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Joined: 15 Apr 2009 / Female ♀
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From: Poland, Szczecin- the best city ever
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aphrodisiac   
8 Dec 2009
Feedback / Editing time too short (5 minutes currently) [60]

All I could really suggest there is to use the preview button to proof-read before you post.

I did to be honest. I will have to improve my editing skills.

I doubt the edit time will change but maybe if you speak nicely to Admin he'll change it. ;)

It would be nice if it was longer, especially when writing Omnibus entries. I usually write it as a separate document, then once it is ready, I copy and paste, but this time around I did not. However, if I am the only one having this problem I don't see a reason why the editing time should be changed.

even if it was 15 mins then if you are the last person to post, you cannot post again until somebody else has.

I know:). Thanks Torny and PD.

well, I was wondering if ADM would consider EXTENDING the editing time to 30 minutes.

This is not the first time that I was to edit my post and I am denied the access. Please, consider the change ADM, it would make the posting much easier.
aphrodisiac   
7 Dec 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

oh, so now I can edit:
should be One Flew over the .....

fight in the sand. Good old times and takes Ksysia (shrug) for bringing them back.

should be: fight in the sand box. ....and thanks Ksysia......

spot on

it must be it:)
aphrodisiac   
7 Dec 2009
Feedback / Editing time too short (5 minutes currently) [60]

I don't know if this has been discussed here before but.....
I know that the editing time is 15 minutes. Well, when I went over, I decided to correct my post by creating another post, YET the forum does NOT allow me. It does not make sense.

Looking forward to your explanation.

aphro:)
aphrodisiac   
30 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

It isn't mine either. But yet I think I do pretty well.

yes.

And besides, Charlotte handed me the scepter some time ago. He recognizes true competition.

he did? When? I must have missed that.

Tomorrow or Wednesday there will be a part 2. Depends a bit on how busy I am tomorrow - had a long weekend again and work tends to pile up if I do, I know from experience :S

Take your time, after all it is about quality as well.

You will be in it too, don't know how and when, but you will :)

Oh, NO!!!!!!!!!!

MINI - OMNIBUS ***

It looks like the post has been deserted by Szar again. Now I know he has a pattern. I am probably the last one to notice.

***


MG's writing career on PF was a false alarm

MG has produced one part of Omnibus and promised another one. So far we have not heard from him. I think he is NOT coming back anymore because he found out that writing is work and since he is not getting paid, he is not going to bother. It is a pity because he was easy target to tease and now I have to find another "victim".

DTaylor resurfaces

Our Scottish friend "beammed" or "transported" himself to Ireland all the way from Krakow. He either likes challenges or did something in Krakow and he is NOT telling us about it. Some kind of Polish brigade had something to do with his departure, or he simply dated all the available women in Krakow and the supply has dried up. We will never know. He is not telling us. I am sure that speculation is much more interesting then the truth.

What is new.

Not much. Lodz is creating more redundant threads - the latest one is about tigers and I don't even want to ask him what is coming next.

PF women have matured (or getting more attention outside of the forum)

Wyspi has grown up and matured and does not call people names, unless she does and I don't read all her posts.
Justysia has calmed down too. In general, most women on PF have calmed down. It must be due to a smaller amount of annoying males who used to frequent this forum. Who knows. It is also possible that they just run out of steam. Not the women. The mucho-psychos.

Love is in the air again

Wildrover has found another Russian beauty but for some reason wants to meet her in the Ukraine. I guess Ukraine is the new love destination, since Paris and Venice have become things of the past. What about Petersburg or Mongolia?

Undeserved suspention

Southern FINALLY got suspended and we all know that if someone gets suspended on PF - it takes approximately 3 years or so. In other foras - it takes ONE word, or else - and they are NOT kidding. On the serious note about Southern: he reminds me of a person who has only one thing in his mind and we all know how Marquis de Sade ended up. Be careful young boy- the whole life is ahead of you and it is up to you if you want to be in, or out.

