Now THAT'S Exotic!
not really man, I had a car with French plates for months and nobody bat an eyelid....actually people drove more safely around my car because they thought I was French :P
You see German, Czech, Austrian, Slovakian, Italian cars here all the time. We're in the exact centre of Europe after all.
Seriously though, learn to use a washing machine.
I can't believe you've never ever washed clothes before? That's really strange....altho, you might fit right in. Plenty of Polish men still have an attitude that it's 'women's work' get yourself a dumb blonde Polish chick and she might do it all for you, save 200euro and you'll get some sex too...hot Polish sex too. Polish girls have a good reputation.