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Polish stereotypes of other nationalities!?


Bratwurst Boy 12 | 11,904
25 Jan 2010 #301
That's why you should drink vodka - your mind is clear after it and no hangover the next day ;)

Dangerous! (My inner Pole might come out if I drink to much Vodka)
EchoTheCat - | 137
25 Jan 2010 #302
They prefer muslims to Christian Serbs? Interesting...

Buuahaha that's funny. You know, I've been there and I can tell you they are completely mixed. They are muslims but also orthodox, catholic and even evangelical. And I DONT CARE what religion or faith they are. They're just nice.

Wrong. I was born and raised in Pomerania - Słupsk/Ustka (you probably would prefer
to say Stolp/Stolpemunde) where my family came from Jelenia Góra (your German loving
friends most likely call that city Hirschberg). Before the war my family lived in Kraków
and Nowy Targ.

You know, Kaczynski ones said that we, people live in Wielkopolska or somewhere near german border, are "unfinished Poles" which was a little bit insulting. I didn't write we love Germans, you did. In the same way I can tell about you that you're a communist :) So if you want to be really funny or brilliant, find some less absurd arguments :)

PS. Half of my family have germans surnames and I have no problem with that :)
OP Mr Grunwald 32 | 2,193
4 Mar 2010 #303
Not really a stereotype but a fact - Norwegians speak a "broken Swedish" dialect ;)

Ehrm sorry but if you get to know how many dialects there is in the Norwegian langauge I would say "Swedish is a Norwegian dialect which has been too far away from her origins to be aknowledged as a Norwegian dialect anymore ;)

Norwegians = they think blue (conservative), vote red (socialist), eat green, and work black (without paying taxes)

Yes thinking like an conservative yeh, and voting on Arbeiderparti cause it's THE best party! (my ass, they were just lucky!!, and now their too experienced)

eat green? Ey! You been to a Norwegian meal? Point me the salad!
"work black" lol lol lol

(without paying taxes) as good socialists we are we love to py taxes! Even more then we should and even love it more when "rich capitalists who earn alot of cash since they used alot of their time trying to get an well earn education for it are taxed more then others"

PS. Half of my family have germans surnames and I have no problem with that :)

All of my family have a German surname, so what?

Dangerous!
(My inner Pole might come out if I drink to much Vodka) heh

Yeah, when i drink Vodka I suddenly start babbling non-philosophical nonsense. I is "Dangerous!"

Not to forget Hungary! ;)
German brothers in arms in both world wars!

(Still very popular with Poles I gathered)

That's because even when we were "enemies" or meant not to help each other we still did it. (a friend in need is a friend indeed)

On the other hand Croats don't like vodka witch is very suspicious.

lol

Finns: finnish cuisine has only one dish: reindeer. And for every Pole, it's unacceptable to eat Rudolf's brothers! All Finnish are some sort of Eskimos, they probaby carve reindeer's eyeballs and livers when they are still twiching.

wth? LOL
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 11,904
4 Mar 2010 #304
Norwegian is a german dialect, so!
Compare "Arbeiderparti" with "Arbeiterpartei" :)

That's because even when we were "enemies" or meant not to help each other we still did it. (a friend in need is a friend indeed)

Well then Germany was a much better friend because we were much more enemies....;)

All of my family have a German surname, so what?

You are a German! :)
(In denial but we are working on that)
OP Mr Grunwald 32 | 2,193
4 Mar 2010 #305
Norwegian is a german dialect, so!
Compare "Arbeiderparti" with "Arbeiterpartei" :)

I gotta work on making the Norrøn language which is on Iceland to be state language in Norway :O

Well then Germany was a much better friend because we were much more enemies....;)

Germany didn't help out much WHEN we were enemies! Especially "friends" (Prussia during partitions etc)

But hey the future may change now for the better I hope

You are a German! :)
(In denial but we are working on that)

I am a converted German I am fully aware of it! I got German blood from Norwegian and Polish side of the family! Still I feel Norwegian/Polish :)

(from some obscure reason I am very interested in German military! Ive had experienced remarks of being called a nazi for that which I find quite angry about) I JUST LOVE THOSE GHERMAN HELMETS :D
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 11,904
4 Mar 2010 #306
I JUST LOVE THOSE GHERMAN HELMETS :D

Don't we all! *sighs*

*goes searching for missing helmet*
OP Mr Grunwald 32 | 2,193
4 Mar 2010 #307
Don't we all!

Yes we do! Just everyone is afraid of admitting it since Nazi's used em (I hate those bastards for using em grr!)

*goes searching for missing helmet*

I got mine half meter away from me ^^
*too lazy to put it on*
Nathan 18 | 1,349
4 Mar 2010 #308
Thanks, BB, for the link.
No comment ;)

D

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Bratwurst Boy 12 | 11,904
4 Mar 2010 #309
You see the pattern here? The Poles like nations the more the farther they are away from them!

