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Joker   
11 Jul 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Have you noticed that in the USA many children play soccer, but by the time they reach HS they either switch over to real sports like football, basketball or hockey. I think these kids are tougher than the Euro pros and dont fake injuries..
Joker   
10 Jul 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

And why do they call it 'world series' when it's just them?

World series is baseball.. Super bowl is football, real football. If one of those 300lb+ linebackers were to tackle you without pads, you would be in the hospital. Now compare that to the 150 pound weakling, soccer player, running around in shorts!! LOL
Joker   
10 Jul 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

I would, too, if not for the possibility of 1-0. Or 0-0.

Then you haven't seen the great acting job the players do! One little bump and they fall down in agonizing pain.

youtu.be/bjyqCqiMc0M
Joker   
10 Jul 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

I would like to go to a real Soccer game in Europe. We have games here but there are dull and boring, not many ppl and hardly any cheering. I think it would be fun to watch a game like England vs Poland:)
Joker   
10 Jul 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

but control their sporting events.

They have big time security at all sporting events. If they walk past you and if you even appear drunk they will boot you out of the game. Its a crime to jump out on the field, you'll be arrested and get a heavy fine.

Im thinking about renting that McGregor fight tonight. I dont know who will win, but should be entertaining.
Joker   
10 Jul 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

The cowardly Italians only do it in Italy.

Thats doesnt happen in the USA, sometimes there is a fist fight ( rarely) then the security guards haul them off.

Whats the worst thing you did at a pro game???

I spat on a Green Bay Packer fan.. Pawian would be proud!!

It was back in the 90s and wouldn't do that now....
Joker   
10 Jul 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Who do you like in the UFC fight tonight???
POIRIER VS
MCGREGOR 3

.ufc.com/event/ufc-264
Joker   
7 Jul 2021
Travel / Photos from Poland [258]

How dare you - you homophobe, transphobe, patriarchal racist!!!

Hey, Im just trying to save the rainbows!

The choice of colors was deliberate and its main purpose was to attract kids.

The same way the cigarette companies market to little children ( Joe Camel) they were sued over it too.

My vision of the rainbow is after a summer storm, not these sick weirdos destroying society.

you decided to bring this crap here.

Hes not gay, I think. He just wants to push his lefty agenda and get you riled up.
Joker   
7 Jul 2021
Travel / Photos from Poland [258]

So now that sexual mental disorders have their own colors and flags

They actually added more colors to the gay rainbow, I think its black and brown, must be some new disgusting fetish.

Its looks horrible and theyve destroyed the image of the Rainbow and what it means..
Joker   
5 Jul 2021
Life / Polish patriotic tattoos [45]

Because the dont make white ink? It would be funny if the did for sure...

Do you know how the Chicago Police Dept. use to close the lakefront parks at 11:00 pm back in the 1990`s?

They would pull into the parking lot and turn on the spot light, then say over the microphone " smile ******* so we can see you".

I never knew their teeth were reflective until that day.....
Joker   
5 Jul 2021
Life / Polish patriotic tattoos [45]

- like a tattoo which, practically, is irreversible

Did you see that idiots tattoo in the first post? LOLOL

Whats ever funnier are all these morons and wannabe bikers that get those tribal tattoos..

I tell them. " Hey, thats a nice tattoo, Pamela Andersen has one just like it" Hahaha
Joker   
28 Jun 2021
Life / Going Smartphone Free - taking off in Poland? [47]

I have a draw full of old cell phones..Motorola Razor etc.... Total junk by todays standards, but Bring Back Beepers! They were great ! Everyone used to be lined up in their cars at the pay phones Haha


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Joker   
28 Jun 2021
Life / Going Smartphone Free - taking off in Poland? [47]

They are heavy, look ridiculous and the pics are not one bit better.

That depends on who's using it. My Canon SLR still takes better photos than iPhone:) Im ditching apple after this phone dies or I smash it. lol

. I have never had a smartphone and am not going to have one

Youre one of the lucky ones:)

I do like text messaging but you dont need a smartphone for that...

Bring Back Pay Phones!! haha
Joker   
28 Jun 2021
Life / Going Smartphone Free - taking off in Poland? [47]

massive movement yet unfortunately

Im all for it!

