Extremely Hard - Polish the hardest language to learn

@bolek_tusk
Wow, Polish is hard (for a native English speaker) but it's still easier than Hungarian, Japanese or Chinese.

@OP
Polish, unlike the English, requires quite a good grasp of the grammar.

Right on there, RubasznyRumcajs!

Hungarian I find less "involved" than its generally fearsome reputation.
Unlike say, Finnish, I eventually learned from my Hungarian tutor, only about half of the twenty-odd
cases in the language are actually used in daily communication. Writing of course, is always a different
story entirely:-)

Polish is very register-specific, as with many languages, and therefore particular attention must always
be paid to the relationship between the speaker and their interlocutor, in terms of age and social standing.

If you know someone relatively well, for instance, an "American-style 'friend' (European 'acquaintance'!),
"Ty" would be generally acceptable. Otherwise, "Pan", "Pani" is the safest way to go!

Which is nothing but a major pita and a dilemma: do I know this guy well enough already to drop that "pan"? Should I ask and be refused?

To keep things simple, I go to Level 2 with "ty" from the start. Don't like it? Bye or English with yous. Your choice. One thing for sure: nobody will control my list of approved words. Especially, in "America".

I remember this painful process very well. On my first job in Poland, it was mandatory to start with "Panie Magistrze". Later, it would be "Panie Zdzislawie". Next, "Zdzislaw". After that: "Zdzisiek" I lasted only till "Panie Zdzislawie". Please, ignore my spelling if incorrect.

On the first day of my first job here, everybody was on the first name basis. From the CEO down to the janitor. And, guess what - nobody died. Not even a heart attack!

Do try harder. Anyone actually Polish wouldn't have this problem, and anyone brought up here actually speaking Polish would instinctively know the rules surrounding formal and informal language.

Exactly, Delph!

Rich is just being his obstreperous self today:-)

I was brought up there, hated "the rules" and the rulers, and didn't want to "try harder". So I left. Polish language rules suck.

There are about 20 synonyms of obstreperous which are simpler and you had to throw this linguistic tumor in? Why?

That's what makes language colorful, precise, above all, mesmerizing!

By the way, Polish spelling makes sooooo much more sense than English orthography, it's not funny.

Native speakers acquire their mother tongue rather than learn it, so it takes quite a while to know the rules. 'Ty' vs 'Pan/Pani' or something regional dialects 'Wy' is pretty natural for us.

To me, the crude simpleton, it's bottom fishing to impress linguistic geeks.

Natural for genuine native speakers. Those pretending to speak Polish might have much more trouble with it, though.

Such an observation says far more about your insecurities than it does about me, Rich:-)
Once more, code-switching is as run of the mill for Poles as the "everybody on a first name basis" is in the US.
Language acquisition remains the most "childLIKE" (as opposed to "childISH") of human pursuits, as it forces us to rethink, almost
to relive, life in someone else's body, thinking, and cultural/linguistic environment.

Yes, a native speaker who hasn't used the language in a long time might hesitate in borderline cases but the basic distinction is as natural as 'the' and 'a/an' is for English speakers (which non-natives need to learn rules for, rules which don't always work).

For native speakers the language doesn't describe reality, it _is_ reality, for Rich Polish is obviously a foreign system the rules of which seem arbitrarily and needlessly complex while English is his reality. No non-native speaker attains smooth fluency without some kind of formal study as many fossilized and non-idiomatic forms clog up the flow.

Furthermore, what in English spelling/pronunciation could ever hope to prepare a Pole for orthographic nightmares such as "pflegm", "reign", and the like:-)

no worse than "h" versus "ch" or "rz" versus "z" with a dot.

As any Polish speaker knows, there are reasons for those spellings. Only a person with a poor grasp of Polish, perhaps acquired through Google Translate would struggle with them.

Speaking of which I haven't see you in the Polish section. Care to dazzle us with your brilliance?

You're correct, Delph!

The regular "irregularity" though of Polish orthography beats the "irregular" irregularity of English spelling by a country furlong:-)