I diagnose a bad-neighbour-syndrome! (even if the only word I understood "dobre" is)
Nathan 18 | 1,349
4 Mar 2010 #310
I diagnose a bad-neighbour-syndrome!

Any cure suggestions? ;)
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 11,904
4 Mar 2010 #311
Time!
....and hugs....I could buy some "get better"-cakes....hmmm...
Nathan 18 | 1,349
4 Mar 2010 #312
Time!
....and hugs....

I already ordered wreaths and flowers, but, maybe, your prognosis is correct, doctor. I'll give it time...
OP Mr Grunwald 32 | 2,193
4 Mar 2010 #313
I know of 1 cure!
No more crossing borders Bicycle tours!! :p
rjeden - | 29
4 Mar 2010 #314
Ukrainians are barbarians and murders.
Seanus 15 | 19,672
4 Mar 2010 #315
Wow, nothing like an ancient stereotype to sour relations ;)
Nathan 18 | 1,349
4 Mar 2010 #316
No more crossing borders Bicycle tours!! :p

What about Tanks tours? ;)

Wow, nothing like an ancient stereotype to sour relations ;)

These relations go well with Pan Tadeusz or Tequila ;)
Seanus 15 | 19,672
5 Mar 2010 #317
Yeah, that's what I was thinking :)
OP Mr Grunwald 32 | 2,193
5 Mar 2010 #318
What about Tanks tours? ;)

I love tanks! :D

Germans: Jawohl! & Ordnung must zein/sein
Russians: Zyjch Zywiot Rossija! Ey ato vodka? PARTY! :)
Poles: Won od mojego auta ty deb***
English: Meet me later at the bar for some fish&snacks!
Irish: Oh sitting here all day is boring *krnsch* Huh? a Fight? LET'S GO LADS!
Italians: Mmm pizza le Italia! Bravissimo
French: Ahh Paris
Partyzant AK - | 15
28 Mar 2010 #319
I'm really sorry but :
American - stupid, fat,
American goverment - The biggest terrorist on our planet.
Germany - Hitler
Austria - Hitler
Russia - TRAITORS
Sweden - year 1655
Italy - Mussolini
OP Mr Grunwald 32 | 2,193
28 Mar 2010 #320
Italy - Mussolini

...

Sweden - year 1655

Those Sweeds yaaargh :)

Germany - Hitler
Austria - Hitler

I am sure Germany got Bismarck too? :o
Partyzant AK - | 15
28 Mar 2010 #321
But we forgot about war with Sweden when we had to defend our territiry again.
We forgot that Russians are traitors and cowards cause they left as to death.

We didn't gave up.I'm still here! and I speak Polish, meeting Polish girls in restaurant with polish food in Poland.

But I hate germans.to the death.
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 11,904
28 Mar 2010 #322
Partyzant AK: But I hate germans.to the death.

Oh...you are going to die? My congrats! :)
Partyzant AK - | 15
28 Mar 2010 #323
Only if I can take one with me.

And sorry for my english again.
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 11,904
28 Mar 2010 #324
Partyzant AK: Only if I can take one with me.

Well, what's stopping you? Big mouth-syndrome again?
Partyzant AK - | 15
28 Mar 2010 #325
You don't know what u talkin about...
eeeh.

This is my country and my history and I'm not gonna forget what they did to my family.
Bratwurst Boy 12 | 11,904
28 Mar 2010 #326
Partyzant AK: This is my country and my history and I'm not gonna forget what they did to my family.

What are you planning to do now?
TIT 5 | 211
28 Mar 2010 #327
Partyzant AK: But I hate germans.to the death.

you should split your hate between too, ze Germans and Russkies
the first ones banged us for 5 years and leveled down our Warsaw but Russkies raped us more, for 50 years
so hate them both equally
Seanus 15 | 19,672
28 Mar 2010 #328
That generation died, Partyzant. Many Germans apologised to me during my Masters, my colleagues then. Please don't judge them. I liked a couple of them. One called Jurgen from Berlin was nice and another called Florian from Hamburg. Other than that, they were arrogant sods who thought they were better but academic types tend to be, regardless of country.

TIT, that's not warranted at all. Hitler and Stalin were madmen who weren't stopped quickly enough. Stalin was Georgian and Hitler was Austrian. NOT Russian and German. Many modern-day Russians and Germans loathe them.
Paulina 16 | 4,407
28 Mar 2010 #329
Partyzant AK: This is my country and my history and I'm not gonna forget what they did to my family.

"Remember" doesn't mean "hate". Hate is a bad, destructive feeling. It will eat you up, eventually. Believe me.
How old are you? Have you met any Germans at all?
Those Germans who did something to your family are either dead or very old.
So do you hate all Germans? Even the young ones?
TIT 5 | 211
28 Mar 2010 #330
seanus, that was a joke


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