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Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
22 Sep 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

Nobody can be trusted.

Impossible. Humans wouldn`t have built civilisations without mutual trust and cooperation. Ha! Read scientific papers on human trust - it is one of our inborn features.

Ukrainian gov should definitely reconsider their recent silly attitude to Poland to

Why only Ukrainian and not Polish? Coz the Polish rightist gov are political gangsters who are ready to turn into ugliest swine when they realise such a transformation may give them more support at the elections. Right now it is useless to reason with them - they don`t give a shyt about Ukraine, Russia, whatever. They only want to win the elections and avoid being sent to prisons for all their crimes.
pawian   
22 Sep 2023
News / Future of Polish-Ukrainian relations [669]

Oops, PiS` hostile moves against the import of Ukrainian produce and Ukrainian politicians` infantile reactions are going to influence the relations between two countries. I talked to my students and they are annoyed by Ukrainian "ingratitude." Over the past months Poles have heard from all over the world they are such a wonderful nation who tops the list of countries helping Ukraine. Now they are called Russian collaborators by the Ukrainian president.

My students really don`t like it. One day they will run this country as ministers, business people, civil servants, council members, teachers etc etc. What will they remember from today`s events? That Ukrainians can`t be trusted?? Of course it is a false presumption and I tried to explain it to them, but I am not able to talk to hundred thousands students in Poland.

Ukrainian gov should definitely reconsider their recent silly attitude to Poland to avoid the change of proUkrainian vibe of the Polish public opinion for worse. It would be extremely harmful to both countries - if Ukraine falls, Poland is the next target.

Bobko, you can send this post in full to your headquarters in the Kremlin troll factory, I don`t care. :):)
pawian   
22 Sep 2023
News / Scandals, conflicts, tensions, arguments - real life examples from Poland [492]

A few priests organised a stag priest orgy in the parish house. They also invited a male hooker. All of them had taken aphrodisiacs for a harder performance during the orgy. hahaha One guy had a weak heart and passed out. His orgy mates innitially called the services, but later refused to open the door. The police had to break through and found one of the partyin men lying on floor in bad condition.

I am not shocked. I consider it extremely funny. hahahaha buhahahaha I suppose many Poles think likewise coz I talked to my workmates. It only shows the popular reputation of the RC Church in Poland.

Time to end this crazy celibacy and allow priests to marry, whoever - males or females!
pawian   
22 Sep 2023
Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

Despite the wasps getting a lot of the fruit

yes, wasps and hornets in my area too but they focus on other fruit and leave figs in peace.

And even if a tree gets completely frost bitten and all its upper part dies after severe winter, it will wonderfully recover as long as the root is OK. It happened to my trees about 3 years ago.
pawian   
22 Sep 2023
History / Occupation of Eastern Poland in 1939 [98]

russia always comes to help.

yes, it would be funny if it wasn`t so tragic for those countries invaded by helpful Russians. Why can`t those natural born criminals stick to their natural homeland namely Asian steppes??? I won`t give a shyt what Russians do to and in China, for example.
pawian   
22 Sep 2023
Life / What's the best Polish radio station? [36]

We should add - rightist PIS state radio stations. . Yes, I never listen to that crap coz I have bad memories of similar propaganda from commie times.

But PiS knows what they are doing. 2.5 million households in Poland, so a few million people, are able to receive only state channels and stations.

it will be funny when those state media return to normal after PIS is defeated. The viewers and listeners will get a huge shock. hahahaha Fekking homo sovieticuses.
pawian   
22 Sep 2023
Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

brown turkey

I have the same stuff.

I have just recalled I started this thread writing about fig trees and even showing a pic of one.

Quote from post 21
In the first post you can see a fig tree still in the pot, it has one fig. I put three such saplings into the ground in spring 2017 and look at one of them in 2018.

Wow! It means those currently 3 meter tall trees are only 6 years old? Amasing!
pawian   
22 Sep 2023
Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

in the desert

Fig trees don`t grow in the desert. But it has been warm or hot enough for them to grow a record number of fruit.

