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Posts by ZIMMY  

Joined: 21 Feb 2009 / Male ♂
Last Post: 25 Mar 2022
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From: Chicago,
Speaks Polish?: tak
Interests: critical thinking

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ZIMMY   
2 Feb 2010
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

a secret to any relationship, not just with a polish woman, is an ability to compromise. Give and take, on both sides,

Sounds good.....until it's time to pay for dinner. Funny how the liberated "empowered' women suddenly turn traditional isn't it?

Polish women will only have sex with you if they feel something for you

You're right; the last one was feeling for my wallet.

-Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

.....and they don't leave a wet spot.

ex-bf purchased a home in Nevada. I wouldn't particularly care to live in Las Vegas.

I know of 6 friends and acquaintances who have moved out of Vegas and have come back to Chicagoland. Besides eventually Lake Mead will dry up.

I'd call it pieniążki :)

You got that right brother.
ZIMMY   
3 Feb 2010
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

I don't need to lure women; they're everywhere. In fact, I'm considered aloof with women and that seems to interest them. (For the fellas, the one big thing women can't stand is to be ignored, trust me on that).

I've noticed the female mind thinking "how come he's not interested in me," or " how come Zimmy isn't hitting on me" etc.This is because generally speaking women think of self and attempt to control the social interaction.

In my circle of (sic) friends/acquaintances, I will often see the same women at different functions. By the 4th time around, it is easily perceptible that there is a degree of interest in me ( you know, the coy looks, the body language, and in one instance excessive palpitations, lol).
ZIMMY   
3 Feb 2010
Life / Lack of Spacial Acuity in Poland [69]

2 snowboarders. They were the only people on the slope and thus had all the space in the world. He RdOTFL when he saw them collide at high speed.

I'm reminded of the first automobile accident in Illinois. The year was something like 1908 and the only two vehicles within a 150 mile radius in a southern Illinois town crashed into each other.

I was told off for getting too close when I felt that I was at a fine distance.

Next time don't hug them from behind, lol
ZIMMY   
3 Feb 2010
Love / Are all Polish men Psychos? [111]

I see a one-eyed Aboriginal dwarf in your future. ...and you'll have many children.
ZIMMY   
3 Feb 2010
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

Buy them chocolates and flowers ;) ...
Seriously, the above often don't work.

If the woman is deserving just give them a winning smile. I notice that some women begin to twitch after that.

what happens to that interest when you start talking about the evil feminist cults?

A self assured woman understands the truth of honest discourse and is above defending false "sisterhood".

"If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts."....
Camille Paglia
ZIMMY   
3 Feb 2010
Love / Are all Polish men Psychos? [111]

My guy I wounder if he has bipolar sydrom because he will yell and criticize and overreact

He sounds like a woman.

what is it with Polish guys.

He's probably German on his mother's side.
ZIMMY   
3 Feb 2010
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

Can you hear the alarms ringing in your head??

Those are angels whispering in my ear.

should she pay her own way or not?

If you don't know my answer on that by now then you never will.

if the date's going to be Dutch (pardon the expression.) Otherwise, it may be a guy's first and last date with her.

That attitude is why so many women fail to find the 'right guy'. It is so pathetic that so many women (still) think of being provided for first and foremost before getting to know a man. A woman who claims, nay, demands "equality" and still goes traditional when it suits her is a hypocrite.

I like to think that everyone pays their own way, one way or another.

That's the smartest and most objective statement you've made to date.
ZIMMY   
4 Feb 2010
Love / Are all Polish men Psychos? [111]

Here's the cure:

When he walks through the door, greet him with a big LOVING smile and tell him softly how wonderful it is to see him. Don't let a negative word slip from your lips. Treat him like a god the rest of the evening, so much so that he becomes suspicious and asks you, "what's up?."

Tell him that the "up" is his part and the "down" is yours. If at any time he is jaded by something then just tell him that you are there for him and to enjoy the here and now.

I really should write an advice column.
ZIMMY   
4 Feb 2010
Love / Are all Polish men Psychos? [111]

That's optional but it wouldn't hurt to try. (extra bonus points)
In my case it's wine and of course a fine home-cooked meal. Bringing out the best dinner ware is a good idea too. It's those extra little touches that mean so much.
ZIMMY   
4 Feb 2010
Life / Lack of Spacial Acuity in Poland [69]

A woman drove into the side of the tram I was on this morning. ...How the hell do you not see a tram which is directly in front of you?!

Was she putting on her makeup and was she from Australia?

It must be awful for the British,

Yea, and they drive on the wrong side of the road too.

As to "spacial acuity" and driving, Boston drivers are maniacs. I've probably driven in two dozen major cities and nothing beats those crazy Bostonians and their driving habits.
ZIMMY   
4 Feb 2010
Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

ZIMMy sounds like a real lady charmer!

You should have seen the look on Sandra Bullock's face (when she was between her many love interests) when I told her that Brad Pitt and I are too good for her.
ZIMMY   
4 Feb 2010
USA, Canada / Polish Restaurants in NW Chicago & Suburban for 2010 [11]

Jolly Inn is good. I recommend it but service at that small bar in the back is slow. I had to sing "Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła" before I got some service.

Here's a place I found in my various travels to the burbs. Meals are served true to form.
polbistro.com
ZIMMY   
4 Feb 2010
History / Kashubians are nation in Poland? [123]

how can the majority claim that we Kashubs are Poles?

Maybe because you are.

Just because the language is quiet similar?

That's one reason; there are many more.

