Novichok
22 Sep 2023
Travel / Poles as tourists in foreign countries [93]
Google "drunk Irish aholes". It's all there...
Details please.
Google "drunk Irish aholes". It's all there...
Novichok
22 Sep 2023
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]
Lyzko: Mr. Intruder, I see that you broke my front door, killed my dog, and now you are in my bedroom. Would you kindly explain what your intentions are since this will determine if I will live or die? I don't mind dying as long as my carpet is not stained. While you are trying to decide, how about a cup of coffee?
Lyzko: Mr. Intruder, I see that you broke my front door, killed my dog, and now you are in my bedroom. Would you kindly explain what your intentions are since this will determine if I will live or die? I don't mind dying as long as my carpet is not stained. While you are trying to decide, how about a cup of coffee?
Novichok
22 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]
This disgusting freak thinks she is attractive...
This disgusting freak thinks she is attractive...
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Novichok
21 Sep 2023
History / What do Poles owe to Germans? [451]
Within a couple of hundred miles, sharing two small islands, Irish, Welsh, Scots, English...what a damn mess...some guys wearing skirts and bras...Do they shave their legs regularly or just before dates?
Most Brits are not Anglo-Saxon at all because of course British also includes Scots and Welsh.
Within a couple of hundred miles, sharing two small islands, Irish, Welsh, Scots, English...what a damn mess...some guys wearing skirts and bras...Do they shave their legs regularly or just before dates?
Novichok
21 Sep 2023
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]
What questions would you ask, Lyzko?
Good question, Cargo.
and ask questions later.
What questions would you ask, Lyzko?
What questions?
Good question, Cargo.
Novichok
21 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]
Mine don't, never did, and never will.
who seek to understand their ancestral culture.
Mine don't, never did, and never will.
Novichok
21 Sep 2023
News / Polish immigrants contribute to the world [42]
Germany and Poland should switch to American. Problem solved.
Germany and Poland should switch to American. Problem solved.
Novichok
21 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]
Bilingual is like bisexual. One too many.
I am supremely glad my daughters are monolingual. They never came to me to tell me how much they missed Polish.
It also removed the option of moving to Poland and leaving us behind the way I left my parents.
BTW, I would happily donate my Polish if I knew how to do it.
Bilingual is like bisexual. One too many.
I am supremely glad my daughters are monolingual. They never came to me to tell me how much they missed Polish.
It also removed the option of moving to Poland and leaving us behind the way I left my parents.
BTW, I would happily donate my Polish if I knew how to do it.
Novichok
21 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]
Other than that, my post is spot on, bordering on awesome...
I do, too, except for Orientals. These people don't even look at you...never mind nodding or saying "thanks"....
You forgot to mention 'American'.
Other than that, my post is spot on, bordering on awesome...
I hold open doors for both men and women.
I do, too, except for Orientals. These people don't even look at you...never mind nodding or saying "thanks"....
Novichok
20 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]
Are we talking about another form of "go fu*ck yourself"?
Women can reproduce through parthenogenesis.
Are we talking about another form of "go fu*ck yourself"?
Novichok
20 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]
No. I will not give a fu*ck how many kids died from my AR in somebody's evil hands since the US ruling mafia doesn't give a fu*ck how many Americans die from:
1. Open borders and drugs
2. Drunk drivers
3. Black thugs
4. Foreign wars
5. Abortions
...all of them preventable to a degree that would matter. My stolen AR would be taking a pis* into Niagara Falls and calling it a smelly sewer.
Just simple yes or no.
No. I will not give a fu*ck how many kids died from my AR in somebody's evil hands since the US ruling mafia doesn't give a fu*ck how many Americans die from:
1. Open borders and drugs
2. Drunk drivers
3. Black thugs
4. Foreign wars
5. Abortions
...all of them preventable to a degree that would matter. My stolen AR would be taking a pis* into Niagara Falls and calling it a smelly sewer.
Novichok
20 Sep 2023
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]
Sure. I can also take a short flight to the sidewalk when I clean my windows. Or confuse 30 with 80 and kill a couple of kids crossing the street.
I never clean my guns. They are self-cleaning when bullets go down the barrel.
accidentally shoot yourself
Sure. I can also take a short flight to the sidewalk when I clean my windows. Or confuse 30 with 80 and kill a couple of kids crossing the street.
I never clean my guns. They are self-cleaning when bullets go down the barrel.
Novichok
20 Sep 2023
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]
The beauty of a gun at home is that it gives the owner options: fight or beg.
No gun, no options. I don't like begging.
The beauty of a gun at home is that it gives the owner options: fight or beg.
No gun, no options. I don't like begging.
Novichok
20 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]
Excellent question. Here is my best shot at the answer.
Women cooperate, have friends, and share their emotions.
Men compete, don't trust other men, and suffer in silence - a truly deadly combination. That's why they die earlier.
Why is it like that?
Excellent question. Here is my best shot at the answer.
Women cooperate, have friends, and share their emotions.
Men compete, don't trust other men, and suffer in silence - a truly deadly combination. That's why they die earlier.
Novichok
20 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]
You are failing Logic 101.
If you follow it further, I should not own a car because somebody may steal it and run over a person I love or even me.
Life is not 0 vs. 100%. It's a lottery with certain probabilities of outcomes multiplied by the severity of those outcomes. Even if the probability of a home invasion is extremely low, the outcome may be extremely high. That made being unarmed unacceptable to me. Your math may be different since you live in a different and saner country. I am jealous...
No.
"Show me where my English is coming up short" ... in this post ... now ... at this very moment...as I am typing...