They are quite big now. The fruit giver is on the right. No fruit on the left one. Strange. Another natural mystery to solve - they both receive a similar amount of direct sunlight which is a must in their case.


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pawian   
22 Sep 2023
Life / Unique medical treatments/practices/remedies from Poland [21]

bronchitis will go away, gingivitis will come,

Yes, will come and never go. Fortunately, I have no teeth, even false ones coz I put them somewhere and due to chronic sclerosis, I don`t remember where. hahahaha

I hope you feel better today.

Yes, much better, thanks. In the morning I took the last but one half of the antibiotic pill. Now I have only one half left. Fekk! It means I will have to go to a doctor when bronchitis occurs again, for a new supply of med. There is nothing perfect in this world.

Years back I was told the same thing by my Polish friend,

The mistake happened coz I was half blind and too tired to check exactly what I was looking up. I looked for the inflammation of bronchial passages and didn`t` notice I chose the wrong translation.
pawian   
21 Sep 2023
Life / Unique medical treatments/practices/remedies from Poland [21]

your teeth

What teeth?????? hahahaha buhahahaha

Hope this helps!

It would if it could. hahahaha

PS. Btw, now I checked the word and it should be bronchitis, not gingivitis. hahahaha It only shows what condition I was in yesterday. :):):)
Funny.
pawian   
21 Sep 2023
Life / Polish folk-themed pop music? [30]

Do you remember Kukiz? The Parliament member affiliated with PiS. Fekking traitor! :):):)
But contrary to Russian music which I once liked but stopped listening to for obvious reasons, I still listen to Kukiz and his rock group Piersi (Breasts). They made a few dozen songs which I still love .

Among them there are many folk pastiche songs. Energetic rock combined with the fiddle and accordeon, played to the rhythm of polka or other fast dances.

Check it out - the best folk rock song by Piersi:

You cheated on me!



1. You cheated on me girl
i wanted to give you everything
you were supposed to be my only one
and I became lonely
pawian   
21 Sep 2023
Life / The climate for gardening in Poland [340]

I have just eaten the second fig this year. There are still 2 growing on the branches but I doubt they will ripen before cold temps.

I was wrong again. The weather has been intermittently sunny and warm or even hot for a few weeks now. Today I have eaten another fig (delicious again) and spotted about 10 new figs growing on other branches. It is incredible coz I hadn`t seen them before - they must be some late occurence. Latent, too. Normally, fig trees start producing fruit in May, even before leaves come out. Did those newly discovered figs come into being in May but were so small I hadn`t found them and they started growing only recently ??? Amasing processes......
pawian   
21 Sep 2023
Life / Unique medical treatments/practices/remedies from Poland [21]

Thanks. I am almost fine now, only the runny nose is still the problem.

I can recommend it without hesitation .

However, if you think I achieved it with my old housewife`s treatment described above, you are wrong. At 3 am I woke up, sweating like a horse which was my aim. But I still coughed painfully and felt awful. I realised the condition was too acute for natural remedies, so I took half an antibiotic pill which I had been keeping in my supply as a leftover after the previous treatment for similar ailment a few years ago. Being at work, I took the other half

PS. Now I am looking at the box of the medicine and the expiry date is 08.2018. I went to the doctor for a prescription over 5 years ago??? Amasing! The time goes so fast ..............(:(:(:(:

Just in case - don`t preach to me about taking old medicine. Antibiotics don`t get old. I just tested it on myself. :):):)

it always helps me

Sorry, I was too optimistic this time. I have to remember this case when it didn`t work. :):)
pawian   
21 Sep 2023
News / Referendum to decide about exotic immigrants in Poland [559]

holland made a film for the PO

I didn`t know it. Prove it, please.
It seems you are negatively obsessed with PO. Just like me about PiS but the difference is that I can prove everything I say while you can`t. :):):)

i come from activist background.

Yes, it was anarchosyndicalists or sth. :):):)
pawian   
20 Sep 2023
Life / Unique medical treatments/practices/remedies from Poland [21]

I am currently suffering from gingivitis. I always get it after a few days of common cold due to the deviated septum in my nose which causes the inflammation of sinuses and then the phlegm full of bacteria goes down into my breathing pipes.

