Off-Topic / Ukrainian language [50]


1) Is it true, that Ukrainian has its roots amongst the transgender community of Ancient Rus?

2) Is it true, what they say, that the first book translated into Ukrainian was Mein Kampf?

3) Why does Ukrainian borrow so many words from pig dialect? Specifically phrases like "Oink!" and "Oink oink!"?

4) Why do "cat" and "whale" mean the same thing?

News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]


It will take a long time for Ukrainians to learn English, French, and German. It will take an even longer time for them to forget Russian.

Perhaps you were arguing that there will be a massive wave of immigration from Great Britain, France and Germany to Poland?

News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

Wait until Russian becomes the second most popular language in Poland.

Then we will come for you, for trampling over the rights of your Ukrainian minority.

It will be like 1654, all over again.

History repeats itself in a devil's loop. Don't be friends with Ukraine, don't play with fire.

We Russians are practiced in taming this mistress, but she's certainly too much for you to handle.

News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

Serbs support Russians.

Belarusians support Russians.

Rusyns support Russians.

Slovaks support Russians.

Montenegrins support Russians.

Bulgarians support Russians.

Macedonians support Russians.

The four perennial weirdos that don't support Russia, are: Poles, Czechs, Slovenians and Croats.

The four clown races of Slavdom.

News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

Vladimir Mayakovsky's, one of my favorite poets, wrote: «Змеиному народу - змеиный язык.»

That is, "to a snake-like people, a snake-like tongue".

Russians call Poles, "Psheki". It's because they always make the hissing "pshhh" sound, like a rattlesnake slithering through a bed of dried leaves.

The Polish snake-like tongue, is a reflection of their snakelike nature.

Cold-blooded, unlike normal Slavs. Reflecting their betrayal of everything Slavic. Every Slav can understand each other, but not Poles! Their language is based on the Latin alphabet, though every proper Slavic language is written in Cyrillic. Their religion is Catholic, though every proper Slav is orthodox.

Poles are the serpent, in the Slavic Garden of Eden.

News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]


Bless this child.

At least someone has the balls to point out that this is an unnatural, serpent's tongue.

History / Chances of Moscow becoming part of Poland again? [102]


In the same way, I can tell you that an attack is not a discussion.

News / Polish "Rambo" in the forest [42]

@Alien

The Russians made Rambo into who he was. As an undisciplined and slightly "hippy" soldier, he was on no one's radars. After the Russians had some time with him, he became the international sensation we all know and love.

Just as Solzhenitsyn had to be molded within the art of suffering, before he was ready for the big time, or Dostoyevsky had to be subjected to a mock execution before he started writing worthwhile things - Rambo was in need of Russian coaching. As with our writers and gymnasts, the results did not take long to develop.

History / Chances of Moscow becoming part of Poland again? [102]


Ask any military historian, Rokossovky is the more important Pole out of those three.

Before you attack me - I said "military historian".

News / Polish "Rambo" in the forest [42]

Rambo did not serve in the Polish armed forces.

Rambo is also, not real. It is actually an actor named Sylvester Stallone portraying a disenchanted veteran named John Rambo.

Source: Grew up in the 80s-90s.

History / Chances of Moscow becoming part of Poland again? [102]


Don't be so pessimistic.

Also, Poles can be sympathetic to our work. Look at Dzerzhinski and Rokossovsky?

News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]


Thanks for this write up - quite helpful!


This has happened countless times, in elections all across the world. Would be disappointing, if it happens here as well.


This is the problem, as I see it, with these mixed political systems which are prevalent throughout Eurasia. You get a million different parties, with rather marginal policy differences amongst them, but instead mainly defined by the personas at the top.

United Russia will probably not survive Putin and Medvedev, in the same way PiS might not survive Kaczynski.

It speaks to the political immaturity and primitivism of places like Poland and Russia, when your political loyalties are dictated primarily by your sympathies towards a particular guy rather than a dry calculation of where our interests as voters lie.

By the way, America is actually arriving at this point as well - after a good 200 years of acting as example to others of the advantages of a two party system.

Law / Weapon Law in Poland: what kinds of knives are legal? [35]


Guns are illegal in NYC. So everybody has one, except for good, law abiding citizens.

Carrying a knife around, though I wouldn't do it myself, doesn't seem like such a crazy thing to do.

I've seen a few fights where knives were pulled out, and the effect is pretty much the same as with a gun - though obviously scaled down. A rowdy, aggressive person suddenly becomes docile and walks away.

Pepper spray, and other stuff like that probably has a bigger role to play though.

Law / Weapon Law in Poland: what kinds of knives are legal? [35]

I'll admit I like knives quite a bit. I don't really have any nice ones, but I like looking at them. Myself, I've got a Swiss Army knife in my glove compartment (which I use once a year), and another which I keep in my fishing tackle bag.

