I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out a lot in bars. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there. They have no wife to go home to... or they do !
God gave women those intolerably high-pitched shrieking voices and the ability to lie to compensate for being physically weaker and too stupid to argue with men based on facts.
When they get emotional, men simply get their eyes wet, stop talking, wait till they regain their composure, and continue. Really crude primates...
Women, on the other hand, can cry, sob, weep, whimper, whine, moan, and lie for 30 minutes - all at the same time.
God gave women those intolerably high-pitched shrieking voices and the ability to lie to compensate for being physically weaker and too stupid to argue with men based on facts
You are wrong, e.g. all car navigation systems use a standard female voice because it has been proven that it is more calming and confidence-inspiring for drivers. The male navigation voice only increases the level of aggression among drivers.