Are then Czechs and Slovaks also Poles?

Speaking only for myself, I've always considered them 'Polish-light'. You know, like the difference between regular and skim milk?

I hope that one day all Kashubs wake up and find their real Kashubian identity.

You've been reading too many Che Guevara books.

On this site we are considered as a (stateless) nation.

C'm here and sit down and have a piwo on me, have two. Tell us about your failure to adjust to the other kids at school.
ZIMMY   
5 Feb 2010
Love / My husband going to Poland after gotten his green card. Dreading his visit home to mom. [20]

He has really started being more comfortable around my friends and family,

I have broken him of his habit of being catered to

You're a typical control freak. Do you ever analyze your words and how you express yourself?

Make him sleep on the couch, if he gives you any crap when he returns.

If he gives you any trouble when he gets back, tell him to go sleep on the sofa.

I assume the sofa and or couch is half his and half hers; perhaps they can alternate sleeping on it.

spending 2 months in his mothers home being treated like a king

Yes Queeney, how awful that a man should actually enjoy himself.

teaching him

That's woman talk for 'nagging'.

Im sure there will be readjusting on both sides.

Nah, you'll be the same old B!tch and the only changes you will insist on will be his.

i have 2 children from my previous marriage

The lucky guy got fed up with your constant demands and overplanning eh?
ZIMMY   
5 Feb 2010
Love / My husband going to Poland after gotten his green card. Dreading his visit home to mom. [20]

ignore Zimmy

The truth will set you free.

Zimmy reminds me of Walter Kowalski

Clint Eastwood and I have a lot in common.

Now Chelle, are you reflecting on how 'bossy' you are? After reading your attempt at putting your potential problem in your best light, one cannot but help feel sorry for your current husband. He has to deal with how you plan to manage him.

It is certainly true that after marriage men want women to remain the way they were before they got married. Conversely, women want to change men after marriage. It's an easy answer as to who as the higher moral ground?

Zimmy reminds me of Walter Kowalski

Kowalski died an honorable man, a hero
ZIMMY   
7 Feb 2010
News / Poland: In Top First 15 Countries in the WORLD by the number of CRIMES [286]

Poland: In Top First 15 Countries in the WORLD by the number of CRIMES

The topic is worthy of consideration BUT the heading is misleading and deserves to be changed because it assumes a premise which is not valid. Topics created by trolls should be editorialized as needed.
ZIMMY   
8 Feb 2010
News / Poland: In Top First 15 Countries in the WORLD by the number of CRIMES [286]

scrappleton:
All the white man's fault I surely you will say. Blacks actually participated in the slave trade.

Blacks "participated" on both sides. Whites only on one.
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Your terse comment does not resolve the fact that 98% of all blacks that were sold into slavery were captured and sold by other black chieftains (this is specific to the western slave trade and not the Muslim one).

There are two countries in Africa where the slave trade still exists.

Additionally, not all European whites participated in the slave trade as countries like Poland did not. Also, most whites in America did not own slaves and indeed, the many tiered abolitionist movement was run by whites.
ZIMMY   
10 Feb 2010
USA, Canada / Most common ancestries in the USA [56]

blue German
red American
orange Mexican
green Irish
light green-blue African
purple Italian
brown English
yellow Filipino
red-brown Puerto Rico

Evidently there are no black Americans in the U.S.
ZIMMY   
11 Feb 2010
USA, Canada / Most common ancestries in the USA [56]

you must have overlooked it.

You're right; I was multi tasking and speed reading but that's no excuse.

That map still doesn't make much sense. Too many people are spread out throughout the U.S. and attempting to show the immense diversity of people in geographic areas doesn't work. Most Americans are mongrels anyway.
ZIMMY   
13 Feb 2010
Love / What do foreign women think of Polish men? [120]

Swedish man here. I think Polish blokes are bumbling, balding headed fools. No offence.

I understand women have taken over your country and they make you males eat out of their hands. The women have quotas for upper level jobs and ministries etc, but they make sure that only males clean out the sewers and do all the dirty work.

That once proud Viking blood is now a laughing stock; indeed, when a cowering male is spotted, people now say, "must be a Swede".
ZIMMY   
13 Feb 2010
USA, Canada / Most common ancestries in the USA [56]

I am willing to share my superior seed with European females under the right conditions. I would ask all ladies interested in calving a superior child to E-mail me a picture of yourself and place an initial bid (in USD) for my generous services. Its not about the money, I do this for the greater good.

Damn, you sound like me. As a gender Guru (I am the Zimmy Lama) is it possible that I mentored you? (makes me proud)
ZIMMY   
13 Feb 2010
USA, Canada / Most common ancestries in the USA [56]

because so far you showed a good ability to use google search;).

It is true that I've proven my points by backing them up with links. That seems to be an alien concept to you so just continue going with your 'feelings' about things instead. In this way your self-centered prejudiced convictions will remain intact and this emotional cover will distance you from the threat of objective reality.

I think Tymoteusz was being sarcastic.

My comments while true are satiric but sprinkled with a pinch of irony, a tablespoon of mocking and a dash of playful acerbic prose.
ZIMMY   
13 Feb 2010
USA, Canada / Most common ancestries in the USA [56]

We should just call it Germany v2 :)

You seem to count people who are 1/2, 1/4, or even 1/8 as German but you ignore the fact that most so-called American Germans are only partly Teuton and mostly something else.

It is true that only about 3 percent of Americans are of Polish ancestry (about the same % as Jewish Americans).