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Posts by jonni  

Joined: 27 Nov 2007 / Male ♂
Last Post: 9 Mar 2011
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From: Warszawa
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jonni   
30 Nov 2007
Food / Healthy polish food? [134]

wasn't it kapuśniak?

Down there they eat a cabbage soup called 'kwaśnica', much healthier than normal kapuśniak but not to everyone's taste. I quite like it now and again.

hat about duck blood soup? how many calories
is in that? its made from the blood of the duck what else does it contain?

It often contains wild mushrooms and even dried fruit - depends on the recipe, which varies from family to family. It's usually based on a chicken stock. Absolutely lovely, but you need to have a contact for the ducks' blood, since shops aren't supposed to sell it.
jonni   
30 Nov 2007
Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]

Hardly a guest if he lives here.

Not that there's ever been any obligation to see only the positive aspects of a place and ignor the negative ones.
jonni   
30 Nov 2007
Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]

For me in Poland the simplest issues such as buying a house organising car insurance even a visa has been blown into the biggest nightmare.

And nobody here thinks it at all odd.

Somebody once explained that by saying that the culture of bureaucracy developed during the communist years and the changes that people couldn't avoid were so traumatic that as little as possible of anything else was changed.

Doesn't quite ring true though.
jonni   
30 Nov 2007
Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]

"Okay, here are my 10 bottles of beer. What are you getting?"
"I'm not drinking anything."

That one makes me angry every time!
jonni   
18 Feb 2008
Life / Cannabis / Weed in Poland... How much does marijuana cost per gram and how easy is to get it? [355]

20-30zl per gram, mostly hydroponic. Expats who use it often claim it's too strong here, due to growing methods. If I understand correctly, people buy in smaller quantities, not least because most users are young and poor. Therefore they want to get as stoned as possible for as little money as possible.

I did once hear of sombody getting from a customs officer, but it would be daft to go down that line. A friend (Polish) just got a six month suspended sentance for possession of a fraction of a gram. Better to take the train to Berlin where anything goes.

Interestingly enough, it's starting to grow wild in the east of the country. There is already a bit of a situation about this in Ukraine, and presumably the seeds are blowin' in the wind...
jonni   
26 Sep 2008
Life / Famous / Iconic Polish Women [48]

Irena Szewińska, the sprinter who won 7 Olympic medals in the 60s and dominated womens' sprinting

Marie Rambert, the ballet dancer

Agnieszka Holland, the film director

Wanda Landowska, the 20th century's most famous harpsichordist

Eva Hoffman, the bestselling writer,

to name but a few
jonni   
19 Oct 2008
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Three reasons:

1. Sygnalki - especially from people who have expensive and new cellphones. Why not have a cheaper one and actually be able to use it.

2. No change in the shops - my local grocery empties all the coins from the cash register several times a day and therefore they never have change. No sense in this.

3. The food. Pork, cabbage, pork, raw grated vegetables (including cabbage) in sugary water, pork, smalec, pork, frozen fries. And more pork.
jonni   
19 Oct 2008
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Ahem, irony.... All of those things, not in one dish though.

But they are pretty dreadful cooks.
jonni   
20 Oct 2008
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

btw. do you prefer American style beef and chicken with a "healthy" doze of antibiotics?

Never eaten American beef (never been to US) but the chicken from supermarkets here is just as tasteless as anywhere else.
jonni   
6 Apr 2009
Language / Your perception of the Polish accent [145]

Katowice and Poznań accents are pretty easy to spot - especially if the speaker hasn't travelled much. I don't hear much accent in Gdańsk or Wrocław though - maybe due to population movements. Old people from around Warsaw have quite a distinctive sound; lots of sibilants and a tendency to say 'om' instead if 'ą'.
jonni   
3 Sep 2009
Law / Opening a Polish Bank Account by a foreigner in Poland. Recommendations. [299]

Complete and utter rubbish really

I agree about BZWBK 100%. Millenium is good, Nordea is excellent, Citibank is good but expensive. PKO BP is good in parts and a bit of a lottery depending which branch you use. PKO SA is not the same and I wouldn't recommend it at all. Avoid Fortis at all costs.

M-Bank and Multibank are good if you do most of your banking on the internet.
jonni   
4 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

I don't hate Poland, but some things I hate about Poland are:

Old ladies in the station ticket office who shout (not say but shout) "Nie ma pociągu do X, w ogóle!" When the train you want is waiting 50 metres away. Likewise bus timetable websites that simply don't work. E-podroznik.pl, chief among them.

Frozen Chips (French Fries), even in restaurants!!! An entire nation who've forgotten how to slice potatoes.

People walking out of shop doors looking straight ahead, not noticing (or caring) if people are walking along the pavement.

