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Posts by Joker  

Joined: 17 Dec 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 31 Oct 2025
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Joker   
19 Aug 2022
Feedback / The birthday of Polish Forums [30]

retirement.

Retirement? Im not as old as you and have plenty of youthful energy left:)

How long have you been on PF?
Joker   
19 Aug 2022
Feedback / The birthday of Polish Forums [30]

(under a long forgotten username, probably my late pet doggie's) in I think 2008. It was the first internet forum I'd used.

Same here, in joined in 2006 under a different U/N. My first forum as well. It was a lot more fun back then, before all the politics.

I have probably been here the longest out of anyone.

Admin is going to buy me a Rolex:)
Joker   
18 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

No restroom.

You would have to pay for the toilet paper if you did find one. I forgot to pay in Krakow and some old babcia started yelling at me while I was taking a pee. Fun times!

FYI, that place is a major tourist destination because of the cathedral and the organ.

Ive heard they have a nice beach or is that Sopot? Either place the water has to be freezing year round, no thanks.

I am afraid I would be bored to death after spending a week in Poland.

2 weeks is long enough. Im telling you guys would have a better time in the UK.

"look here" tourists.

Thats one good thing about Poland. If you want to relax and watch the world go by for a few weeks... Why do you think Cargoo is drunk all the time.

I seen a lot of alcoholics in Poland. They cant put that wodka down:(
Joker   
16 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

There was also loads of loud drunken Brits staggering around Krakow. I dont think they handle alcohol very well.
Joker   
16 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

Strange, because foreigners are often pleasantly surprised by Poland and find it interesting

It wears off quickly though. How many castles can one look at? Krakow was fun bc they have nightlife and its mostly pretty. The part that doesnt have soot all over the buildings that is.

I was even interesting in coming to Poland at one time.

But youre going to miss out on riding on the monkeys tractor!


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Joker   
15 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

I researchedd Poland and found besides Auschwitz Death Camp,

That is Polands #1 tourist destination. I didnt go there when I was in Krakow, its just too depressing for me.

Poland is just not that of an exciting place to visit.

Europe is expensive and the weather is usually gloomy most of the year. Many ppl dont have much money to spend either, so they have kind of an attitude if you do. And since youre an American the automatically assume youre rich.

You can do better with your money rather going to Europe. I want to check out Costa Rica someday.
Joker   
14 Aug 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Germany and Italy they will be forced to allow unions and proper minimum wages.

Ive heard theyre trying to unionize in the US but it failed.

Their model will not make profits in Europe

Good to know, thanks!
Joker   
14 Aug 2022
Travel / I'm so bored in Poland! [129]

Boring starts when the two of you (editorial) just stand there unable to decide what to do next.

I would be bored living in Poland after a month. There really isnt a lot to do and most places are boring and everyone stares at me. Nobody smiles either, except the girls when I speak my broken Polish.
Joker   
14 Aug 2022
Love / Do women like strong men in Poland ? [39]

woman is still usually greeted by a man with a hand kiss (

You really are stuck in a 1940s time warp. Nobody doesnt this anymore.
Joker   
13 Aug 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Last March AMZN was at over $2000 per share so they did a 20:1 split.

Ive been watching but didnt buy, kinda pi$$ed at myself now.... Its still a good price.
Joker   
13 Aug 2022
Life / How does Poland feel about Digital Currency and being Chipped [48]

Then biochips in your brain to track your thoughts.

Then the thought police will come for you..... Orwell was right.

The mark of the Beast is coming and Satan's children are welcoming it.

No way are they chipping me like a dog.

Excellent. Not only convenience but also good for culture.

Spoken like a true commie.. Im sure you miss the good ol days of the 1970s dont you?

Lech should have booted you out of Poland to Russia, Serbia or some other commie flag kissing country. Lol


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Joker   
13 Aug 2022
Off-Topic / Funniest stuff said on PF! Please post the funniest convos, remakes, responses, name calling or whatever. [93]

Rich pretending to drive a Lexus

Ive seen his Lexus with my own eyes. He drives fast too! I was trying to follow him and had a hard time keeping up. He would run circles around you Limeys.

The Serbs thinking their future is with their Russian brothers

Or the Chinese.. I wonder if the Serb Prez kissed the Russian flag yet? They are the worlds biggest ass kissers.

As opposed to those who post to avoid attention.

Why bother even posting then? He can sit on his lazy boy eating carp with a fan blowing on him instead.
Joker   
12 Aug 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Would you buy AMZN for a long term investment?

Theyre expanding into Europe!
Joker   
10 Aug 2022
Food / Polish Christmas Eve Dinner recipes [84]

Joker is a regular American without concrete descent who only has a Polish wife

Wrong again ding dong!

