Life / Reasons for moving to Poland [291]

Just practise your left hook

Only once he's got rid of his slice. Shares in Chiquita (Sports Division) are soaring apparently. :)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Condolences Lotkers mate.

the jungle somewhere

Surviving the jungle intact is testament enough to the man your friend was mate; returning voluntarily speaks even more eloquently. Granddad's reluctant Burma reminiscences were an education in themselves.

A striking tribute Lotkers to a friend gone to his eternal reward. We all hope you're doing as well as can be expected. :)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Could a kind moderator split gtd's post off in to its own thread? It will no doubt generate a gastric discussion and Lotker's thread doesn't need to become lost in the ensuing vitriol. :)

TIA

History / History of European and Poland's anti-semitism [192]

- Can you already STOP!! With the Jews...
WHO CARES?!

Anyone who cares to leaf lazily through your profile, paying particular notice to the latest threads and replies section may come to the conclusion that you do. But we all know better. :)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Men in Cork are sweet

but women in Gingham have more bite but a gooey centre. :)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

gambler as well..tut, tut

Getting about like that does predispose you to gambling everytime you go to get a scratchcard yes and a Wisden. :)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

All I can say is that he/she uses a lot of commas

I did, feel, a little, Shatnerian, while I, was, reading it. I do have to admit.

PF: The Lonely Frontier

These are the ramblings of Analysis Team Szarlotka
Their sporadic mission to explore strange new posts
To seek out new angles, new interpretations
To boldly summarise what we all missed before.

Edit: Forgot my capitalisation.

News / 10,000 ISRAELIS READY TO CLAIM FOR POLISH CITIZENSHIP AND POLISH LAND! [628]

trying to create an argument on how I spell a word, over how you think it should be spelled.Kind of a P****y

Doctor Johnson I presume? :)

UK, Ireland / What do Polish people think about Wales and Welsh people? [191]

Sometimes I forget that people do not pick up ironic nuances on here.

Attention where quiet important sounds become louder than the overwhelming everyday noise. How can we forget the ever present cocktail party syndrome and the submariner's daughter telling him life's always better down where it's wetter and so on. :) We know you cannot be serious but we don't want to give others the wrong impression. That was meant to be MacEnroe, you cheeky <expletive deleted> :)

This thread was started in reaction to another similarly titled thread about the English or the Polish

Ah I hadn't noticed that thread, that will teach me to have a sebaceous, ugh, septic uggh sabbatical... Best to steer clear of such craziness is my motto but well we all like Bergerac. :)

UK, Ireland / What do Polish people think about Wales and Welsh people? [191]

It is a shithole

Wow sounds serious Ianto.

I believe Wrexham is worse

Ahh I see I think maybe. :) Is this one of those opinions again? Sorry to ask but it seems that you may be confusing them with facts?

Os as you are one of our PF regulars, Premium no less, and your replies may well be taken literally or at least seriously, may I please ask

Do you have direct knowledge of this?

It's a bit worrying and hoping to sort out the fud from the facts :)

I am Welsh and of course I think we are lovely.

:) You're not alone. Though some days it felt like it. Fond memories from my time your side of the border. Smiling to myself as the croeso i gymru sign flashed past after a long day. Halcyon days. :)

Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]

Ever heard of puntuation

No? Is that some kind of retirement scheme for Cambridge Gondoliers?

Genealogy / Do Polish people have big noses? [451]

put a ruler to their snout

Ah the ancient and mystical art of Brown nosing. The passport to Cabinet. Drinks not included.

Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]


Wasn't that because after that Warsaw incident your accountant insisted upon it?

Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

lol

I always thought it was Crevice.

Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]


Generally the worst word you can say to a Brit is 4 letters long and begins with w.

Teatime teaser. Yes it ends with k and at 65.

Off-Topic / Do politicians need to speak a foreign language? [15]


youtube.com/watch?v=P6Cu9187tCY

Amuse-toi bien

Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

Articles she's forgotten that you can refer to the singular in the plural when it's ambiguous andyou want to avoid the awkward he/she type question.

Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]


I think it's go to hell.

Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]


I realise that you are struggling with the concept of British spelling Michal you only alledgedly live here then again that doesn't stop the natives either. You're learning but we're very fond of our ise they're the window to our nationality apparently.

But because it's called English we're rightly proud that it was the other lot that mucked up the spelling, not us. The only reason it's the norm as you claim is because they're the ones that make the computer software.

When Word goes through an English English text you see more red than on the Sudanese Coast.
No wonder we all prefer text speak. Less of a Pain in the arse Michal. That's Ass for you non English English users. Or was it a Baguette?

edit: I am right and you are wrong.

I admire your self belief but on this occasion, it's Honours even. And look there is another one.

Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

fu: as in the f in fun or foot
ck as in the c in carrot or catarrh

it: see sh1t

hth :)

Genealogy / GITLER... is it Polish surname? [30]

Google is your friend.

I just did a search. This is a quote from the first page I found:


Now that's just an internet source and you know how to treat the validity of said, but maybe it's a starting point for you. :)

Language / Your perception of the Polish accent [145]

7. Those who have <bong> listened to too much Linguaphone

News / Polish & other children legally stolen from their parents in Germany [82]

legally stolen.

Is that like illegally driving within the speed limit. :)

Polonia / Ever been to Sweden? [185]

That was Ian "I thought Jimmy went to Iceland" Krankie wasn't it.

Polonia / Ever been to Sweden? [185]

Lived in Stockholm for about 6 months, give or take. Lovely place shame it was so expensive and the people were mainly tuned into mig.fm. Nonetheless had an enjoyable stay. :)

UK, Ireland / Warning to British people visiting Poland!! Don't get drunk and smash the place up! [447]


Crush thread right? :) I feel your pain.

UK, Ireland / Warning to British people visiting Poland!! Don't get drunk and smash the place up! [447]


Hi mate. We can tell you're definitely new. Stick around and buy in some popcorn. The show is only just starting. :)

Language / Polish Lessons Units [189]

Only just noticed this thread. Great work. Hands on is what's needed yep.
Reading about where to position your tongue sounds good but i've found taking it straight from the horse's mouth can't be beaten. Yep still in the foothills here mate.

Base camp one in sight then. :)

Love / Polish Girls vs Russian Girls [813]


Well quite. Look at Rowan Williams, it's even written into his contract. Cheeky Monkey.

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Churchill

He was selling the Londoners car insurance. Clever swine. He obviously knew about the impending congestion charges