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Joker   
26 Jun 2020
News / Tesco abandon Poland [66]

You cant do better than a Texas steak or how about a slab of succulent BBQ ribs:)

Do they have BBQ sauce in Poland? They dont know what there are missing.. The Corn looked sad over there as well.

look out for Argentinian vac packed beef

I think Ill pass on that......
Joker   
26 Jun 2020
News / Tesco abandon Poland [66]

Different rules and law for producing stuff?

Ive notice the Beef in Poland is very bland and doesnt taste good at all. There is NO such thing as decent hamburger as well, they all have this rubberish texture to them.

The worst steak I ever ate in my life was in England..Stick to the fish and chips and avoid all Beef products
Joker   
20 Jun 2020
News / Tesco abandon Poland [66]

Where are you going to buy all your stuff from China now? Hey, this is a blessing in disguise!!
Joker   
18 Jun 2020
Travel / Fortune Tellers/ Astrologers in Warsaw [27]

True but they do rely on the more vulnerable.

There was this gypsy fortune teller in Chicago that was arrested for taking advantage of this old lady. They reported, she gave them over $90K her entire life savings.

I would never seek out any false medium, its has Satanic origins, stay away.

Interesting enough, every summer. I do hear of reports of gypsies in the area . They will come to your house, for example: Offer to seal coat your driveway for $75. As youre talking to them, another gypsy will sneak into your house and steal your belongings.

Do you still have these gypsies in the EU?

Gypsies, sold this guy a new roof install for $500! All they did was paint it silver and stole his lawnmower out of his garage. lol

A real job will roof cost between $5 to 10K
Joker   
18 Jun 2020
Travel / Fortune Tellers/ Astrologers in Warsaw [27]

basically a scam.

Every fortune teller is a scammer, its total BS, but its your own fault if you get taken by them.

"A fool and his money are soon parted"
Joker   
16 Jun 2020
USA, Canada / Poles Living in the Chicago Area [343]

Obama is not in charge now - left 3 years ago.

Someone has to clean up the mess the great divider left behind. They dont even want his Presidential library in Chicago anymore.. He was and is a total failure!

Crazy Donald the disinfectant drinker.

Sure, you believe everything the Dems spew out hook line and sinker.
Joker   
16 Jun 2020
USA, Canada / Poles Living in the Chicago Area [343]

34 Black on Black shootings this past weekend in Chicago, 2 dead. Not one word about it on CNN or BLM.

Is it because Chicago is a Democratic sanctuary city, black mayor, black police chief or does it only count when a cop shoots someone?

Last weekend!

85 shot, 24 fatally, over Chicago's most violent weekend of 2020


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Joker   
15 Jun 2020
News / Britain - problem for Poland and Poles? [117]

. I cannot remember anyone even uttering the word.

Same here. Ive never heard anything about Slavs until this nutter started spamming the forum about it. It gets quite old and annoying, actually.

So stop that BS of yours are you a fool or an actual troll?

How about both?

I tried to read his incoherent response, but its just a load of gibberish as usual.
Joker   
15 Jun 2020
News / Britain - problem for Poland and Poles? [117]

UK lefty loser twats , Just my opinion.

These LBH expats bring all their lefty political problems with them to Poland. Its like a lefty scourge that comes for low paying jobs while trying to promote their sick values upon the Polish society.
Joker   
10 Jun 2020
USA, Canada / Can Americans Travel To Poland After JUN 16, 2020? [13]

Prices wont stay this low very long. If you know your exact dates, its time to purchase.

I wonder if you can still buy refundable ticket, its cost a little bit more.
Joker   
10 Jun 2020
USA, Canada / Can Americans Travel To Poland After JUN 16, 2020? [13]

t. I was planning a trip there but it's insane.

I just checked LOT and input dates from Chicago to Krakow and its only $235 this is an insane low price!

It only jumps up to around $300 next March. I would book right now, if I knew the dates for sure.

stuck there and not be able to catch a flight

My wife family lives there, so I'm not too worried if sth happens and I have to stay longer, but I rather wait until next year.

Let everything get back to normal first.πŸ‘πŸ»

if most stores are closed and the general fun is over too?