I know he is not going to listen but I had my pep talk

"One fly over the cuckoo nest" aka looney tunes on PF

It a a looney bin most of the time, but sometime we get lucky. Sometimes a non-suspecting intelligent poster decides to join the forum and it does not take him a long time to realize that this forum is indeed a scene out of the "One fly over the cuckoo nest". We are all here by mistake and the "nurses" and "doctors" are the ones who are crazy. Only we had enough instinct to find this island of sanity in the crazy world of cyber space. How smart and self -preserving we are.

Ksysia

every time I see her nick, I want to say Krysia because Ksysia feels rather strange for the Polish speaker. When I say Ksysia, I feel that suddenly I have regressed to times in the kindergarden, when I could only say Ksysia after I lost a tooth in the fight in the sand. Good old times and takes Ksysia (shrug) for bringing them back.
aphrodisiac   
30 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

I think I am just as capable of writing a funny story as Charlotte is.

I would never try to compete with Mr Szar - the is Da one. Besides, English is not my first language, so why would I even try.

Charlotte is indulging his beerbelly in some hot, sub-tropical sun seeking inspiration (enter Viagra) as I understand it.

ata man. Well deserved:).

I think I am just as capable of writing a funny story as Charlotte is.

Who said you did not? ;). Looking forward to reading part 2;)
aphrodisiac   
30 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

hey, nobody said that PF has a lot of objective posters:)

I will never ask Szar to write anything if he is in a non-creative mood. I will wait until the muse will strike him. Lesson learnt:)
aphrodisiac   
23 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

where is Szar, I need some entertainment, please.
aphrodisiac   
17 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

all right, all right. Why can people just drink what they like?
aphrodisiac   
17 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

You really should try it if you get a chance.

if I get a chance. The question is: do I really want to. You should try coffee misto and you will NEVER go back. Promise;) mniam....mniam......
aphrodisiac   
16 Nov 2009
History / Polish hatred towards Jews... [1290]

If only you people would be indifferent to jews, this would be a better world, (and this would be a better forum.)

amen, I am tired of the merry go around anti- Jewish discussions and most Jews I have met were pretty, pretty good:). Some were actually very inspiring, so there you go. Am I lucky or maybe able to see beyond the nationality?

Some Poles look for the scape goat so they don't have to be responsible for their own shortcomings, things they screwed up and the list goes on, and on, and on......
aphrodisiac   
16 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

M-G (still I'm gonna write it)

I guess there is NO stopping you at this point. Shoot away then.........
aphrodisiac   
16 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Is everybody allowed to participate?

ask Charlotte (oh, I am gonna get it for calling him that) - he is the boss here (or maybe I will be spared). There is no competition as far as I know. Does it mean we have to read more contribution from YOU????;)

Think of it as the cappuccino thread – all froth;

eh, no- cafe misto from Starbucks (with steamed soy milk to be exact) - mniam, mniam.......
aphrodisiac   
16 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

inmates

ha, ha.......well observed Sean. Great work and keep it up!!!!

Happy writing

PS. I can see that there will be a competition in writing the Christmas Omnibus Issue. In a meantime I am going to sharpen my pencils........
aphrodisiac   
11 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Don't you go all grumpy on me, now :)

no more mention of you in the Ominbus Christmas Issue then;)

(has to endure aphro's full wrath now?)

yah, you would probably love that being a closet masochist;). Patience, patience- all will come to those who wait.
aphrodisiac   
11 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

First Charlotte

who is Charlotte? Oh, Szarlotka, he, he.

You really must control this urge to rename people you know. This obsession with calling people random girls names will start to be noticed soon. It's not healthy.

obsessions, obsessions, obsessions........

And you just love to give me that attention, do you? :)

Of course I do, you are a hoot:0.

