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Joker   
12 Sep 2022
Life / Giving tips in Poland [235]

Serving*

I think they make some decent tips:)

I remember when I lived in Florida, all the restaurants would add a 15% gratuity to the bill as soon as they heard a Eurp accent. They are notorious No- tippers! They play dumb like they dont understand but we all know its BS. Yet, when you go to Europe its ridiculously expensive.


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Joker   
12 Sep 2022
Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]

No, I will not be retiring to Poland.

I think you would become bored out of your mind after awhile. Buy a summer house and get out of there before coal burning season begins.
Joker   
4 Sep 2022
News / Poland to officially demand $1.32 trillion WW2 reparations from Germany [457]

The fact that they haven't paid anything to Poland is unfair.

Its hard enough to get those weasel Germans to pay for their own defense and you expect them to pay reparations to Poland. Dont hold your breath. Youre better off trying to get blood out of a stone. Germany should become part of RuSSia. Theyre already helping them by supplying weapons to fight Ukraine, right? They should be expelled from NATO for that!
Joker   
3 Sep 2022
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

They can use you for a mattress and purr with satisfaction.

Until it takes a pi$$ on your pillow...

People who are unable to love and don`t know what true love is, prefer dogs. Simple.

So youre an elitist! Not to mention this is the dumbest thing Ive every heard and youre just talking out of your ass as usual.

remain loyal, even to the worst psychopaths.

So says the weirdo who sleeps with stinky Cats! Hahahaha
Joker   
2 Sep 2022
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

If he ignore or treat cat bad then he treat you the same way.

Hahahaha, now thats funny! Its a boat load of BS, but funny!


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Joker   
2 Sep 2022
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

Cats are useless spongers and users of humans.

If you let them..Not to mention those nasty ass stinky litter boxes. I literally dont want that $hit in my house.

And there is nothing worse than the stench of cat pi$$ either. You cant shampoo it out of carpets or anything else.

Ill never have a Cat!

Dogs have loyalty and more brains.

True. Theres a reason why theyre called " man best friend":)
Joker   
31 Aug 2022
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

And then I kissed her on that black pearly wet nose

Too bad it didnt claw your face....lol

Cats are only loyal to whomever feeds it... It couldnt give a rats ass about you otherwise.
Joker   
22 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

h spending 20 hours in the air,

Its only 8 hours from Chicago, still a long flight.

visit some mothballed castles

After your 5th or 6th castle you'll have enough. They all start looking the same after awhile. Its interesting but also extremely boring.

You could go to Zakopane in the winter for skiing.

Or Sopot? They have Bars and a beach, not sure if they swim there bc of the freezing ass water.

It would be nice if "Professor Know it All" would tell us tourists all the exciting places to visit in Poland.

He doesnt know otherwise he would have been flapping his gums bragging about it.

Disney World

I hope your kidding...Woke Disney, they are one of the worst offenders.
Joker   
22 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

Maybe but the UK didn`t survive communism like Poland

Its because they won that war, remember? DUH!

And you call yourself a teacher! LOLOL


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Joker   
21 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

Four pages of an utterly pointless thread. :)

Yet, you still posted on here..lol

Poland is ok but nothing special to write home about. The UK is much nicer.
Joker   
21 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

, if you are bored on vacation in Poland, have a drink of good Polish beer,

Thats why there are so many alcoholics in Poland. There is nothing to do but sit around and drink all the time.

There are some cool clubs in Krakow but how many times can you go there before it gets boring as well.

If you dont drink, bring your pillow lol
Joker   
21 Aug 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [863]

Jews in Auschwitz were not ready to lie to save themselves f

Djokovic

What do you hope to accomplish with this diatribe? It was a sports thread.

How precisely?

See how he conflates different issues? I say its just flat out BS!