I get especially annoyed when ppl are talking or texting on there phones whilst driving... Im been known to blow my horn and yell at these idiots:)
Joker   
25 Jun 2021
UK, Ireland / Warning to British people visiting Poland!! Don't get drunk and smash the place up! [453]

they are top notch bankers, stock dealers and financial experts from the City. .

Im sure they wouldn't dare behave like this back home in London, yet its ok to act like idiots in Krakow. Its the same in Las Vegas as well.

Hey, as long as the businesses in Poland are ok with it and making money off them and nobody is getting hurt, so what?

I still wouldn't want to go on that coach after those fat slobs have been rubbing their hairy dupa all over the place. lol
Joker   
25 Jun 2021
Language / Your perception of the Polish accent [145]

She is the ultimate majestic standard. The bombasticest of all.

She's hard fo me to understand, not as bad as the Scots.. Its funny when Brits get upset and start swearing, its like another language! Booolocks! LOL
Joker   
25 Jun 2021
Law / Polish Police and Their Tactics [237]

A totally meaningless verdict

Hes probably going to get a new trial anyhow... One of the jurists lied on his application and was attending BLM marches which is a big NO, NO!

Also, that pos Maxine Waters interfered with the trial and the Judge already mentioned it could be used as an appeal.
Joker   
24 Jun 2021
Life / Are Poles typically nasty people? [42]

t 2 am while drunk.

If you're out at 2am, you're either looking for trouble or trouble is looking for you.

Words of wisdom from the old man.
Joker   
24 Jun 2021
UK, Ireland / Warning to British people visiting Poland!! Don't get drunk and smash the place up! [453]

Beach nudists are just as bad.

Thats because theyre mostly senior citizens.. I was tricked into bartending " The Sanibel Naturalists" party back in the 1990s... My eyes took years to recover!

Still nothing is worse that observing a gay pride parade! Id rather put up with the Fat British Borats..LOL

What? Its disgusting to you? Relax

They look like drunken slobs and who knows what kind of stains they leave behind.

If the bar business didnt need the money they wouldn't tolerate these clowns acting like fools in the middle of the street.
Joker   
24 Jun 2021
Life / Are Poles typically nasty people? [42]

Yes, I can be nasty but only when rightards and fascists

Quite accurate, but its Leftards, like antifa, blm and Dems that are the fascists:)
Joker   
24 Jun 2021
UK, Ireland / Warning to British people visiting Poland!! Don't get drunk and smash the place up! [453]

British tourists stopped parading naked - they decently wear at least Borat garb.

I hope they sanitize the coach before the next customer uses it🤮

What a bunch of fat slobs, lol. No wonder the fine residents of Krakow are sick and tired of these idiots, but love the money, dont they.....
Joker   
20 Jun 2021
Love / Polish wedding traditions/ toast ideas [9]

Polish weddings are amazing too!

I love Polish weddings! Ive been to 4 or so in Chicago already. They really know who to party!!
I was invited to a wedding this forthcoming August, but it doesn't look like Im going to make this one......too bad.
Joker   
19 Jun 2021
Travel / Had the most unwelcoming experience in all my travels in Poland, very unfriendly people. [115]

i took a bath from 12:00 till 14:00

If you have no money for a single room you don't get to complain

I would stay at a hotel that didnt have its own bathroom, unless Im camping then ok...

First of all, its kind of weird guys taking baths, and for 2 hours is nuts.

I have taken a bath in years only showers, your sitting in youre own dirty water and dont really get clean...lol

.. I'd bet significant details were left out.

If someone is making death threats then he had to do something more serious, perhaps hes the one causing trouble.
Joker   
18 Jun 2021
Travel / Had the most unwelcoming experience in all my travels in Poland, very unfriendly people. [115]

The US vs Europe...What a difference...

Americans dont care about talking to strangers unless theyre a weirdo and you can usually tell in about 2 seconds. Especially, down South the ppl are really friendly and hospitable.

Also some ahole scratched my car and some dude became aggresive

Its beginning to sound like you have some issues getting along with ppl if this is constantly happening to you or youre just trolling.

myth by expats to rant about Poland t

Everyone was nice to me... I had a great time walking around Krakow stepping in and out of a few pubs. I didnt have any problems at all.