It won't be fun right now, not for tourism

Im still boggling over the air fares, never has been this LOW😬


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Joker   
10 Jun 2020
USA, Canada / Can Americans Travel To Poland After JUN 16, 2020? [13]

anyone going abroad on holiday now,is nuts....

I might be going for 6 weeks, just in time for a coal fired xmas....lol

However, im hoping for next spring. April/May, would be ideal:)
Joker   
18 May 2020
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Remember I bought it at $18 on March 21st. ?

My wife decided to give it a try and bought some stocks at the end of March. She just told me, she made over $3000 already.

I wish, I would have done it too.. Microsoft and Uber have been the best so far.
Joker   
16 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

Greetings to all potheads from all over the world.

Its almost 4:20 in Poland.. Fire it up! Na Zrowie!😁
Joker   
15 May 2020
Life / Solar energy in Poland [22]

eft-wing populaist and socialist activist Michael Moore

This fat bastard is totally irrelevant in 2020 but he keeps flapping his mouth. Which is a good thing coz everyone knows hes full of baloney. (literally)

Hes one step below Bill Mahr, who once in a great while makes a good point.

Its totally hilarious the Dems keep bringing these clowns out of hibernation to defend their horrible policies..
Joker   
15 May 2020
News / Poles say a big YES to our European Union [996]

You can't be possibly thinking that they will sponsor your country

If the Euros were smart they would follow the example set forth by Brexit. The EU is crumbling and everyone knows it, yet there are still a few that want to cling on.
Joker   
12 May 2020
History / Origins of Polish Slavs [139]

Nothing to do with Serbia, a

Indeed. Its all fictitious propaganda from this commie, never ending.
Joker   
9 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

they patrol with sniffer dogs before certain international trains

Indeed. You dont want to try that on any trains or busses in the US either, same deal with the Dogs.
Joker   
7 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

12 hours on the train to Warsaw, somewhat longer by car or bus.

Thats seems like a nice trip to Amsterdam, spend a few days and stock up before you go home.

Never put that stuff up in your bra or up your ass or w

I'll never be that desperate to smoke weed or even to contemplate sticking it up my dupa. Its seems like too much risk trying to conceal in your luggage, if its domestically, it

would most likely work and if you did get caught with such a small amount, no big deal.

Especially if you go to the better, less touristy places.

Thats the way it is everywhere, get that tourist money:)
Joker   
6 May 2020
USA, Canada / Poles Living in the Chicago Area [343]

caught coronavirus by going to that massive party last week

Or perhaps, Mayor Lightfoot who disobeyed her own lockdown orders, by going to get herself a haircut. Insisting, she is the face of the city and takes her personal hygiene seriously. Well, so does everyone else! She should fine herself the $500.

Have you that rats nest of hair, needs more that cutting... LOL

Treat those medics to a curbside pickup from the Red Apple when this has finished.

Great idea! The location by Jakowow has closed down some time ago, but the one on North Millwaukee is still going strong!

I have no words for your controversial comments.

Then keep your silly serb propaganda off this thread you clown!


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Joker   
6 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

A vape cart already in a vape or the oil in some drink or shampoo or some **** for later extraction

Ive heard they use a Carmex container and then transfer it into a cart afterwards, seems like a lot of work.

ive never taken a chance on an international flight and prolly never will.

Its not worth it and you will be really screwed if you are caught. Not to mention all the embarrassment that would come with it.

. Still, i wouldnt mess with growing or even selling in poland.

Ill get someone to find me a small bag like last time.Those guys would freak out if they seen the size and quality that's circulating around here.

There are more worthwhile risks to take in life than smuggling weed through airports.

Count me out as well. I can always safely enjoy some adult beverages in Poland:)

there are no borders between here and Amsterdam.

You can drive to Amsterdam without being searched at the border?

I went to Amsterdam once. The doobies, I bought inside this bar had a cigarette filter attached to it, first time I seen that. Awesome Bud:)

I almost got killed by the tram running across the street! My friend actually was actually struck by the tram , but hit it in such a way he bounced off and was sent flying backwards. Just a few bruises and scrapes..Man, those things sneak up on you. We don't have anything like that in the USA where trains share the streets with auto traffic.
Joker   
4 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

if you're ordering seeds from Holland.

