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Joined: 16 Apr 2007 / Male ♂
Last Post: 4 Apr 2009
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Posts: Total: 320 / Live: 68 / Archived: 252
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Interests: carrying out my campaign of repression against the Admin staff and Moderators, apparently.

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Hueg   
17 Apr 2007
Language / Polish Language Learning Links [40]

Adding my thanks too for the link. Good site. Bookmarked and will be well thumbed...moused...well you know. :)
Hueg   
22 Apr 2007
USA, Canada / CULTURE SHOCK! (of my Polish finance who visited the US) [210]

Thanks K for the reminder, i'd forgotten.

Poland is a big bad backwater where crime is rife, no one is friendly and there is no hope, only vodka.
America is the land of the polite with their walmarts, stop signs and automatic weapons.

Next.
Hueg   
23 Apr 2007
USA, Canada / CULTURE SHOCK! (of my Polish finance who visited the US) [210]

Excuse me?

Why what have you done?

lol

I like the new look. Centre partings suit you.

Sometimes, when people say things, they mean what they say. Sometimes, they mean the opposite.
It is up to the reader to interpret, or they can pay someone else to do the thinking for them.

I do hope that has cleared up any misunderstanding on your part.

Mail me the 50€ therapy fee. I do PayInfidel :)
Hueg   
24 Apr 2007
Language / The Polish language - it's bloody hard! [210]

what about the spelling of English words Saffron like PRONUNCIATION ....

Don't worry about him Saff. He's just angry because he thinks that it's ok to say 'yous'.
Then again, I think they do that in Scotland apparently.

No no it's Iron Brew. They just won't listen.
Hueg   
24 Apr 2007
Genealogy / What are common Polish character traits? [417]

the GF he has in America isn't the best, he has a better one... <ahem> Perhaps not.

And now, the one we've been waiting for. <clears throat>

The winner of Miss Generalisation' 2007 goes to..
Hueg   
28 Apr 2007
Australia / Polish community in Sydney, Australia [93]

I met some ausies in US of A

lol

I can just see how that conversation went.

Yeah mate. We don't have cars, we ride around on Kangeroos. We put Roo bars on the front of 'em, just in case we have a crash.

Phones? That you can carry around with you? Gee, mate, you yanks are so advanced.

We use the bush telegraph. :)
Hueg   
28 Apr 2007
Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]

What is absurd with that?

Did you know you can drown in just one inch of water?

Yet more proof that being shallow can be dangerous. :)
Hueg   
1 May 2007
Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]

and austrian culture(polite,cultured,tolerant

Where is my ROFL smiley?

<actually choking here>

Still laughing.

<re-reads quote>

Oh I can't breathe

Even their leader was one. Austrian I mean, or was it Nazi. I forget :rolleyes: Put your fire extinguishers away people, nothing to see here. :)
Hueg   
4 May 2007
Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

Otherwise known as Alf A. Posturing.
He's a chest thumping type, gets angry quickly and succeeds in making himself look foolish without the aid of a safety net.

What do you mean it's ok. Ohhhh he's one of them. That's alright then. Long as he keeps away from me. <looks macho and menacing>

What do you mean Nice shoes? You saying i'm a p... a h... er... one of them?

I'll punch his face in. <the circle is complete>
Hueg   
7 May 2007
Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

I am going to chat to her, the time for words is over

Does anyone else see the flaw with that plan?

Unless he's using the 'i've got a mute friend, the one waving holding the placard that says will you go out with me, that really likes you.'

Ah, yep that'll be it.

Good luck mate. :)

edit: I really like his narrative style too, it's very Costanza-esque. Looking forward to hearing of a successful outcome soon.
Hueg   
9 May 2007
Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]

You don't say how old she is. Maybe the thought of commitment (if young) is scaring her. Wants to feel free by going/looking elsewhere? But at the same time enjoys the stability you offer. (Best of both worlds/eating of cake springs to mind)

I dunno mate. Look out for your own state of mind, prolonged exposure to that kind of behaviour could lead to undesired side effects.
Hueg   
9 May 2007
Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]

I'm talking to you from a metal hospital!!!

I knew there was a reason I loved the NHS Broadband access in all mouse padded suites. :)

This crazy arsed b*tch screwed with my head and luved it

There is your answer then mate. Not all Poles, just this one.

You can mail me the fee. I do payInfidel :)
Hueg   
9 May 2007
Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]

Some people have the ability to screw woth our head

lol I am honoured you chose to quote me to highlight that point. A coincidence is all, i'm sure. <very broad grin>

Good to cross threads with you again M. How you doing, post exam euphoria still there?
Hueg   
9 May 2007
Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]

I would say but I am speaking from experiance

yep.

Been there. It's the way it creeps up on you months, years <insert time frame here> at the moment when you're least expecting it that bothers me the most.

Ah well. Journey not the destination after all. Just a shame we sometimes drive down a cul-de-sac, I hate reversing.

I'm well thank you, however, not reached the dizzy heights of waahhh yet. I suspect that is also weather related. Raining, overcast and windy. Can't have everything though.

How are you enjoying your biking? Menacing pedestrians yet? :)

edit: Once lt's money clears, your share will be on it's way courtesy of Huegbank
Hueg   
10 May 2007
Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]

open your eyes to see clearly which girl is for love and which girl is for sex.

To quote you from your 'my bf never says I love you' thread.

i decided to keep the relationship although his attitude was really lack of affection and a kinda of insult for me. i love him so much that i am willing to risk, to make him love me.

Physician, heal thyself. :)
Hueg   
10 May 2007
Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]

dont you know that Physicians cannt heal themselves?

You've never been to Capernaum have you?

I was being biblical.

I don't really think you can take anything biblical literally, even when it is written in print.

Oh Luke I think that there is a pro.. a mor... a reason I said it. :)

Miranda, abolutely. Give me someone else's problems over mine any day.
Hueg   
10 May 2007
Language / Is it too late for me to learn Polish..? [65]

Not if you're a priest

Il faut que pretre vive de l'autel. :)

there's this 2000 year old Italian girl I'm interested in....

Forget the latin, too much effort mate.
Get yourself a chariot. Preferably with a fancy black horse. Prance about on the Forum. (not this one, that's despararte and dateless territory) You're bound to get into her toga before you can say thank Bacchus it's Vendredi.
Hueg   
10 May 2007
Love / Polish stranger wants me to write to him [34]

Stop thinking what he can think or not... behave like a matured person, clear your position to him... and stick to your commitment.

He'll find some single English girl for his English... dont worry.... or he might even find a good Polish girl who knows good English!

Have a nice day!

I've just marked this day in my calendar.

LS has written something that I agree with word for word.
Hueg   
18 May 2007
Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

How about something short and to the point like: "Hi there, i'm the <insert descriptive noun of your choice here> that is trying to break you two up, lovely to meet you. No hard feelings eh?"

edit: as this forum is called polish singles and this girl clearly isn't aren't we heading off into Off Topic territory. Wouldn't want any moderating double standards now would we?