Whenever I'm at a sports equipment store, I like to look at the expensive knives. The Damascus steel patterns are beautiful, and oftentimes the handle is a work of art. I've seen handles made from dinosaur bones and from meteorites.

Where I live, they're all very small. Quote:

Possessing a knife with a blade length of four inches or more in public places, streets, or parks in New York is prohibited, regardless of any unlawful intent, and is punishable by a fine or up to 15 days in jail.

Four inches is about the width of an average person's palm. Supposedly, this isn't enough to reach any vital organ, though I don't know how it helps with bleeding out to death. Also, I don't know why having something in your pocket that is longer than 4 inches is illegal, while having a 15 inch dagger in your kitchen is totally kosher.

Life / Has feminism and lesbianism progressed in Poland? [645]


Sorry, Novi...

I like this Lenka person.

Life / Has feminism and lesbianism progressed in Poland? [645]


*gasp*

A woman on PF... a thing as rare as a Russophile Pole.

News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]


Can someone explain to me if there is any realistic scenario where PiS manage to hold on to power?

Understand, I hate PiS too, and am not asking because I am hopeful they can pull it off.

News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]


A place as cruel and barbaric as Russia, cannot survive unless ruled by an iron hand.

Is that right?

News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]


Yes, an abhorrent concept.

You must not have much experience of meeting these... "people" - as you describe them.

They are no more equipped to rule themselves, than a sheep is capable of building for itself a shelter from the elements.

News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

I must admit, it would be enormously humorous to me, if PiS manages to cobble together a ruling coalition through bribing and threatening a couple MPs.

I would expect Poland to then shut up, about the state of democracy in Russia.

News / Poland says no to flood of Immigrants [670]

Sounds a bit like Switzerland - the petition part.

The money part - that's done in tons of places. I'm not sure how I feel about it... I mean, I understand if Monaco, Luxembourg, or even Switzerland would be in the business of collecting millions of dollars for permanent residency. However, when it's America doing it, or some other powerful and important country, it leaves a weird taste in the mouth. I'll try to explain...

On the one hand - it seemingly cheapens the idea of American citizenship. Second, it makes it seem like America only wants "a sure thing". Wanting a "sure thing", goes against the grain of what American history has been. The miracle of America, is how it can metaphorically make candy out of sh!t. Some illiterate and downtrodden Italian grandparents arrive, and two generations later their grandkid is Governor of New York State. That's America.

Letting in every Arab, Russian, Chinese, and Indian kleptocrat, because he can pay his way in - that's not America. America is where people run to, to escape those people dominating their lives. Imagine their surprise then, when after going through an immensely difficult immigration process, they discover all the rich guys from back home already lounging around in America with paid for Green Cards?

There's enough places for thieves to go and park their money. London is the #1 destination. Why lower a great country to the level of the UK?

News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

Hello Poles!

How are we feeling today?

Anybody care to make a bet what the outcome will be tomorrow morning?

News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]


I think something is wrong with Amiga... He's starting to make sense.

Love / Question about Polish dating/women [42]


Americans are children when it comes to relations between the sexes.

News / The Political Circus of Poland [309]


Zelensky?

Love / Question about Polish dating/women [42]


Huh? Next you'll tell me I shouldn't dip my biscuits into tea.

News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]


Czechs seem to be well liked by everyone.

In general, Slavs suffer from a big chip on the shoulder.

Life / Will the price of petrol/diesel reach 7 Zlotys in 2011 [58]

The story with diesel is all Russia-related. Europe is still, enormously dependent on Russia for diesel.

This story really irritates me.

A few weeks ago, I read some happy NATO cheerleader write something along the lines of: "there is a shortage of diesel in Russia, hahaha!".

Then I saw Putin put in place export controls on diesel. Immediately, I saw dozens of articles with headlines like, "Putin Raises the Ante with Ban on Diesel", "Diesel - the new weapon in the Kremlin's arsenal", etc.

Western clowns...

Diesel is cheap in Russia, so many unscrupulous people were making ludicrous amounts of money selling it abroad. The government banned this, so that there could be enough diesel for Russians. Now, the clowns went from laughing at Russians for diesel problems, to accusing us of using it as a weapon.

Build your own refineries. Buy our crude from India at a premium, and make your own diesel. Stop making everything the fault of Russians.

Can you imagine the allies complaining that Hitler won't sell them oil, gas, or grain? Well that's you now. And yes, in my example we are Hitler.

Life / Question about Polish medical treatments [4]


This is sort of random, but I know a guy that has this condition, and he literally washes his face with Head & Shoulders.

I'm a little skeptical myself, but curious if this is something you've heard about?

History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]


See... this is what I need!

Lots of husbands and boyfriends keeping the good 30+ people occupied. I tell myself - a husband is not a concrete wall....

I don't want to be a home wrecker, but what can you do if you see that two people match? My only rule is no wives of friends or business partners. At that point, it's not behavior of someone you want next to you.