I did wonder as 'smackingly' is rarely used in the UK
Rarely still gives some hope. If you said it is never used, in Atch`s style, I would be worried. But rarely is enough to accept it. :):):)
Was the intention to make the phrase unanswerable I wonder.....
:):):) Relax, you wonder unnecessarily. Drop those suspicions - nobody wants to hurt you here. hahahahaha
this is not in the original phrase.
Yes, it is. :):):) You don`t mean what I know., :):):)
I repeat the idiom: kiss sb`s ass smackingly.
After checking the word, I can change it into: kiss sb`s bum/bottom smackingly.
Or to smack kiss sb`s bum.