Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

oh i'm sure that you've met southern on a <insert favourite method of public transport here matron> already J, you just don't remember it yet. :)

He's a one man banned. I never knew Admin was Italian Luigi.

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


My aren't we the presumptious one.



Taken from: HeThinksIWantARelationshipButIAlreadyHaveABoyfriend.com

Love / Why are Polish women so sexy ? [390]

I'm getting tired just thinking about all of southern's antics. He's only one man. All I get on a european train are badly made sandwiches. I think I need a lie down.

O. Michael Estorol.

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Finally. Good sense has arrived. I knew this thread was missing something. Well, I tried, but I think I was talking to myself. Lust is blind i suppose.

Paul or is it Saul has sent me a postcard from Damascus.

Having a blinding time, write more when I arrive.

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Reading always helps. Almost.

It wasn't aimed at you, sorry if I hit a nerve collaterally. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

Do you realise you ran 7 stop signs whilst your overactive imagination was running out of control sir?

But she smiled at me and she kept looking at me. What else was I supposed to do I even asked her out and everything but she's married. She still wants me though.

Of course she does sir.

Can you just blow into this please.

<one long continuous blow>

I'm going to have to confiscate that imagination of yours if you keep on. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Operative and in some sense exclusive.

Almost opposites. That's what's doing the confusing I bet.

Keep this up and i'll need to see your apiary licence. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Yep. All's well thanks muchly. It's bbq time so there is currently a haze of charcoal smoke hanging over the city. Either there are a lot of sausages being blackened or we've got another new pope. Could go either way to be honest.

Hope you've managed to shake off the air kissing I was fired by Sir Alan Nothing to do with Amstrad Sugar types for a quiet weekend. I really do love understatement. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


You mean he needs a strengthened central pillar vicar? That'll be costly, just ask Galileo's secretary. He was awful once his balls dropped. Testosterone's got a lot to answer for. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

How about something short and to the point like: "Hi there, i'm the <insert descriptive noun of your choice here> that is trying to break you two up, lovely to meet you. No hard feelings eh?"

edit: as this forum is called polish singles and this girl clearly isn't aren't we heading off into Off Topic territory. Wouldn't want any moderating double standards now would we?

UK, Ireland / Cheap calls to Poland from the UK [134]


Then it'd be the free-ist way. Can't get any better.

News / What's the stupidest question asked about Poland? [414]


lol

An excerpt from Budget Hotel Lobbies: Scat Jazz for beginners

Love / Polish stranger wants me to write to him [34]


I've just marked this day in my calendar.

LS has written something that I agree with word for word.

Language / Is it too late for me to learn Polish..? [65]


Il faut que pretre vive de l'autel. :)


Forget the latin, too much effort mate.
Get yourself a chariot. Preferably with a fancy black horse. Prance about on the Forum. (not this one, that's despararte and dateless territory) You're bound to get into her toga before you can say thank Bacchus it's Vendredi.

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]


You've never been to Capernaum have you?

I was being biblical.

I don't really think you can take anything biblical literally, even when it is written in print.

Oh Luke I think that there is a pro.. a mor... a reason I said it. :)

Miranda, abolutely. Give me someone else's problems over mine any day.

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]


To quote you from your 'my bf never says I love you' thread.


Physician, heal thyself. :)

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]


yep.

Been there. It's the way it creeps up on you months, years <insert time frame here> at the moment when you're least expecting it that bothers me the most.

Ah well. Journey not the destination after all. Just a shame we sometimes drive down a cul-de-sac, I hate reversing.

I'm well thank you, however, not reached the dizzy heights of waahhh yet. I suspect that is also weather related. Raining, overcast and windy. Can't have everything though.

How are you enjoying your biking? Menacing pedestrians yet? :)

edit: Once lt's money clears, your share will be on it's way courtesy of Huegbank

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]


lol I am honoured you chose to quote me to highlight that point. A coincidence is all, i'm sure. <very broad grin>

Good to cross threads with you again M. How you doing, post exam euphoria still there?

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]


I knew there was a reason I loved the NHS Broadband access in all mouse padded suites. :)


There is your answer then mate. Not all Poles, just this one.

You can mail me the fee. I do payInfidel :)

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]

You don't say how old she is. Maybe the thought of commitment (if young) is scaring her. Wants to feel free by going/looking elsewhere? But at the same time enjoys the stability you offer. (Best of both worlds/eating of cake springs to mind)

I dunno mate. Look out for your own state of mind, prolonged exposure to that kind of behaviour could lead to undesired side effects.

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]

You in the Andrew mate?

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Does anyone else see the flaw with that plan?

Unless he's using the 'i've got a mute friend, the one waving holding the placard that says will you go out with me, that really likes you.'

Ah, yep that'll be it.

Good luck mate. :)

edit: I really like his narrative style too, it's very Costanza-esque. Looking forward to hearing of a successful outcome soon.

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

Otherwise known as Alf A. Posturing.
He's a chest thumping type, gets angry quickly and succeeds in making himself look foolish without the aid of a safety net.

What do you mean it's ok. Ohhhh he's one of them. That's alright then. Long as he keeps away from me. <looks macho and menacing>

What do you mean Nice shoes? You saying i'm a p... a h... er... one of them?

I'll punch his face in. <the circle is complete>

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


If only he would go, eh know what I mean etc

Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]


Where is my ROFL smiley?

<actually choking here>

Still laughing.

<re-reads quote>

Oh I can't breathe

Even their leader was one. Austrian I mean, or was it Nazi. I forget :rolleyes: Put your fire extinguishers away people, nothing to see here. :)

Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]


Did you know you can drown in just one inch of water?

Yet more proof that being shallow can be dangerous. :)

Australia / Polish community in Sydney, Australia [93]


lol

I can just see how that conversation went.

Yeah mate. We don't have cars, we ride around on Kangeroos. We put Roo bars on the front of 'em, just in case we have a crash.

Phones? That you can carry around with you? Gee, mate, you yanks are so advanced.

We use the bush telegraph. :)

Language / The Polish language - it's bloody hard! [210]

Made in Scotland by Girders iirc. Ahh the old Orange nectar. :)

Genealogy / What are common Polish character traits? [417]

the GF he has in America isn't the best, he has a better one... <ahem> Perhaps not.

And now, the one we've been waiting for. <clears throat>

The winner of Miss Generalisation' 2007 goes to..

Language / The Polish language - it's bloody hard! [210]


Don't worry about him Saff. He's just angry because he thinks that it's ok to say 'yous'.
Then again, I think they do that in Scotland apparently.

No no it's Iron Brew. They just won't listen.