Habemus Papam / The New Pope

New Pope has been chosen but identity has yet to be revealed.....

White smoke has finally risen from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel - indicating that cardinals have elected a new pope on the second and final day of conclave.

That means the winner secured at least 89 votes of the 133 cardinals participating in the conclave to elect a successor to Pope Francis.

The Vatican is racist...Black smoke - sadness and dispair...White smoke - hope and joy...

Now the question who...

I want a multiracial transgender man who was raised by three daddies, hates borders, and is always ready to advise US presidents how to run the country.

Except for one guy 2000 years ago, the new pope must be vehemently against the death penalty. They all know that there is no such thing as rising from the grave.

Robert Francis Prevost! Pope Leon XIV!

simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Francis_Prevost

Wow. An American from Chicago. Yikes... I hope he's not another Novichok o_O'

God bless America and God bless the New Pope, Leo XIV! :)

His first word to people as Pope: PEACE. :)

And Peru! He apparently became a citizen in 2015 (not sure if Peru would require him to relinquish American citizenship).


In Italian but with an American accent....

His predecessor Pope Leo XIII - the earliest-born person ever captured on film...

youtube.com/watch?v=3IVQ-1t92hA&ab_channel=Nineteenthcenturyvideos.Backtolife.

That was quick.

RCC proves that democracy is BS. 1.5 billion members that nobody asks how they feel. Just shut up, trust, and obey or you will boil....The USSR was more democratic.

In their defense...The best organizations are autocratic - from the family of four, ma and pa stores, through mega corporations, and the Vatican.

....so much for this list of favorites I posted.....

Funny tweet:

¿La papa? Peruana
¿El papa? Peruano

(The potato? Peruvian.
The pope? Peruvian).

nb papa (fem) means potato in Peru (where potatoes come from)
papa (masc) means 'pope' in Spanish....

....nearly as good as the waiting papa-pizza jokes, heh:)

RCC isn't a democratic institution lol


No, they aren't.

That was so profound...He forgot LOVE.

Just imagine this...Nothing to do all day long. Everything is taken care of. The best medcare ever. Responsible for nothing. Not allowed to date or go to town to see a movie or for a walk...

No internet, no Polish Forums...just mumbling incomprehensible lies...pretrending you are holly and infallable...

The only thing I would find missing is a gun I would need to blow my brains out.

A life where nobody tells you you are full of shlt. That's why i love my wife.

This is going to be a boost to American Catholics too--such a jolly decent bunch. Can't wait for the coming episodes of Shameless Popery, Counsel of Trent and The Catholic Gentleman. :)


Shut up, infidel.

That will not do you much good. I will post from Hell.

No, he didn't lol :)

I am for peace, love, against wars, and world hunger. I can be Pope, too.


Name one democratic org that is better then, say, Apple company.

Like Apple, the Vatican sits on a pile of money. Western "democracies" drown in unpayable debt...because they have to bribe for votes.

Seems OK as far as I can see.

Our priest in Chicago seemed OK until the judge said: Guilty - followed by the parents' "Rot in Hell!".

The former missionary, who will be known as Pope Leo XIV, has criticized the Trump administration's moves on immigration repeatedly and expressed support for progressive causes.

Hey, Pope, how about a deal...We won't tell you what to do with your angels and you won't advise the US on what to do with our criminals.

OK?

If you continue sticking your papal progressive fingers into what is not Godly, we ill take 503(c)(3) status from your US buddies.

Why are all popes leftist idiots?

The new Pope may be American, but according to his social media posts, he is no fan of Donald Trump's immigration crackdown.

This proves again that one can be a math wiz, Pope, and an irresponsible moron.

Memo to Pope:

Wait till we ask. OK? Until then, kindly STFU, and keep your views on such matters a very deep secret. Or get ready for ICE agents...

The last one, in his defense, at least was not a US citizen. This traitor is. That changes everything for me.

It didn't take long...

From Daily Mail:

Pope Leo XIV 'looked the other way' when confronted with child sex abuse allegations against priest in his Chicago church

I like this guy...Child sex abuse is so messy...Besides, who are we to judge...and that "turn the other cheek" thing...Does it mean we should supply the kid's younger brother?

Protecting illegal aliens from being deported...now that's a cause popes love dearly...especially in America...In the Vatican...not so much. They even have a wall for them to climb...

I see you loved the American Pope from the first impression. 🤭

....hopefully not another islamist-feet-kisser....

The Left loves him already!

The more I learn about Leo XIV, the more I like him.

A Catholic, exact sciences specialist, highly intelligent, and thinks MAGA are retards. I can relate on so many levels. What a perfect Pope!

Well done, cardinals. :)

Well...isn't that the most important thing, happy catholics! :)

Yeah...that seems important as pope. 🤔

But, like Francis, very much in favor of ignoring abuse by priests....