Tennis and Auschwitz. He will say anything to glorify Serbia no matter how stupid it sounds.
Joker   
20 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

Because it Poland it is called WC. You were looking for a restroom, not WC

Is this the genius post Im supposed to respond to?

The ones in England have WC and in Poland its mostly Toilety.

I hope your happy now, how's FAGMAG going?
Joker   
19 Aug 2022
Feedback / The birthday of Polish Forums [30]

retirement.

Retirement? Im not as old as you and have plenty of youthful energy left:)

How long have you been on PF?
Joker   
19 Aug 2022
Feedback / The birthday of Polish Forums [30]

(under a long forgotten username, probably my late pet doggie's) in I think 2008. It was the first internet forum I'd used.

Same here, in joined in 2006 under a different U/N. My first forum as well. It was a lot more fun back then, before all the politics.

I have probably been here the longest out of anyone.

Admin is going to buy me a Rolex:)
Joker   
18 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

No restroom.

You would have to pay for the toilet paper if you did find one. I forgot to pay in Krakow and some old babcia started yelling at me while I was taking a pee. Fun times!

FYI, that place is a major tourist destination because of the cathedral and the organ.

Ive heard they have a nice beach or is that Sopot? Either place the water has to be freezing year round, no thanks.

I am afraid I would be bored to death after spending a week in Poland.

2 weeks is long enough. Im telling you guys would have a better time in the UK.

"look here" tourists.

Thats one good thing about Poland. If you want to relax and watch the world go by for a few weeks... Why do you think Cargoo is drunk all the time.

I seen a lot of alcoholics in Poland. They cant put that wodka down:(
Joker   
16 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

There was also loads of loud drunken Brits staggering around Krakow. I dont think they handle alcohol very well.
Joker   
16 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

Strange, because foreigners are often pleasantly surprised by Poland and find it interesting

It wears off quickly though. How many castles can one look at? Krakow was fun bc they have nightlife and its mostly pretty. The part that doesnt have soot all over the buildings that is.

I was even interesting in coming to Poland at one time.

But youre going to miss out on riding on the monkeys tractor!


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Joker   
15 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

I researchedd Poland and found besides Auschwitz Death Camp,

That is Polands #1 tourist destination. I didnt go there when I was in Krakow, its just too depressing for me.

Poland is just not that of an exciting place to visit.

Europe is expensive and the weather is usually gloomy most of the year. Many ppl dont have much money to spend either, so they have kind of an attitude if you do. And since youre an American the automatically assume youre rich.

You can do better with your money rather going to Europe. I want to check out Costa Rica someday.
Joker   
14 Aug 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Germany and Italy they will be forced to allow unions and proper minimum wages.

Ive heard theyre trying to unionize in the US but it failed.

Their model will not make profits in Europe

Good to know, thanks!
Joker   
14 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

Boring starts when the two of you (editorial) just stand there unable to decide what to do next.

I would be bored living in Poland after a month. There really isnt a lot to do and most places are boring and everyone stares at me. Nobody smiles either, except the girls when I speak my broken Polish.
Joker   
14 Aug 2022
Love / Do women like strong men in Poland ? [39]

woman is still usually greeted by a man with a hand kiss (

You really are stuck in a 1940s time warp. Nobody doesnt this anymore.
Joker   
13 Aug 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Last March AMZN was at over $2000 per share so they did a 20:1 split.

Ive been watching but didnt buy, kinda pi$$ed at myself now.... Its still a good price.
Joker   
13 Aug 2022
Life / How does Poland feel about Digital Currency and being Chipped [48]

Then biochips in your brain to track your thoughts.

Then the thought police will come for you..... Orwell was right.

The mark of the Beast is coming and Satan's children are welcoming it.

No way are they chipping me like a dog.

Excellent. Not only convenience but also good for culture.

Spoken like a true commie.. Im sure you miss the good ol days of the 1970s dont you?

Lech should have booted you out of Poland to Russia, Serbia or some other commie flag kissing country. Lol


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