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The nature of Polish jokes? [125]
Or another one:A pharmacist gets a young assistant.He decides to let him run the pharmacy for some days to gain experience.The first day the pharmacist asks him:What happened today?-Just an old woman came she had cough and I gave her a syrup.Very good choice answers the pharmacist.Second day:What happened?The assistant says a man came with fever I gave him paracetamol.-Excellent.You learn quickly.
Third day the pharamacist asks:What happened today?-Today boss a woman came to the pharmacy.-How did she look?-Blonde,tall,slim in stillettos and mini skirt till the belly button.-And what did you do?
-I asked her what she wanted.
-And?
-She started unbuttoning her blouse.
-And what did you do?
-I watched.
-What an idiot.And then?
-Then she started licking her lips.She took out her skirt and was left with underwear.She wore stockings.
-And what did you do?
-I watched.
-Bloddy idiot.And then?
-She started undressing her bra and panties.She touched her nipples put her finger in her mouth she laid on the floor with legs open and told me:Baby I cannot see you from horniness.
-And what did you do???
-I gave her collyrium.