy at Tesco.
Laughing my arse off at "I've heard Warsaw is a very big city". Maybe it is for Poles, they talk about this place like it's Gotham or something. Big bad Warsaw - go to Krakow instead.
@Bratwurst I find they won't say a peep to your face, they just bravely go online, get together with other Poles, and flood social media comments with every nasty thing they can think of. "hihi xD"
Your countrypeople listen to a LOOOOOOT of accordion-driven farmer pop, though.
I mean yeah, money talks. When a lot of buraks who migrated to a particular country decide they would like the specific (generic) brand of fruit juice they used to get from Dino back in their hometown of Sh*tholeowo, and those buraks are nationalistic enough to buy those specific Polish brands of generic fruit juice over local and often cheaper brands - yeah - invisible hand of the market works its magic.
I have demonstrated they quite clearly do give a f*ck. That's kind of the point of this post. We live rent-free in their heads. I'd like to know why.
Those Brits, eh? It is not enough for them that they betrayed us in WW2, stole our gold, treated our officers who fought for them like sh*t and then - to top it all off - sold us down the river to uncle Stalin, but now they also begrudge us those couple of Polish food items that we can buy in their shops if we are ever so unlucky to work in their half-Islamic, rape-gangs-ridden sh*thole of a country. Scandalous behaviour if you ask me.
They really need to learn some reverence towards their betters.
I would probably be annoyed by the comments of WarSore but as a Pole I am so infinitely superior to him in terms of culture, morality and intelligence that it would be beneath my dignity to care about what he says. After all, can a skunk insult an eagle?
you German revanchist
Hey, leave BB alone. This is purely British-Polish trolling, let's not get other nations involved. :D
@amiga500 Trust me, mordeczko, the amount of tax I've been paying here per month is more than the average Pole earns brutto.
Talking about losers, Ronald - you're in Australia giving it large on a forum about Poland, protecting its proud name, despite not even living there and maybe never even having been? What's your little problem, cobber? Poisonous spider sting your ballsack while you were on the loo this morning or just enjoy playing the big Polish nationalist defender of the nation on the internet?
That same gold that was returned in full to Warsaw.
Shut up, Jon. This is a trolling thread, we don't give a flying f*ck about facts.
I have to find this article in which Perfidious Albion is blamed for the Partitions of Poland... it was absolutely brilliant and would fit perfectly in this thread. Unfortunately, I have to do some work for a change, so see ya later, you son of a brit.
@Torq Hahaha - you really went for the full bingo card of Polish online bollocks xD. You missed "All the Poles go back now because Eengland is feeneeshed!"
"Couple of Polish food items"?! Mordo, you have half of Zabka in the main two British supermarkets. Be incredibly proud: the Polish invasion has resulted in the ability to buy pretty much all flavours of dusty, dull-arse Prince Polo 'chocolate' bars easily anywhere in the country. But, y'know, still have to moan and insult the place and people relentlessly, right? It's the Polish way!
Your countrypeople listen to a LOOOOOOT of accordion-driven farmer pop, though.
I wouldn't say a lot. You have an accordion in Germany, in Russia, in France, even in Ireland; it is not particular to Poland. I don't get your obsession. Is that because in the UK you like to blow? Playing sophisticated instruments like trombones. ---
Those Brits, eh?
They are not that bad. The thing is, one in 1000 has some sensible mentality, others are just stuck mentally in their village. --
Hey, leave BB alone
P's off, you shameless zionist, I will troll the sh't out of BB if I want to.
@Ironside I dunno mate, I don't think you're getting it. Our popular music doesn't sound like it's catering to a crowd that lacks indoor plumbing? I don't think the Germans or those others do either.
MiniEuropa used to sell French lamb. It must have been from anorexic teenage sheep though
I once had an occasional guest refuse lamb. The same guy, when I did nice medium rare steaks, asked if his could go back in the pan for 20 (yes 20) minutes.
Lack of lamb is one of the many reasons the kebabs here are so dismal btw.
Ironically, you used to be able to get decent lamb kebabs. When they were actually hand done by people from countries where lamb is popular. Now the huge slabs of mystery meat just come from Makro or Selgros. There's a big difference in price between the better and the worse ones too.
The worst kebab I've ever eaten was just by the way in to Stogi Beach in Gdansk. It had a huge sign saying "Najlepsze kebaby w mieście". The 'kebab' was gristly pork with surowka, mayonnaise and ketchup.
And chips? I asked (in Polish) a waitress (the OKish place at the bottom of Mickiewicza by the film school, the one that does big cocktails) if the chips were real or frozen. Her reply? "As far as I know, all chips are always frozen"!!!
@Ironside The amount of discopolo I have been subjected to during everyday life here, I feel like I have now "stared (listened) too long into the abyss" and feel sudden overwhelming urges to buy a tractor and drink bimber.
The accordion is musical royalty recognized across the world and flourishing in some of the best dance music ever created from South Africa through Latin America.
@Ironside Given my feelings about many Polish things, do you think I 'listen' to discopolo by choice? It's just omnipresent here. A bit like discarded malpki and dog muck.
"Baroque music" my Angol dupa! I saw you in the thread about the upcoming Polo Hity festival. Jestes szalona if you think you're fooling me!
@mafketis Fair but it sounds a bit different when they do it. Less like cabbages, maybe.
Are you feeling the same pain with the sh*tty bacon here? I guess it's a little more like yours but still, it's got the thickness of 'saran wrap' and gives out more oil than flavour.
Foreigners in Poland just have a sh*tty deal all round. Except maybe Japanese, the size of whose community here makes the Brits look like Ukrainians, I think, who nonetheless are spoiled for sushi-making items due to the Poles being completely pretentiously obsessed with the stuff, like it's 1990 or something and Europe has just discovered this strange new Japanese raw fish thing.
@jon357 The Cadbury's chocs in Dealz/UK must seem like Wille Wonka's given them some experimental wonder laced with LSD after the taste sensation of Poland's many identical soul-destroying wafer-filled dusty 'chocolate' bars. O kurwa, jestem seeing sounds and tasting colours!
lol! Why would I bother to fool you? Who do you think you are to me? Look for your fellow narcissists. I told you I listen to all sorts of music, but the music I prefer most is that with a B in its name. ---
And what do Americans get?
Most of the American food is full of chemicals banned in the EU.
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