Charlotte: aphro's old nick is miranda.

you have never been a Scout, have you?
aphrodisiac   
11 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Are you getting all sarcastic on me now, Miranda?

well, I was in a hurry and your thread stood up, but I think you enjoy the attention anyways:)
aphrodisiac   
9 Nov 2009
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

A nice doggystyle session seems to do the trick ;) ;)

for the dog or for the master?
aphrodisiac   
9 Nov 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Mvefa
decided to take his analytical skills to another level and has a serious intention of discussing American nipples. What for? Why? There is no reason to waste his time since America is like Russia. One will never understand it, unless he drinks vodka. Americans don’t want the universal health system, Russian system is practically non-existent. Russian beauties don’t show their nipples either (gee, I forgot to ask ConstantineK if that was true).

Some things never change
Another Polish husband is drinking. When will they ever learn that only Polish partners see drinking as a way of maintaining endangered Polish culture? The cultural subsidies in Poland have dried up a long time ago and people have to resort to home made solution until better times come along.

Polish girls lying
Of course. Why not? How can one get away from Southern otherwise. If it was me I would buy him one way ticket to the Moon but some Polish chicks don’t possess that kind of cash yet. There is hope that beaming up will finally work and MacCoy will leave his smoky basement lab with his arms wrapped around a pretty blond and the glory, which will shine through even the most polluted areas of Krakow.

BTW. It seems to me that things are not sinking in (natural brain resistance) in Mr S case, even though the thread has reached over 170 posts. I hope he is not tricking us into providing him with a well written in English ready to copy and paste material for his latest thesis.

How to please a Polish woman
MareGaea has pleasantly surprised us with yet another original thread on such a “deep” topic. We cannot thank him enough, although I would extend this to pleasing all women. Men will never have to vacuum, take the garbage out, not too mention all the money they can spend on new golf clubs, plasma TVs, cases of beer, pizza……..you name it. The only down side would be that Southern will stop posting. Nah………

Poland’s place is changing the world order
Really. As far as I know Poland has the same borders since the WW2. I think I must get out more.

Do expats in Poland speak Polish?
Well, if that was the case why would so many English teachers end up teaching Poles how to speak English. The undercover Western operation lavishly sponsored by EU money has reached the point of no return and the teachers will be soon replaced. China just won a contract for lunching a huge production of “English speaking chip for Poles”. I heard that the line up are already being formed.

***
So as we can all see, things are still in order on PF and besides some boring topics we can always come here and learn about life’s secrets. That is of course if we have not mastered them yet on our own. If worst come to worst, Southern will lighten up the spirit of anybody who had been fighting off either incurable depression or a simple case of indigestion. I am not sure about the swine flu.
aphrodisiac   
9 Oct 2009
Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

The Prize for Literature this year has been by our very own Souhern for his seminal work "Slavic Girls and me - The definitive picture" volumes 1-435.

this would encourage more prolific writing (if that's possible) from Mr Southern LOL. Time to find another forum me thinks.
aphrodisiac   
9 Oct 2009
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

How about you, aphrodisiac, how do you please your Polish woman?

I leave Polish women to be pleased by foreigners, since there is obviously a line up judging by PF posts;)P
aphrodisiac   
8 Oct 2009
Language / The Polish accusative case [32]

okay szwed, be honest now, what website did you plagarize that grammar lesson from???

:)

or maybe he is a smart cookie:)
aphrodisiac   
6 Oct 2009
Polonia / What About The Poles In The Netherlands? [102]

I though you had a little extortion part time business on the side to be honest:). % of Pole's wage goes to the M-G "charity" fund or something like that;)

Feline power my ass;)

(who said the Duch people are business savy)
aphrodisiac   
6 Oct 2009
UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish migrant in the UK. Ch. 5 - Racism [259]

Slavic race?

not really. I think that an old division is very much in place all around the world, despite new 'ideology" about race, which states that there is only one: human race;).

I think that people go for the visible marker ( I know I do), such as skin colour and the face features

But everyday acts of evil will are definitely getting on my nerve.

well, act f evil you are talking about are most likely cultural differences. There are acts of evil in every country, we just have a tendency to take our domestic "acts if evil" for granted and are more tolerant to our own shortcomings.

When it comes to other nationalities, well, it is a different story.