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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [77]

he doesn't have a heart

We would be really grateful if you offered him your own heart. As a transplant organ, I mean.
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]

complain about the quality of the coffee

If you drink shyt coffee in your workplace, it is your own choice. Probably to have a topic for interesting conversations. Like: What awful coffee we drink!! which reminds me British small talk about the weather. :):):)

Didn't you eavesdrop by accident?

No, I don`t look at their screens to know what they are talking about with mates.

Indeed, you

Ooo, ta prowokacja z pewnością nie pozostanie bez stanowczej reakcji!!! Ha!!!
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [227]

17 You shall not call decent apes azholes. Simple. Ha!!!! :):):)

PS. Joker, don`t forget to whine about my burning oil in the forum so late. :):)::):) I am taking a day off work tomorrow aka today! Ha!
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [227]

Ten Commandments were written by a

Bs. There were 15 Commandments. You know shyt. Ah!!!! aka Ha!!! hahahaha
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Life / Racism in Poland - the future [558]

It was really unkind.

Unkind of me, of course. I take full responsibility for my input here. Gumi, I am sorry again.
pawian   
18 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

Pawian: you Polish/
Jon: Why would I want that?

Exactly! That is why you are our non Polish darling. :):):)
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

Lay off the

Sorry, darling, I am addicted to this/that kefir. :):):)


  • :):):):)
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

ethanol

Actually, it does. :):):) Check your sources.

I only use it in chłodnik.

Sorry, but it still doesn`t make you Polish so stop bragging. :):):)
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

Drink less.

Mission Impossible, darling. Kefir is my fave drink of all time. :):):
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

I'm surprised

"American" plates in Poland are trifle compared to rapist gangs haunting Britain. You`d better take care of your own country. :):):)
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

The sausages are what I miss most;

This means you are still a Brit at heart. :):):)

ejaculated

Please, don`t do it in food threads. :):):)
Nie przy jedzeniu, jak Boginię kocham! ):):)
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Custom plates in Poland [103]

only fit

Yes and no. :):)

Some drivers deem it fashionable to sport tiny "American" plates though they possess cars which fit regular bigger plates. A few years ago I heard the lawmakers were intent on putting an end to such practices but it seems there were more important issues to deal with.
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Language / Cultural disparities shown through Polish and English languages [195]

Only a sick man would place "mother"

Yes, you once admitted you had hated your mother for being so cold and indifferent towards you. But most males didn`t experience such traumas during their childhood and youth. You are special, sort of.
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [77]

A kind of revenge.

AmaSSing. It shows that Germans did go to the dogs as the media have been suggesting it for a year or two now.
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

They would

Mission Impossible episode 22. :):):) Brits come to Poland to relish on Polish sausage coz theirs is you know what. hahaha

Champignons is just the French

You are mistaking them for champagne now. :):):)
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Polish women who made amazing careers against patriarchal society [106]

Why don`t you ask how many babies Zuckerberg bore???? :):):

Novi, after you reply ZERO, ask yourself another question:

Who is more important for the noble process of saving white race from extinction: Zuckerberg or an ordinary white woman willing to have kids?????? :):):)
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

They make a difference

Of course not. Only Polish country made sausage counts. :):):)

ordinary mushrooms (pieczarki)

I see. While my champignons aren`t pieczarki but mushrooms grown on a distant planet of Champign in the galaxy far far away. :):):):
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Life / What do Polish people talk about? [56]

What do Polish people talk about?

Polish teachers, who are people after all, mostly talk about:

students who:

are reluctant to study hard
are too relaxed about their final exams
are prone to cut classes
are suspected of depending on illegal substances
are rude to teachers
are aggressive to other students
are too romantic towards other students of different or the same gender
are already employed while they should focus on getting proper education first
are mentally disadvantaged
are fans of various weird fashions, movements, organisations, etc.
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [77]

Keep them, Poland.

Yes, according to earlier agreements, we will.
But German police and border guards are known to be too recklessly hasty coz it happened that they sent some migrants without proving they had entered Germany from Poland.
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Life / Racism in Poland - the future [558]

I have to apologize to people who read some of my input on Canada

Wow. Nice. So, to make it even nicer, I apologise to you for calling you names in Poland`s aid to Ukraine thread. It was really unkind. Sorry.
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Travel / Hiking around Zakopane/ Tatra mountains [33]

Have you done any hiking there?

Tens of times. I have lived in southern Poland all my life. :):):) Similarly, you could ask a Londoner if he/she has ever used the tube. hahahaha
Additionally, my parents made me in Rabka Zdrój which is close to the Tatra mountains. That probably made me as stubborn as a typical Polish Highlander. ):):):)
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [615]

Is that part of a candle holder/grave lantern - znicze?

Sorry, no. Hint - it is a culinary riddle, the date is pure coincidence. You can see a utensil and food in it ready for a rare kind of preparation.
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
UK, Ireland / What English food would you serve a Pole? [172]

What English food would you serve a Pole?

I would serve English breakfast coz I like all its ingredients most of which are additionally cooked in my fave style aka fried. Of course, I would use Polish foods instead of British, e.g, sausage.

plus:

black pudding
tomato
beans
egg
champignon
fatty bacon
pawian   
17 Jan 2025
Travel / Transport adventures in Poland [77]

5 hours of waiting at the border in Słubice. Shame.

I read an article on it. Queues are border crossings are German fault.