;O I'm so sorry... I thought you've forgotten about it long ago :P Then I'll answer as soon as I can (I will try tomorrow but I'm terribly sick right now so I won't promise anything in case I fail again ;/).
How could I? (And you take a Wódka, and go to bed, and don't be silly, write later, when you're feeling better!)
It's true, sneaky feckers, sometimes you would think thats all they married for...
Woah. Woah. Ho there. Stop. Rewind. Unwind. Relax! Here! Beer! (Come on, make another mistake today, and cry later?)
ohh, so you're just looking to shag some, it's cool, my apologies
Not ''just'' a shag! I'm looking for the best shag ever! (And if she's really good, she may have my newspapers, and my parkbench if she ever decides to leave me.)