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Posts by Novichok  

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Novichok   
26 Mar 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

You guys remind me of drunken parties when the parents are gone. Eventually, the kids demolish every room in the house.
Novichok   
26 Mar 2022
Off-Topic / Happy Birthday, Rich! [71]

I was just about to post some pics from my bd party but you guys would sh*it on my cake so I gave up on the idea.
Novichok   
26 Mar 2022
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

Nie dosc ze mozna taka butelka dac ruskiemu (generalowi)

Wino ma tylko dwa cele: bol glowy i seks - ale nie z Rosyjskim generalem. Moze z Amerykanskim...Nigdy nie wiesz co jest tam nizej...
Novichok   
26 Mar 2022
Life / Why do so many Polish strive to be accepted by the West? [78]

Should take Poland as an example of common sesnse.

...and multiculturalism. No, they are not going to leave.
In fact, the West will be so proud of you when Poland takes a million men to unite the families. You will be accepted even more when you officially recognize them as a protected minority with special privileges and Poles as second claSS citizens the way the West has done it the UK and Germany.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2022
Off-Topic / Happy Birthday, Rich! [71]

Oh crap, I spend three weeks faking the creases, embossing, and the signatures and the forensic genius here blows it wide open for me. To make it even more realistic, I gave myself "dobry" instead of "genius". Got to try better next time...Like a carbon dating certificate.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2022
Off-Topic / Happy Birthday, Rich! [71]

After 400 bucks worth of whitening? They don't glow in the dark but they are fine.
BTW, how did you like the Russian version of Happy Birthday? And the singer...
Novichok   
24 Mar 2022
History / POLISH AND RUSSIAN FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST FOREVER [513]

were forced or afraid not to attend.

No doubt...just like the American corporations to "donate" to BLM after they were aksed.
Some things are universal and forever.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2022
Off-Topic / Happy Birthday, Rich! [71]

I only wish them what they wish upon themselves. Who am I to oppose their desires?
If they do not want to die from mushroom poisoning, act accordingly. Instead, they installed that tripwire at Russia's doorstep. A very bad idea.

youtu.be/dSbph7U5gVw

I must be famous in Russia. They even organized a party for me with the obligatory "Happy Birthday". I love that song...She sure doesn't look like a transgender to me. No injections were needed...
Novichok   
24 Mar 2022
Off-Topic / Happy Birthday, Rich! [71]

Rich, but I hope you die of cancer (preferably testicular). :)

I want pancreatic. It's quick and 100% effective.
BTW, why do teeth in old guys turn gray and look like sh*it? I just spent 400 to keep mine white - relatively speaking.
Novichok   
22 Mar 2022
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

Glupoty bez bledow bylyby latwiejsze do ztolerowania.
Novichok   
21 Mar 2022
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

jesteśmy dumny.

...dumni, nie "dumny".

jesmemy polacy

...jestesmy Polakami, nie "jesmemy polacy"
...jestesmy Polakami, nie "jestemy polaki"

tych ruski skurwasynychow,

tych ruskich skurwysynow, nie...

Co miales na sniadanie?

Jak zly zart...Polacy piszacy z bledami w ich wlasnym jezyku! Hahahahaha...Gdzie jest pawian?

Jeszcze inny kawal...Cojest twierdzi ze mowi po polsku...hahahahaha...
Novichok   
19 Mar 2022
Po polsku / Dyrdymałki o Niczem 2 [312]

Prwadziwy genius...Ile razy musze to mowic ze nie jestem Polakiem poza DNA? Tak jak nie jestem zonaty z moja pierwsza zona.
To byla metafora. Moja obecna zona jest piewsza i ostatnia.
Hey, cozaidiota, chcesz te wielki dar ode mnie? Przesylka za darmo.

Hey, Paulina, szukalem definicji "matola" i w koncu ja znalazlem dzieki PAKowi.
Matol (def.) - osoba ktore moze powiedziec: Mam w dupie gadki o pieniadzach i jak je dostac.
Nie dokladnie co ten geniusz powiedzial ale dostatecznie blisko.
Novichok   
15 Mar 2022
News / Good news: Poland's PiS to rule at least 12 years -- Morawiecki [91]

Of course, I do. I know that Russians do not have the freedom to bring fags to elementary schools to tell little Russians that gays are as normal as the heteros. Bad Russians. Bad Putin. Totally aweful. How can a nation exist without that freedom?

Anything else Russians can't do that's worth dying for?
Novichok   
15 Mar 2022
Off-Topic / Socialism in 21 century? [96]

There is corruption there too but not on a Russian scale!

One could argue that ten fat Russian oligarchs are better than 10,000 US politicians taking bribes dressed up as speech fees. After they are retired, it's time to who*re - sorry - consult for China and against the US. See: K Street.
Novichok   
7 Mar 2022
Life / Thank You from the U.S. for being so kind to refugees. [14]

High time indeed for the US to continue performing her humanitarian duty

How much should she spend to keep the corrupt Ukrainian swamp in power? The answer is in dollars, not a tear-jerking essay.
Novichok   
7 Mar 2022
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

I am so proud of the Americans for their desire to pay more for everything to send a message to Russia.
Novichok   
2 Mar 2022
History / POLISH AND RUSSIAN FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST FOREVER [513]

I guess you're not.

I am going to forgive you that "you" because you are a nice guy. I lie selectively. Mostly white after "how do you like my dress?"

That is why I resent being called a troll. By definition, trolls lie to pis* you off as the first and the only objective. I don't lie.
Novichok   
2 Mar 2022
History / POLISH AND RUSSIAN FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST FOREVER [513]

Read what the Polish police has to say.

I read it. Now, what is your claim on its basis? That during wars sides lie? Is that the punch line? Or that it's not nice to lie?

.. classic tactic from the Putin stans....

Those bastards. Everybody else is a truth lover.