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southern   
17 Oct 2011
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

Blond with brunette or dark, girl with the big boobs goes out with the one who has good ass and longer legs. Results are always there. And knowing that men's preferences evolve around extremes, and tastes differ, magic will happen always.

Yes,the men fill in the gaps with combinations arising from their furious mind.

But Southern, if one Slavic woman has prettier girlfriend, her friend has the uglier as a company. Also, if one Greek woman decided to present her ugly friend, then her uglier friend chose to go out with the prettier ;)

I mean what they decide to introduce.Although in case of slavic women there is always an uglier kolezanka in need of pomoc hanging on the boys offers of her more beautiful girlfriends.
southern   
16 Oct 2011
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

I suspect that it is exactly what some men love though!

This is not a bad thought.

Generally I have noticed that slavic women have prettier girlfriends than themselves who they are keen to introduce.The reason is to augment your reality so that you can handle them in exaggeration.Opossite to that Greek women always carry rhe uglier looking girlfriends with them in order to shine among them with the usual catastrophic effects.
southern   
15 Oct 2011
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

Greek women have expressive more faces thanks to darker features (too much make up can turn them easily into drag queens), they are pretty without much make up.

This is not true.Mediteranean women apply make upmore easily while it makes western women look like ghosts due to very pale skin.German women make awful use of make up and slavic women are masters in it they become like dolls.(Russian exaggerate).

Shame about this cos no man is worth fighting for!

Common western approach.
southern   
15 Oct 2011
Love / Polish women are the most beautiful in the world! [1718]

the obession that some Polish women have with appearance!

Greek women have the same obscession.You hear them making comments about slavic women like ''she looks like she just came from the village,very plain,too average,no refinement,dumb,cow eyes etc'' or about western women like ''cold,frozen'' etc.They also try to find a fault in every other woman ''big nose,very thin legs,shrewd legs,belly,bad teeth,thin hair etc or a ''cheapo'' or a ''prostitute'' etc.
southern   
13 Oct 2011
Study / Going to Medical School in Poland (University of Warmia and Mazury in Olsztyn / and others) [51]

It is the case of mediorce offsprings securing rights which I have described many times.In fact these people are so twisted that they may claim that a doctor who passes tests is worse because he is competitive and competitiveness is not good for the medical proffession.They also claim that dumber doctors are better because they don't get easily bored by repetition and that smart ones are unfit for the job.It is reversed logic again and again appearing.Basically it is the power of the offspring parents which decides the outcome.
southern   
7 Oct 2011
Life / The nature of Polish jokes? [125]

Or another one:A pharmacist gets a young assistant.He decides to let him run the pharmacy for some days to gain experience.The first day the pharmacist asks him:What happened today?-Just an old woman came she had cough and I gave her a syrup.Very good choice answers the pharmacist.Second day:What happened?The assistant says a man came with fever I gave him paracetamol.-Excellent.You learn quickly.

Third day the pharamacist asks:What happened today?-Today boss a woman came to the pharmacy.-How did she look?-Blonde,tall,slim in stillettos and mini skirt till the belly button.-And what did you do?

-I asked her what she wanted.
-And?
-She started unbuttoning her blouse.
-And what did you do?
-I watched.
-What an idiot.And then?
-Then she started licking her lips.She took out her skirt and was left with underwear.She wore stockings.
-And what did you do?
-I watched.
-Bloddy idiot.And then?
-She started undressing her bra and panties.She touched her nipples put her finger in her mouth she laid on the floor with legs open and told me:Baby I cannot see you from horniness.

-And what did you do???
-I gave her collyrium.
southern   
7 Oct 2011
Life / The nature of Polish jokes? [125]

give us a joke that is not womb-ferret focussed

Jokes that Poles may like:A black man is hunted by the Ku Klux Klan for raping a white girl.Suddenly he finds himself in front of a gap between two mountains.Behind him the Ku Klux Klan in front of him the gap.He preys:God of the black people please save me.Suddenly as answer to his preys a voice comes from the sky:My son,just walk on air on the gap.The black man puts his foot on air then his next foot and actually starts walking on the air.When he reaches the middle of the gap he finds vaccuum and falls on the rocks.The voice from the sky:Ha,ha,ha bloody nigger.
southern   
7 Oct 2011
Life / Are there street gangs in Poland like in USA? [18]

Merged: What is your opinion about Polish dre or dresiarze?

