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Szarlotka, you claim to be bereft of inspiration
Yet bring to us another fine creation
For this we show our warm appreciation

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Marvelous edition Mr Pie and to think I was about to post some Scouse jokes on the cheer me up thread. I'll save them until tomorrow :)

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and bricks

Language / Help in finding household object [8]


I use warm water, aluminium foil and soda crystals, that works brilliantly

Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]


Same here, or I get post for someone in the next street and my post goes elsewhere

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Typical manager.

Brilliant round up of the week Vincent :)


You'd be lost without that helmet *makes note to remember that*

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I hope you're not expecting a big bonus, while vincent does all the work

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Oh Good!! I'm crossing the days off :)

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3 more days to go

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:(

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I don't nag!

happy birthday SG :)

UK, Ireland / What do you hate about England and English people? [142]

Was he a refugee?

UK, Ireland / Hand washing at public toilets in the UK [75]


Don't be silly! The Queen doesn't wipe her own arse, she's got servants to do that for her, then they butter her scones for afternoon tea

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Playing it safe by mentioning BB and Sean this week szar........you're what my dad would call a 'fully signed up member of the self preservation society' in other words a coward....still credit where it's due, when you grovel, you grovel with style.

Another fine edition Pan Pie :)

News / Simon Mol is dead:No regrets [74]


is that why they're called scrubbers?

UK, Ireland / Hand washing at public toilets in the UK [75]

here's one good reason for never sitting on a public toilet seat

Man is found glued to toilet seat
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm

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Too much guinness

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One person brews it, but another person pours it, the recipient will have ginger twins

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No, see above, one woman brews the pot of tea, but another woman pours the tea...so if you don't want ginger twins, the woman who brewed the tea should pour it as well

News / GERMANS WANT TO GERMANIZE KOPERNIK (COPERNICUS)! OUTRAGE! [1016]


You probably upset them, so now they're getting revenge


aah, so that's what's wrong......they're Germanized

History / History of European and Poland's anti-semitism [192]


I'd say most

History / History of European and Poland's anti-semitism [192]


some schizophrenic, say that schizophrenia is a personality type and not an illness, that medication is administered to inhibit and control what society considers to be unacceptable ........they have a point, if someone is quite happy to walk down the road leaping between the cracks in the pavement, talking to themselves, why shouldn't they be able to if they're happy with it?

History / History of European and Poland's anti-semitism [192]


Crow's gone quiet, he's not even posting on the other forum this evening either

History / History of European and Poland's anti-semitism [192]


erm, I'm simply quoting an opinion held by some schizophrenics....as for the latter, we have had plenty of that in the UK, since that mad woman Thatcher introduced 'care in the community'

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Thank you for the complement…but I can’t condone some of the nasty things you said about some of my fellow PF members………..Crow is a certifiable lunatic and Southern is a sexually deviated pervert, this much is true………but, Z_Darius is a respected lover of cats, so that shows how clever he is…….and Filios is the loveliest boy wolf on the forum (note I said boy wolf, he’s not lovelier than polishshewolf who is a girl) he just howls a bit when the moon gives him insomnia

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Does this mean you're trying to back out of writing for a few weeks?


The official term is analysand

Another good one Szar :)

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but what will we do?

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We'll drink a barrell of Guiness in your memory

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You've left yourself wide open with that one Pan Pie, you never know who's lurking around PFs

Congratulations on a brave and couragous effort whilst battling that nasty virus

you have to humour them when they're ill

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Someone's probably threatened to sue Admin un the Data Protection act