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Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
Threads: Total: 226 / Live: 154 / Archived: 72
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From: Poe land
Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
Interests: Everything funny

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pawian   
8 Mar 2025
Life / The nature of Polish jokes? [128]

Yes, sort of though tragedies are one century older than comedies.
Talking about centuries, in the19th one the job of an actor and actress was considered a joke and people viewed workers of the stage as clowns. At least in Charles Dicken`s novels.
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
Language / Polish vs English tongue twisters [45]

zanieczyszczeń

Here is a rough phonetic transcript (US style coz they don`t grasp the British one).
[zanyetshishtshen]
Of course, if you tried to pronounce it accordingly, you wouldn`t avoid displaying heavy accent. Polish sounds are unique - only really brilliant foreign learners are able to master them like natives.
Hey, Poles and Polesses, utter this word out while trying to disengage from your native Polishness and hear this whistling/ swishing effect as if a traditional kettle was boiling. :):):)
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
USA, Canada / Censorship and violation of 1st Amendment in US [147]

Amasing example of Am self censorship :

So that the world doesn't think that the following claims fully reflect what America is about: "Hitler was

:):):)
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
News / Presidential elections 2025 - the race has commenced!!! [665]

One of the candidates, let his name be forgotten, was forced by his promoters to smile like crazy. However, it is obvious he is a wet blanket by nature coz his smile glued to his face looks pathetically artificial. Unfortunately, it isn`t a product of Artificial Intelligence. Wearing that maniacal smile against his true nature, this guy continuosly proves he is all hoax and sham.


  • Bluffing

  • Scamming
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
Language / Polish vs English tongue twisters [45]

Czy za tym pójdą czyny czyli usuwanie zanieczyszczeń???

I posed this question in another thread and foreign members who read it were instantly struck by and flabbergasted with the last word zanieczyszczeń which means pollution.
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
Life / Immigrants in Poland [26]

There are too many Ukrainians

That is why we need to counterbalance them with decent Russians like in Paulina`s initial post. The balance of nature we shall achieve will produce excellent results.

smelly migrants.

Did Iron say smelly immigrants?? AmaSSing coz he was one himself when he moved to the US in early 1990s.
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

Wow!!! Tomorrow is an amasing day! I am going to put the first batch of potatoes in the ground. They are our own ones which I stored in the ground basement through the winter.
I am so excited cos it is the earliest time I have ever planted tatties. Last year my record of all times fell on 27 March, this year I am going to break it.

I am doubly excited cos the tatties have developed really long sprouts - I have read extensively on them and opinions are mixed so I am going to do a sort of experiment - will they survive it or not???
Riddles, mysteries, enigmas, puzzles all the time......... ):):): Neverending story.
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
USA, Canada / Censorship and violation of 1st Amendment in US [147]

who don't have the First Amendment.

We don`t coz the first Amendment is in our minds and hearts while in your case it is in your pathetic constitution but still nobody sticks to it in the US.
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
Life / The nature of Polish jokes? [128]

everything is a joke.

Exactly, darling!!! All the world`s a stage!!! Ha!!! Do you know who said it???

A riddle - why the stage is associated with joking?
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
USA, Canada / Censorship and violation of 1st Amendment in US [147]

It is enough I apply it to myself. Because the US should beg me on their knees to agree to become their citizen cos I am so intelligent and decent. Ha!!!! :):):)

jpg

AmaSSing - Golden Cow looks like an azhole in this royal garb. :):):)
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
News / The Baltics states rely on Poland as their main defender against Russian aggression?? [213]

assumptions, hypothetical instead of the facts

Before 1st September 1939, everybody had cherished assumptions and on the day they woke up to the facts aka war. So, don`t be silly. Ha!!!

harvesting a deer

I don`t mix deer with barbarian Russians. They are different entities to me. If you do, you are probably demented. :):):)

Do you remember insane

Excuse me but I remember no insane content in my precious posts whatsoever. You must be mistaking me with Novi or another psycho now. Ha!!!!
pawian   
7 Mar 2025
USA, Canada / Censorship and violation of 1st Amendment in US [147]

Why are you dreaming

It is my constitutional right. The 1st Amendment regulates it - the freedom of DREAMS!!!! Ha!!!!!
Why are you promoting censorship??? Do all Golden Cow trumpists dream of silencing the dreams of their opponents???