What is your opinion about these decent guys dre or dresiarz?They seem quite faithful to their admiration of Adidas.
southern   
7 Oct 2011
Life / The nature of Polish jokes? [125]

When I use Balkan humor Polki burst out laughing.They really shake from laughter and ask me what I have smoked.
southern   
7 Oct 2011
Life / The nature of Polish jokes? [125]

Example of polish humor.One of the two kolezanki informed me that she became again virgin and that she forgot how to take BJs.Although I suspect lying I take it as part of polish humor.
southern   
7 Oct 2011
Life / Rate Poland (Life Quality / Culture and People / Food): 1-10! [232]

Everything is 10 in Poland except for the food.As a slavic country it easily gets a 10 for culture and people and life quality is at decent levels.You also see the widespread beauty which is a charm for the eyes.I also like that it is flat a contrast to our mountainous terrain.

Mediterranean , to live there or were frequent travelers who's journeys ended always with olive trees and Mediterranean blueness

Mediteranean cannot be compared.If you saw today the sunny weather and the perfect atmosphere in Athens you would understand why all geniuses of the past prefered to live here.Attica sky is considered to be the best and brightest in the world.
southern   
5 Oct 2011
Love / POLISH WOMEN ARE PROMISCUOUS? DISCUSS. [153]

Polish women are not exactly promiscuous they are just friends of pienadze.I mean this paper dope turns them to sex hungry dziewczyny full of witaminy.But even without the paper dope slavic chick is always excited and always welcome.
southern   
3 Oct 2011
Life / The nature of Polish jokes? [125]

Polish humor is not considered funny by other nationalities.Opposite to this Scandinavians and Dutch find greek humor funny.For example:
A German a French and a Chinese fall on a cannibals" island by parachute after their plane has had mechanical failure.The cannibals arrest them and tell them:You have one possibility to survive.We will measure the length of your penises and if the sum of them combined is under 50 cm you will be free.They start by the German and measure a 25 cm penis.The three start to shiver.Then is the row of French.The cannibals find he has a 24 cm penis.Now both German and French start preying as the cannibals measure the Chinese penis.After half an hour they come out."Guys you are very lucky.The Chinese had 1 cm length so you are free to go."Both German and French hug the Chinese who starts laughing.Later he continues laughing as they walk away from the cannibals.They ask him:Why are you laughing?And the Chinese:"Mates I fooled them.When they measured me I had an erection.''
southern   
19 Sep 2011
Love / Do Polish men make good husbands? [106]

Polki use tak and jescze.They appear to be preconditioned in the view of banknotes,comfort rooms,big houses,good furniture and Balkan power.It works wonders an unbeatable combo and the reflex is a quick self undressing and lezec.
southern   
19 Sep 2011
Love / Do Polish men make good husbands? [106]

I also give Balkan rewards but Polki like pienadze.Anyway the positive behaviour has to appear before the reward is given(as now the case with Greece and euro bail out).
southern   
17 Sep 2011
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1410]

Usually I can spot Polki from one km away.They tell me how did you guess it?Only polish?Not Russian?But you need an exercised eye.I may confuse polish for western Ukrainian or Serbian for Czech sometimes.
southern   
17 Sep 2011
Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

I noticed that Serbs seldom smile too (except of course when an Albanian is burning).For sure this unsmiling image aka Milosevic played a role for the western convinction.

For sure slavic politicians like Putin etc do not share a lot of shining smiles.
southern   
17 Sep 2011
Life / Do you think that Polish people are rude? [951]

How are they rude? Do they flash their boobies? I wouldn't call that rude but exciting :)

I would call this customer service.I like this open decolte service with strict expression and no smile.
southern   
17 Sep 2011
History / POLAND: EASTERN or CENTRAL European country? [1080]

It is the same thing it is expressed as hypocricy in the West and suspicion in Balkans due to cultural historical reasons.
As for maps I was always delighted by the much greater proportion of earth covered by Greece in ancient maps where Scandinavia was a small island and Africa was smaller than Sahara.
southern   
16 Sep 2011
History / What do Poles owe to Germans? [451]

Poland owes to Germany Auschwitz camp one of the most popular attractions visited every year by hundreds of thousands tourists bringing hard currency.
southern   
16 Sep 2011
Love / Do Polish men make good husbands? [106]

It is that bad because I noticed polish women expect from you mechanical and engineering work at home to be able to do repairs,slight construction etc.It seems polish men do that.
southern   
15 Sep 2011
Life / Poland: worst teeth in the world? [98]

And many Jews get now born without golden teeth because they were removed from them by Germans in Auschwitz.Anyway I have noticed that some Polki have strange teeth shapes like too elongated or protruding or shrewd but this can be sign that adds grace and likeability.For sure they lack horse teeth but sometimes tiger quality is expected.
southern   
15 Sep 2011
History / POLAND: EASTERN or CENTRAL European country? [1080]

Usuallly eastern Europe is combined with hot women,booze and excitement.Central is just nature,old architecture and perversions.I don't know why someone would not like eastern taste.
southern   
14 Sep 2011
Genealogy / Polish looks? [1410]

Czesc...Can anyone guess my Ethnicity...?

50% polish,25% ukrainian,25% italian.