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Novichok   
26 Aug 2023
Food / Polish Pizza !! The best in the world? [330]

I remember buying a raincoat for 1800zl in 196x na Chmielnej. My first salary after graduation from WUT was 1500 zl.
1500-1800=GFO so I left.

As far as pizza...There is a simple rule to follow...If it's delicious, don't eat it. What's good for you is barely passable.
Novichok   
26 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

In the meantime, in the land of the insane...Quoting dailymail.com:

Trans woman is paid $160k by New York state after she was 'misgendered' by staff at all-male jail where she was an inmate and forced to remove her acrylic NAILS without the proper tools

Holland, 25 says she was 'routinely harassed and misgendered' by staff

This insanity is at the point of no return when a major publication is too afraid to write trans "woman" and use the correct pronoun "he".

Memo to daily mail: Hey, a-holes, it's a dude with a dick so that "she" is actually a he. Ask him if he was raped vaginally to remove any doubts. If he were she, she would be pregnant by now.
Novichok   
26 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

So how many genders are there in Poland?
Do you follow the Putin gender theory or Biden's?

If that is too hard to answer, how about the definition of "woman"? You have them in Poland so should be relatively easy.

Here, in America, nobody knows...even lawyers.
Novichok   
26 Aug 2023
Off-Topic / Russian Views On Poland and Vice Versa [414]

You're using English language

No, I don't. If I was using English, I would write programme and colour. Luckily, I know the correct spelling.

"There is a complete collapse and disintegration of the system in America"

...unless your last name is Trump. Then the system comes out of its normal stupor and goes into overdrive.
Novichok   
26 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

OK, what is the rate of trans intolerance per 100,000 in Wroclaw vs. Warsaw? Or any other major city...

Hey, I asked that question 12 hours ago...

What's going on? Are you all illiterate or just ignorant?
Novichok   
26 Aug 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [239]

God asks little Johnny:

G: Why are you crying, my little boy?
J: Because I am weak and slow and the boys laugh at me when I always come in last...boohoo...
G: Please don't cry. Just go to school tomorrow, tell them you are now a girl and beat the crap out of them because I made them weaker and slower to make boys like you happy.

J; But I am not a girl...boohoo...
G: I know but don't let that stop you. Under the rules, all they need is that you self-identify as a girl.
J: You mean I can keep my peepee and the rest?
G: You sure can. Just tell them that you are a girl.
J: Will I be able to marry a girl later and have babies?
G: Absolutely. Just don't let them do chemical castration to you and you will be fine.
J: You are so smart, Mr. God. I love you! Moooom, did you hear this?

Technically, this is not a joke about God and the boy. It's meant to be a joke on the girls that still play along. Yes, I know it should be shorter.
Novichok   
26 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

And this: How many genders are in Poland?

In the despotic Russia, they have only 2. In America, we have 100. What about Poland?
Novichok   
26 Aug 2023
Life / In need of good Polish jokes about Polish culture, people, etc [239]

God asks little Mary::

G: Why are you crying, my dear?

K: I trained how to swim all my life and lost to a 100-kilogram pos with a big dick who said he was a girl like me! Boo hoo...

G: Sorry, kid. I am powerless so SFTU and learn how to play piano.
Novichok   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

I read that, Crn3, and started dreaming about SS. They would fix this BS in less than 10 minutes. NKVD in 5.
OK, that was mean. How about a cold shower for 20 minutes in the morning.
Novichok   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

It did. This thread is about visiting Wrocław while being transgender.

This title is the stupidest tiltle ever written. Why not: Transgenders in Wroclaw, on Fridays, after midnight when the temperature is less than 15C and the moon is full.

Even as is it is so stupid...A trans freak can go anywhere. What is so special about Wroclaw...

Just don't go to a bar and say: Hey, guys, I am a trans freak. My tits are fake but I have a usable new hole you are welcome to for 100 zloty.

If you don't do that you will be fine.
Novichok   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

Homosexual teachers are 90-100 times more likely to molest students than normal teachers.
As I already said, the US would greatly benefit from the Chinese invasion. They execute people who don't read memos.
In the US, that is done by inmates. Good inmates...
Novichok   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

but you made it sound as if it was happening all over Germany,

I didn't make anything ..That quote was from the article Crn3 posted the link to in #418.

The kindergarten then canceled the project."

Not good enough. The moron who proposed it should be executed.

Well, this thread went off-topic long ago...

No, it did not. The thread is about the lying perverts aka "transgenders". No, you cannot change your gender and anyone who says it's possible is a damn liar.

Thank God we have posters like Crn3. I believe every word he writes here. Like: LGBTQ people can adopt children, religious Christians cannot.
Novichok   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

Daycare centers in Germany are under fire for promoting the use of "sexual exploration rooms" where young children are encouraged to touch themselves and engage in sexual games with other children.

We nuked the wrong country.
Novichok   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

Somebody here asked me what I do about trans freaks...

The short answer is: Everything I can that is legal and moral.

Today, as I was waiting when my Lexus was being washed, I approached two twenty-something women by the coffee machine and asked this: How do feel about males competing with females in women's sports?

This conversion was the best one they had this week, I was told. Before we parted, I told them never to engage the freaks in a serious debate. They will outscream you and outtalk you.

The only way to win is by mocking them to death.
Novichok   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Straight and Visiting Gdańsk [20]

Somebody should publish the LGBT mosaic of madness for individuals and couples.

For example, a man who self-identifies as a woman but didn't undergo surgery cannot be equal to the one who did. We clearly need different nouns for them.

Or a transgender "woman" who said oops and transitioned back, is "she" a transgender "man" now or just a moron who is unsure what heshe wants?

A trans "woman" "dating" a man...Is "she" gay or straight?

Also, should a full disclosure be required by law? Like this: Before we start dating, please be advised that I am a transgender woman with a very usable hole. Or, alternately, with a perfectly functioning penis.

And then this: When posting, it's easy and proper to use quotation marks around "woman" since there are no trans women. Only trans "women".

How do we do it in speech? Two-finger, two-handed, double wiggle while saying "woman"?

So many questions...
Novichok   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Straight and Visiting Gdańsk [20]

Nothing personal...Just asking...If you decided to self-identify as a woman. would that make your girlfriend a lesbian?
Novichok   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Transgender and visiting Wroclaw [467]

Question for LGBTs...

Where would you rather live?

1. On an island that is 10% "gay" and 90% hetero or
2. On an island that is 90% "gay" and 10% hetero?
Novichok   
25 Aug 2023
Travel / Being Straight and Visiting Gdańsk [20]

I was really hoping to extend my stay

for a penis-shortening surgery.

I think yor are confusing stay with a penis. Normally, people extend their penises and shorten their stay after the surgery.
Novichok   
24 Aug 2023
Life / Racism in Poland - the future [558]

Ah ok that explains it then.

Your sarcasm is exquisite. And deserved...

There are very few people from the African continent in Sweden.

Why any?
Novichok   
24 Aug 2023
Life / Racism in Poland - the future [558]

When Europe opened its doors to blacks, what the hell did the Euro rulers think they would be getting?

Here is the answer:

1.Botswana...96.87 per 100k
2.Lesotho...89.29 per 100k
3.Grenada...8.87 per 100k
4.Eswatini...82.73 per 100k
5.South Africa...70.22 per 100k

The next question is: Why? Why did those white morons let all that black scum in? And why didn't they ask their voters if they liked the idea?

White stupidity is the worst stupidity known to mankind because it is based on guilt not rational thinking women are not capable of.

Girlie men like the Swedes are a curse...