Shop assistants who can't change a small banknote and don't even apologise about it.

Bars or restaurants with the toilet key kept behind the bar. Why?

Maybe all that will change with time, but I don't see that happening yet.
jonni   
4 Sep 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Not usually a problem - sharing rooms is normal here. If they look a bit put out that there are no twin beds, even the frumpiest hotel receptionist won't suspect immorality! :-))
jonni   
24 Oct 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Where the lines are probably ten Somali or Pakistani deep.

Or even ten deep with Poles, happy at how civilised queueing is in the UK as compared with PL
jonni   
1 Nov 2009
Language / Spelling "aunt" in Polish [142]

No-one in Polonia would write wójek, only wujek.

Trust me, some people would.
jonni   
3 Nov 2009
Law / Wish to start an Indian Store in Poland [34]

There are plenty of shops in Warsaw selling Indian textiles, handicrafts etc.

Not sure who runs them (but a few of them look like the same chain) or how well they do/ Not cheap though.
jonni   
17 Nov 2009
Real Estate / Neighbourhoods in Warsaw - how safe? [23]

bata_flai
The embassy district nice part of town and very safe. I lived there for five years and liked it.

One matter, the tram depot and ul Belska are quite a way from most embassies, so you're talking about quite a big part of Mokotów. A safe one though.
jonni   
17 Nov 2009
Real Estate / Neighbourhoods in Warsaw - how safe? [23]

Very available rented housing, reasonable shops restaurants.

About 10 years ago Żoliborz was the place to find foreigners, Saska Kępa before that.
jonni   
19 Nov 2009
Real Estate / Neighbourhoods in Warsaw - how safe? [23]

once attacked by armed African colonists

You were attacked by Sir Cecil Rhodes and the British Expeditionary Force? Wow, how old are you?

I've never had any street crime problems in Britain, but side streets in Warsaw are best avoided at night.
jonni   
20 Nov 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

The number of "replies" on "3 reasons why you hate poland" is more than that of "Why do you love poland?"

If someone likes a restaurant or shop, they tell on average 3 people. If they hate it they tell 20.

And the number of posts isn't a fair indicator. Somebody writes the three reasons they love Poland, and a couple of people reply to say, that indeed yes, they like the same things. Somebody posts the three reasons they hate Poland and people are arguing for days about it.

Also a lot of people here are expats or immigrants. It would be rude to moan to their Polish friends, in-laws etc about Poland's shortcomings. So doing it here is a good alternative.

explain why the simple concept of picking up after your pooch is so difficult for people here to understand

Why indeed. The filthy stuff is everywhere. I heard about a lady in Belgium who got so sick of it in her street that she bought some little Belgian flags, on cocktail sticks, and stuck one into each turd. Within a day her street was clean and the neighbours started to be more careful.

Polish flags are easy to find - it might work here, if anyone can face doing it.
jonni   
21 Nov 2009
Life / 3 reasons why you hate Poland. [1049]

Mail?What's wrong with mail system?

In Poland, Poczta Polska also deliver money. I had some money sent through the system - it was a rebate from the Tax Office, in the days before they just transfered it to a bank account.

The Tax Office wrote my name by hand - a little unclearly. It isn't a complicated foreign name - I have a surname relatively common in Poland.

But would they give the cash to me? Would they heck. They said it must be a different person at the same address!

Still haven't got it
jonni   
21 Nov 2009
Language / Polish Swear Words [1242]

angelbina000

bitch (as in lady dog) is 'suka'
jonni   
24 Nov 2009
Work / Teaching English in Zakopane, is it safe? [45]

burn things and chant and talk to dead people and deities...

Their leaders dress in robes, and the encourage other men and women to join them, work for them, wearing robes with hoods, and give all their money to them. Obsessed with sex too.

Seriously, Zakopane, particularly in summer, is cosmopolitan enough not to be too backward.

Jammed full of tourists though, and accommodation is always ar a real premium.
jonni   
24 Nov 2009
Food / Confusion over flour names in Poland [46]

do I use tortowa and add baking powder

Yes. Polish flour is all plain.

They sell baking soda in most food shops, but soda is all it usually is, in sachets rather than tins, and works reasonably well as long as you don't use too much. If you want baking powder, Kuchnie Świata stock it (Złoty Taras branch), in the British foods section, otherwise check the ingredients on the sachet carefully.
jonni   
24 Nov 2009
Food / Confusion over flour names in Poland [46]

I've used the Polish 'proszek do pieczenia' stuff. It isn't the same. If you use those sachets and don't adjust the amounts, you can get a nasty surprise. Or at best a leaden cake.

To do with the amount of Cream of Tartar.