Remedy:
My wife has just rubbed my back with Ben-Gay ointment. On the chest I have used the amber spirit tincture. I am going to put on a t-shirt and a thick warm winter shirt plus tracksuit bottoms and go to bed to sweat off the sickness.

I can recommend it without hesitation coz it always helps me. Writing it I am already feeling the improvement from the burning stuff on my chest and back.

See you tomorrow, as fit as a fiddler on the roof, as usual. :):):)
pawian   
20 Sep 2023
News / Referendum to decide about exotic immigrants in Poland [559]

the cringe party that points violations of human rights

You say party, I say Donald Tusk. He is the party. Just like JKaczyński is PiS. That`s how it works here.
That is why, tell me where and when exactly Donald Tusk pointed to such violations within the last 2 years.
pawian   
20 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]

Women cooperate, have friends, and share their emotions.

Exactly. That is why they should rule the world.

Men compete, don't trust other men,

That is why they mustn`t rule the world.

That's why they die earlier.

I can`t wait. The more men die, the better this world will be. Simple. Women can reproduce through parthenogenesis. Like in the film. Let males get extinct like woolly mammoths at last.
pawian   
20 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

ll you can do is to use

No, darling, we can also use the ballot paper. Amassing amnesia of yours..... :):):)
pawian   
20 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]

I make decisions based 100% on what is good for me. Period. What is good for society is another matter and is not my problem

Yes, but you don`t live on a desert island, you live in a society, without it you wouldn`t survive a year of your life.

Neither would I give a fu*ck if some moron stole it from me and killed 100 kids

Even if one of those kids was your grandkid???? Incredible things you are now saying. .
pawian   
19 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

You see? That is why we need to do everything to block guys like you - brown nazionalistiche boys - from entering the parliament. You are as harmful as bolshevik swine in Animal Farm.

BTW, did you know that PIS invited some brown shirt fascist guys to represent the party in the future parliament?? Lech Kaczyński, the one who died in the air crash, is turning in his grave seeing what his mad brother is doing in and to Poland.
pawian   
19 Sep 2023
News / Unfulfilled promises by PiS [559]

PIS means Law and Justice. However, those political gangsters and corrupt visa mafia members sneer at their own guidelines.
An opposition female Parliament member was dragged to the police car during a demonstration. It was a violation of parliamentary immunity, sth really incredible in a European country. Russian standards come to mind.

Also, it reminds me of The Animal Farm which I read in original at uni in communist times. The bolshevik swine breed and train their own police dogs to intimidate the rest of farm animals.

I hope one day those PIS police dogs will answer for their deeds - both low rank stooges and their commanders as well.


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pawian   
19 Sep 2023
Life / Poles are not racist [873]

Poles are not racist

Only a little bit. Especially when they call certain variety of black radish Murzynka - Negress.
Once I accepted it as normal coz it is one of my fave veg in wintertime. Multiple advantages for health: full of vitamins and minerals, a lot of fiber, spicy. Black radish is also excellently beneficial for your hair (pity I learnt about it too late, I wouldn`t be nearly all bald now)

But on second thoughts, I deem it offensive. Let`s name it differently. Any ideas?


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pawian   
19 Sep 2023
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]

Mocking it and yapping it to post some obvious issues AS If I wasn't aware of it is insulting to me.

But you perform the same operation on others here, so why such a hypocrite, darling??? You don`t like the same dish served to you?? So improve and you won`t get it.
pawian   
19 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]

Exactly.

What unnerves me are his stupid leftist opinions based on his pacifist inclinations.

Not pacifist but deeply reasonable inclinations of a decent person who knows that wide access to guns only contributes to more violence instead of reducing it.

After 50 years of absence from Poland, I often would find it easier to communicate in English than in Polish!

That`s natural. If you spent 50 years on a desert island, you wouldn`t speak any language at all.
Just look at you , happily grinning coz you are devoid of any communication problems whatsoever.


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