You can turn it around as much as you want, but this is Jewish cuisine.

Oy vey. Its a fact, from Polish Zyd.

Pawian depicting these dishes as Polish is just a lie.

We all know why he keeps a Carp in his bathtub! LOL


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Joker   
9 Aug 2022
Food / Polish Christmas Eve Dinner recipes [84]

You and Milo are uncultured trolls here, not me.

You keep a carp in your bathtub and were the "uncultured" ones? LOLOL
Joker   
7 Aug 2022
Food / Polish Christmas Eve Dinner recipes [84]

Looks and sounds absolutely disgusring.

This is the type of dinner that time has forgotten about, except for the bathtubs of Poland!
Joker   
7 Aug 2022
Food / Polish Christmas Eve Dinner recipes [84]

Carp as bottom feeder for commons

Do you keep a crap in your bathtub around Xmas time like so many other Polocks do?

I seen this one guy had a carp and never refreshed the water and it went belly up. Then is asked, duh what happened to it??? He must have thought it was an Aquarium! LOL
Joker   
7 Aug 2022
Food / Polish cakes made in Poland [115]

Ive never seen but will be looking........ I may go buy some paczki today.
Joker   
31 Jul 2022
Feedback / I love this forum - It's so Polish: tolerant, inconsistent, amusing [337]

Novi, it seems you are addicted to the forum

Nobody logs in more hours than Jimmy. He is here around the clock 365 days a year. Even when he claimed to be on vacation he couldn't refrain from posting. Thats if , there really was a fakecation at all.
Joker   
28 Jul 2022
Off-Topic / Is it worth to stay? [59]

He has been really a cry baby recently.

Then he blames others for exactly what he does...... He doesnt have anything else better to do with his time. You would think a retired guy would be out enjoying the summer weather instead of complaining/arguing on a forum all day long.
Joker   
28 Jul 2022
Off-Topic / Is it worth to stay? [59]

Bad day at work again I see.

Wrong again.....lol

Are you going to cry about the moderation all day again?

What else do you do besides sit on this forum 24/7 whining?

No wonder they took away your reporting button youre nothing but a pain in the ass!
Joker   
28 Jul 2022
Off-Topic / Is it worth to stay? [59]

You snitched so much on people that your Alert button was retracted. :):)

A first in PF history!

Snitch button didn't work at that point in time because of incompatible programming of the P.

What a liar! You admitted it to me in a PM

Let ask the mods to clear it up then?? ( Jimmy starts to sweat)

F- her and the horse she rode in on.

Nice mouth Mr. Religion!

Dont you have anything else better to do with your pathetic life other than complain about a forum you sit on day after day.

Go outside and do sth, you idiot!
Joker   
25 Jul 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Now my secret is out on how I make a supplemental income in the market.

I kind of blows your claim of having such great wealth that you had to come out of retirement to make a few extra bucks. Meaning you never had the money to retire in the first place.

Please keep this thread to talk about stocks, and don't bait.
Joker   
20 Jul 2022
Law / Polish Zloty rates 2011 [26]

This means dollar gained a lot,

How about the Ruble? Ive heard Putan has been doing quite well despite the 1/2 measured sanctions that were supposed to bring the RuSSians to their knees.
Joker   
17 Jul 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

The one with the crooked smoke stack,

Not your Michigan shack that we all have seen before!

Will you be driving your Tesla that doesn't have a battery

I never claimed it was missing a battery that what's your said along with your many other lies. Both cars are fixed and look brand new:)

I am on my way to church.

You cant hide your lies from Jesus, he sees what youre doing here.

Nice Shack, Jimmy! The shed is almost as big as the house, you would be better off in a trailer park! You got the trash part down already! Hahaha


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Joker   
17 Jul 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

(who both can't afford stocks)

How do you know how much money I have? Unlike you who claimed to be retired then had to come out of said retirement to try and earn a few extra bucks playing in the stock market. Go to Walmart, they could always used another old geezer as a door greeter.

If anyone is a Joke its you that cant afford to do anything else but troll a Polish forum 24/7/365 for over a decade.. Nice retirement! LOL

Take a pic of your house and Ill take one of mine and lets compare?

Thats right, you cant afford a camera as we all already know,,,bak, bak ,bak
Joker   
16 Jul 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

Another meltdown full of made up stories ( lies) he created about me...LOL

Hes soooo jealous of everyone else on this forum he has to make up fictitious stories only to brag about himself on a daily basis.

I am done posting my professional stock picks.

Professional??? LOL

Perhaps, you can finally retire now after earring all those commissions from Cargo and Zhole! Hahahaha

First time I contributed to this thread was 5th July

Dont hold your breath, you'll be waiting as long as his imaginary Marlin or helicopter crash photos from his fakecation.