News / Chechen Congress in Poland, Russia frowns [90]


I did not realize you were Welsh. It seemed always that you were a Northerner, from the coal country.

Everyone writing about Chechnya has not the slightest clue what they are arguing.

If you want a Chechnya free of the Russian yoke, prepare yourself for an enemy that will make the Taliban and ISIS seem like kindergarten - and much closer to Europe.

We are actually doing quite well with the Chechens, probably the best relationship we've had in 170 years.

News / When will the GDP of Poland be higher than Udmurtians? [5]

This is a funny thread. I'll jump in once things get more interesting.

You know me guys - I want nothing but prosperity and strength for Poland.

News / Chechen Congress in Poland, Russia frowns [90]


Yes, and Wales too. But not before Texas becomes free once again.

Off-Topic / Hollywood Films [62]


Hmm... yes... I don't understand much about that.

Fact remains - the prisons, navy, and army are full of voluntary and involuntary homosexuals. Curious fact.

Off-Topic / Hollywood Films [62]

@jon357

What is it about putting a lot of men in the same space that makes them want to penetrate each other?

One smart man once said, "if you have a soft heart, you should have a durable anus."

Off-Topic / Hollywood Films [62]


In my experience, the guys that went to all-boys schools would do a lot of gay sh!t - that the rest of co-ed people thought was very strange.

In the navy it's the same, it seems.

News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]


Hey that describes me, and my relationship with you quite well.


Mmmm... perhaps this is less applicable to our situation.

News / Russian criticism of Poland - Soviet war memorial removal [332]


Barney is generally a smart fella.

News / Russian criticism of Poland - Soviet war memorial removal [332]


I'm curious how do Poles understand why Russia is so strangely powerful? By all indications the place is a dump, its people slaves, and the entirety of its history indicates that this situation will persist. How can it continually become a threat to others, when it is such a shambles?

How does an emaciated USSR "carve up" Europe with Germany (also, massively weakened)?

Do you think it's simply a factor of population size? Geography?

News / THE ARMY OF POLAND - THE REALITY [493]


Enemy is PO and weak man Tusk.

News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

An important graph, if one is to understand PiS' Ukrainian grain ban - and why the pro-animal welfare proposals in 2020 backfired so spectacularly:

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Off-Topic / Hollywood Films [62]


Thank you for opening my eyes to the satanic subtext inherent in the donut - I will avoid eating them from now on.


Fantastic! You are doing a great job explaining the cosmology of faggotry.

Work / Pursuing a career in public service in Poland [7]


This item does not feature in my platform, rest assured.

History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]


Yes, of course. We are not savages.

Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]


Come on. You gotta leave some crumbs out for the kids that want to go into public service.

Was Lincoln happy with his reward of a bullet to the head, for making his way to the "trough" of government?

Was FDR a lottery winner when he was steering America through the Great Depression and the World War?

Hamilton, JFK, Carter - US history is full of idealists that paid a high price.

History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]


This was my experience even in the 1990s. Mind you, this is the time of unbridled Wild West capitalism.

Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]


Be quiet, Lyzko, if you know what's good for you.


I'm realizing you said something very smart, which I wasn't able to fully appreciate/absorb at first reconnaissance. I need to think about what you wrote before I can say anything further.

Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]


Mmmmm... Can it?

Your caveat seems unfair. How can one expect rule of law in tact and spirit, when everybody engaged in the exercise is an idiot?

I don't need a long lecture, just a set of examples.

Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]


In America, Democrats accuse Republicans of lying at the same rate that they breathe.

In Russia, the opposition accuses Putin and the security apparatus of lying at the same rate that they breathe.

In Poland, PO-supporters see in PiS the devil incarnate.

Democracy is a stupid system, but perhaps not more stupid than other systems.

Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]

@GefreiterKania

Maybe, maybe not.

A thread called "Poland - Nation of Liars" has 13 pages of posts. Think about that.

Life / Poor hygiene of people in public places in Poland [46]

How about: "Thank you, Bobko - for offering potential solutions to the problems that plague Poland, rather than nakedly criticizing like a troll"?

Hmmm?

Tell me the truth, did you ever consider diacetyl as the source of your problems?

Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]

It is possible that Poles acquired the reputation of a nation of liars, due to long-term occupation by galactic lying power - Russia.

Life / Poor hygiene of people in public places in Poland [46]


There are some types of smells, that no deodorant can stop. Diacetic acid, for example.

It can be produced in large quantities by people that consume alcohol a little too frequently. Quote:

Alcohol triggers several chemical reactions in the body that cause sweat to smell distinct and often bad as unmetabolized alcohol is excreted through the pores via sweat. One of these reactions produces a substance called diacetic acid, which smells a little like vinegar and may be very noticeable on hot days and in those who don't wash their clothes often.

In another thread we have already established that Poles are champion drinkers. At the same time, my own research on the forum has shown that despite outside indications, Poles on average DO have access to modern plumbing. Kania - specifically - is an oligarch, with multiple bathrooms with bidets.

Could the reason, then, for Poles' odious body odor - be that it is a nation daily going through the painful symptoms of alcohol withdrawal? In the bus, on the tram, in line at the supermarket - little Polish biolabs rapidly fermenting diacetyl molecules, and then furiously sweating them out?

Diacetyl is known to produce aromas resembling: " baby vomit, sour milk, moldy cheese, or any combination therein." Does this ring a bell for anyone? If yes, and then my broader theory is confirmed - I have solutions.

1) Consume large quantities of yeast after a night of drinking. Within your gut, the yeast will reduce the diacetyl, converting it to acetoin and 2,3-butanediol, both of which have very inoffensive aroma profiles.

2) Increase body temperature temporarily to 41-42 degrees Celsius. At these high temperatures the bacteria in your gut will quickly metabolize the diacetyl.

3) Sanitize your bowels with new doses of alcohol, which will prevent the formation of diacetyl.

News / Russian criticism of Poland - Soviet war memorial removal [332]

@Lenka

So chummy, chummy that our non aggression pact (which we entered because Britain and France told us to fu&k off), which was supposed to expire on August 23rd, 1949 - was abruptly terminated on June 22nd, 1941.

In total, our "chummy chummy" phase with Hitler lasted less than 24 months. What happened after was that he killed almost 30 million of our citizens.

You Poles invested a lot of effort into ensuring that Russia could not reach an understanding with the West, this being forced into Germany's embrace.

News / Russian criticism of Poland - Soviet war memorial removal [332]


Yes, because the Nazis liberated you from the clutches of the cannibalistic cult of Bolshevism?

Genau, Obersturmbannfuhrer Pawian!

News / Russian criticism of Poland - Soviet war memorial removal [332]


Yes, except for the lives of its citizens.

I'm not surprised you're willing to trade a Big Mac and a pat on the head from Biden, for the lives of millions of Poles.

Hey guys - Maf would have preferred to live under Hitler over Putin.

History / Why American military aid to Europe and Poland is important to America itself? [227]


It is one thing to dissect Russian operations in a classroom in West Point, and another thing entirely to command a Russian battalion through a year of the highest intensity combat Europe has seen since 1945.

After this war, Russian officers can easily go and teach in the United States. At the same time, there's nothing about counter-insurgency that America can teach Russia, that Russia doesn't already know better itself.

Experience is experience.

News / Russian criticism of Poland - Soviet war memorial removal [332]


What's so interesting and enlightening?

Idiots in America tear down Civil War era monuments. Idiots in Poland tear down Soviet-era monuments. Idiots have no nationality.

Off-Topic / Russian Views On Poland and Vice Versa [414]


This is 2021 still