In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc

@Lenka

Ha! It's "age-restricted" for me too, but I am logged into my YouTube account so I just have to press "Ok". You should be able to click, "watch on YouTube", and it should work.

It's just a Polish guy yelling at a beaver.

Hmm, somehow I think I will skip it...

That's a definition of quality holiday time! Thank you for the link to this lovely nature documentary. The commentary is very emotional and rather limited in the lexical area but captures the essence of the beaver encounter perfectly.

I already downloaded the video from YT for later watching with family.

@GefreiterKania

It appears that Poles are not alone in deriving enormous joy from encounters with beavers. It is common to all Slavs.

A compilation video:

youtu.be/7hz7Nt-yMzA

Weird censorship you have in Germany.....


What? You must have your internet protections set too high.

I am in the UK and could watch the video, no problem.
It was a bit of a disappointment to be honest.
I can't see why Bobko was getting so excited!

Perhaps because you can't understand Polish,

Another Polish meme circulating among Russians:

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Yet again...

Nobody:
Local alcoholic at the Biedronka:

Source: Russian Twitter account called «Польские Мемы»

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LGBT and Catholics:

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Tolerance of the perverse should be added to the list of deadly sins.

Tolerance of russia is the most perverse deadly sin of all....

twitter.com/JJam28227/status/1641946203058319361

Is this a Rambo who is blowing the russians to pieces? I didn't know he was Polish.

More Polish memes, from Russian Twitter account «Польские Мемы»:

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I love the survilance one... Although I must admit I like to observe people...Give me few years and I will join the club 😀

@Lenka
It's fairly effective, whenever I do something stupid to a young Polish women it is immediately "mended" by being good to older Polish women. I think it's being transmitted emotionally somehow, I have yet to know how to treat women well without coming off as a doormat or dictator as I can be quite passionate and overdo whatever I do.

It's not supposed to be easy I bet

The same as any other human being.

@Lenka
Really

youtu.be/vvzmBhCpWvA

Kashub - be careful - this is most dangerous misinformation. Woman's brain is tilted at 26 degree angle from normal axis, compared to man brain. Woman is not your friend.

Treat a woman as you would a Russian.

@Bobko
I don't know about you but, I was taught to treat my enemies with love. Women need the most of all human beings ;)

And knowing who wouldn't mind or cry for me to meet an earlier grave, regardless of gender or political option. I know my enemies very well

Too much love, and a woman will lose all respect for you. Women have a similar mentality to cops. Cops don't respect a perp that just pulls over and stops. Cops live for the chase.

My advice - be the best, coolest, most interesting Kashub you can be. The kind that men, and children enjoy being around. Then you may be surprised to discover women in your orbit as well.

Lenka is right about one aspect, in which women are like human beings. They want to feel/know that the person they are with is worth their affection.

Ok example- you have a roomie. Do you expect the roomie to cook you diner all the time, wash your dirty pants.
Do you try to sweet talk your roomie from a screw up or are you saying 'sorry bro, messed up'?

On the other hand- Do you tell your your pal when they are wrong straight on?
Do you expect them to be there when you need to go through some though ****?

In all those I would expect my female friends the same as my partner.

@Lenka
Uhm, I am sure it was aimed for Bobko but, I will answer it anyway.

I would expect the roomie to make his own food and clean his own clothes. If issues arise make a timetable when his clothes are to be washed so I know when I can wash my own.

I don't expect him to be there for me, I expect to share a pizza me or him orders for movie night unless he has agreed to split the bill.

I definitively would expect more from a female partner with regard of taking care of possible kids, but not me.

If she wouldn't even know how to make tea, I would lose much respect for her (same with every other human being)

So you are agreeing with me, that women do not respect a man that "lives his life for his love"?


Uhhmmmm.... Yes? I know this is not possible with your race, but between us men this is the preferred mode of communication. It can even result in a physical confrontation, but within 24-48 hrs there would be a return to the status quo. Not, one month of passive aggressive stares, and a concentration camp-style atmosphere in the apartment.


Not really, I deal with my own sh!t, and try to do everything not to burden other people with it. Woman-folk, on the other hand, very much enjoy when somebody drops from a helicopter and solves all their outstanding problems. Do not even try to debate this with me.

Another batch of Russian-aggregated Polish memes.

In this series: weird dreams of Poles about Stalin, problems in the labor market, and loaning money to friends.

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I will. This is bullsh1t. Where I live women solve their own problems and often do it for men too.



Nobody likes Mondays lol:



But everybody likes spring :):

Is late this year.

Why do you even talk to me, if you said you would spit in my face if you met me?

Relationships - seems like a strange topic to discuss with a Nazi officer before he shoots you in the head. No?

In any case, your whole post is meaningless. I don't need photo/video evidence, but at least tell me an anecdote or expound on your own views.

You bore me.

@Bobko, are you having a bad day today? lol

From other threads I have read,I think he is.

Fool. Bobko is never in a bad mood.

Today's batch: The Witcher, Jesus and the Pirates of the Caribbean, and Polish language (again).

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