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Polar bear attack - a Polish guy survived


marqoz - | 195
11 Feb 2010 #31
They are not real bears...its just Polish students in furry suits

Damn! They were doing a really big job. I was totally taken in. Even the paw traces on the doors. Perfection. No wonder that they managed later to grab so many jobs in England from Englishmen, who hadn't such an opportunity to practice so hard.
szarlotka 8 | 2,206
11 Feb 2010 #32
No wonder that they managed later to grab so many jobs in England from Englishmen, who hadn't such an opportunity to practice so hard.

Please do not make light of such a serious situation. A recent survey conducted by the Daily Mail has revealed that in the food processing companies and supermarkets of the UK, over 70% of the freezer jobs have been taken by Polar Bears migrating south to escape the food shortages created by the lack of pack ice necessary for them to capture and munch on those nice cuddly seals. Already there are two protests being organised to reverse this trend. The British workers are petitioning the government to stop the Polish stealing their jobs and the Polish are petitioning the government to stop the influx of Polar Bears. The Penguins are looking on with interest.
Foreigner4 12 | 1,768
11 Feb 2010 #33
The bear jumped on him while he was sleeping in his tent and he managed to get it off of him and shoot it .

For some reason I'm skeptical as to the accuracy of this account.
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I see this is old, shouldn't this have been deleted?
Ziemowit 14 | 4,263
11 Feb 2010 #34
A recent survey conducted by the Daily Mail has revealed that ...

The Daily Mail is famous all over the world for its scientific surveys. Did they publish anything recently on Polar Bears eating out swans from ponds in England and Wales?
aphrodisiac 11 | 2,437
11 Feb 2010 #35
The Penguins are looking on with interest.

not to mention the sea lions:)
wildrover 98 | 4,438
11 Feb 2010 #36
I did once see a Polish bare...she was lovely..!
TICKLED PINK
11 Feb 2010 #37
Hope your hangover isn,t gonna be too rough.
Lay off the vodka !!!
wildrover 98 | 4,438
11 Feb 2010 #38
I had not drunk any vodka....it was the Polish bare that was a little drunk...!


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