Wow, really? Dirty in what way? I could try Czech but they are all in Prague. I'd rather live in Western or Southern Bohemia, Linz Austria or Eastern Bavaria instead.
If you want to become a movie director or work in television / media in general, these are good choices of schools in Poland:
- AMA Film Academy (Krakow), - PWSFTviT im. L. Schillera (Lodz), - Wydział Radia i Telewizji im. Krzysztofa Kieślowskiego (Katowice), - Wajda School (Warsaw and Krakow)