That was a few years back. There isn't any need for me to grow anymore. I have a friend out in Oregon that grows legally and its the bomb.

I'd never grow there the paranoia would kill me

I know this guy that brings vape carts with with him to Poland ( so he claims). Said he puts it in his checked baggage and never had a problem. I almost tried it, but chickened out at the last minute. Something about going to jail in a foreign country doesn't sound appealing at all.
Joker   
4 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

Tiny baggies. A gram or less, ready bagged up

I remember these, we called them "Dime Bags" $10. Packaged in the worlds smallest zip lock plastic bag or back in the 80`s it was manilla envelopes.

They smoke it in little crack pipes here,

What about one hitters, do you have these over there? You can really stretch out you stash with this when youre running low. I rather roll a fat one myself.

Have you heard about Blunts yet? Its popular with the younger crowd, but I think it tastes nasty. They buy cigars and remove the tobacco then use the paper for the roll, its masks the smell and burns longer, I guess.....


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Joker   
4 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

So you are in one of the states that has legalised recently?

It was just legalized in January 2020.

Yes! And if you can find an old half pence coin (have one somewhere)it's a sixteenth of an ounce!!

I have one from when I went to York, its says one penny. This is 1/2 pence? I forgot already.

And an American Nickel weighs exactly 5 grams...

Ooh no! you seen my scale...lol


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Joker   
3 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

...so it will be too early to tell anyway...

Yes, they are still vegetating so let them grow for now. I like the stinky ones, they get really odorous when they flower. The more sun the better.

.I only got it once or twice and probably paid tourist prices....

They sell it by the gram in these new dispensaries they opened here in January. The prices are outrageous, and there is a line of stoners waiting to get in. Ill never pay those prices, its everywhere around this place. Cops dont even care anymore.

impressive knowledge really...

I should get a job as bud tender or marajuana horticulturist! lol. JokersBuds.com 😁
Joker   
3 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

Have you heard of eight leaved plants..?.how soon can you really tell if they are girls?

I think they all are 8 leafed.... Look for these like ball shaped pollen sacks, its going to take awhile. They start to flower around August and wait for the buds to get nice and sticky around the end of Sept. The best way to tell is with a jewelers loupe and when the trichromes turn from clear to brown, its at maximum THC levelsπŸ‘πŸ»

How much does an ounce ( 28 grams) cost in Poland? Do they sell it by the gram, what the typical size bag?


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Joker   
3 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

I know specialist seeds would be better but they are like ten pounds each

I remember they were quite expensive from Amsterdam and they would charge me extra fro stealth shipping. The seeds are all feminized and always was good weed. Its better for me coz by the time you find out the males, its too late in the growing season to start over.

and open the windows so they can wave in the breeze a bit...the fan is a good idea.

The fan replicates the wind, so the plants will go strong:)

Nah, it's alcohol all the way for me now..

I had some piwo last night:)

I like knowing what day it is without such stress and drama in my life.

Oh that's funny! So did you google everything you posted here?

I personally find alcohol unpleasant these days...but a coffee and a joint....ahh yes.

Alcohol is far more harmful that weed. Ive been to funerals of ppl that died from cirrhosis of the liver, not very pleasant at all. So many bars fights occur on a daily basis or drunk drivers are killing ppl. The worst thing that happens with weed is you order a Pizza! lol

I alway get a chuckle when some alky or cig smoker tries to lecture me about smoking weed...lol

I have a dry herb vape, so I dont really smoke anything.

Hey, do you like Cheech and Chong movies?:)
Joker   
2 May 2020
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

Growing your own is the only way forwards.

Its very rewarding when you spend all that time nurturing the plants and have some killer flame bud come Croptober:)

. As it is they are just random seeds not specialist

Big mistake, genetics are everything. I used to have feminized seeds mailed to me from Amsterdam.

If any cops do visit I can play the innocent

Im not growing this year, coz there just legalized it and you can get super good deals off the street now:)

Are you staring them indoors and moving them outside? Im you stay indoors keep a fan blowing on them so the stalks build up strength.