I had no intention of debating the quality of my English in thousands of my previous posts.
Feel free to catch errors and lack of clarity in my future posts while adjusting for the fact that posts are not books.
Yours need a translator or at least the kind of effort few here are willing to make.
Even if one of those kids was your grandkid????
You are failing Logic 101.
If you follow it further, I should not own a car because somebody may steal it and run over a person I love or even me.
Life is not 0 vs. 100%. It's a lottery with certain probabilities of outcomes multiplied by the severity of those outcomes. Even if the probability of a home invasion is extremely low, the outcome may be extremely high. That made being unarmed unacceptable to me. Your math may be different since you live in a different and saner country. I am jealous...
Show me where my English is coming up short.
"....where my English COMES up short." (simply rather than progressive present).
No.
"Show me where my English is coming up short" ... in this post ... now ... at this very moment...as I am typing...
I had no intention of debating the quality of my English in thousands of my previous posts.
Feel free to catch errors and lack of clarity in my future posts while adjusting for the fact that posts are not books.
Yours need a translator or at least the kind of effort few here are willing to make.
Novichok
20 Sep 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [947]
...and that she is not one of those:
https://polishforums.com/life/poland-women-hatred-stereotyping-popular-88085/6/#msg1929623
Hope you find her :)
...and that she is not one of those:
https://polishforums.com/life/poland-women-hatred-stereotyping-popular-88085/6/#msg1929623
Novichok
20 Sep 2023
Life / Why is women-hatred and stereotyping so popular in Poland? [181]
...only on naivete, obedience, mindless trust, bootlicking, and their main weapon - lying and fake sobbing. Unmatched...World champions...Including bringing their own kids to near death for attention...showing off their butts and tits everywhere...embarrassing their husbands and boyfriends at the Oscars and similar events...parading bra-less, even if their breasts beg for one...confusing dental floss with beachwear...imagining that men get aroused by more, not less...thinking that they are equal to men...and that they could run the world just like men except better...claiming that men get paid more only because they have dicks...and that killing an unborn human being is a right and healthcare...
Did I miss anything?
Women definitely don't have a monopoly on stupidity.
...only on naivete, obedience, mindless trust, bootlicking, and their main weapon - lying and fake sobbing. Unmatched...World champions...Including bringing their own kids to near death for attention...showing off their butts and tits everywhere...embarrassing their husbands and boyfriends at the Oscars and similar events...parading bra-less, even if their breasts beg for one...confusing dental floss with beachwear...imagining that men get aroused by more, not less...thinking that they are equal to men...and that they could run the world just like men except better...claiming that men get paid more only because they have dicks...and that killing an unborn human being is a right and healthcare...
Did I miss anything?
Novichok
20 Sep 2023
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]
Hey, Lyzko, assume that after calling 911 they will send two cops with guns. If you call 811 they will send two social workers without guns.
Other than suicidal gun-hating morons, who and why would ever call 811? Which one would you call after that ear-damaging alarm destroys your hearing? 811 or 911?
Hey, Lyzko, assume that after calling 911 they will send two cops with guns. If you call 811 they will send two social workers without guns.
Other than suicidal gun-hating morons, who and why would ever call 811? Which one would you call after that ear-damaging alarm destroys your hearing? 811 or 911?
Novichok
20 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]
I still like you, pawian, but this sentence is stupid. Here is why...
I make decisions based 100% on what is good for me. Period. What is good for society is another matter and is not my problem. For example, AR-15s are bad for society. You know...mass shootings, schools, dead kids...
I will never buy one because they are bad for me in self-defense situations. That's the ONLY reason why I didn't buy one yet, not because of statistics.
Neither would I give a fu*ck if some moron stole it from me and killed 100 kids because the leftists like Lyzko didn't make American schools as safe as those in Israel.
Show me where my English is coming up short.
a decent person who knows that wide access to guns only contributes to more violence instead of reducing it.
I still like you, pawian, but this sentence is stupid. Here is why...
I make decisions based 100% on what is good for me. Period. What is good for society is another matter and is not my problem. For example, AR-15s are bad for society. You know...mass shootings, schools, dead kids...
I will never buy one because they are bad for me in self-defense situations. That's the ONLY reason why I didn't buy one yet, not because of statistics.
Neither would I give a fu*ck if some moron stole it from me and killed 100 kids because the leftists like Lyzko didn't make American schools as safe as those in Israel.
@Rich & Ironside, you're both merely projecting your own lack of English skills.
Show me where my English is coming up short.
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [947]
The fact that she was drop-dead gorgeous and I was barely passable was a great motivator.
Later, she told me that they were already going through a divorce. I am mentioning it to protect her reputation.
See... this is what I need!
The fact that she was drop-dead gorgeous and I was barely passable was a great motivator.
Later, she told me that they were already going through a divorce. I am mentioning it to protect her reputation.
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]
I said "vomit", not "unnerve". Two different things.
As with any leftist, Lyzko can't last past question 2. What unnerves me are his stupid leftist opinions based on his pacifist inclinations.
Since this thread is about languages, this should make his head explode...
My default language, like yours, is English. After 50 years of absence from Poland, I often would find it easier to communicate in English than in Polish! The reason: when I speak in English the other person does the same and gives me the advantage because then he or she speaks slower, and uses simple words. No, it's not my age. I never miss a word in America.
That's exactly what happened at Gdansk station where the background noise was terrible and that bullet-proot glass didn't help any. So, out of desperation, I switched to English, and from this point on all went quickly and well.
I said "vomit", not "unnerve". Two different things.
As with any leftist, Lyzko can't last past question 2. What unnerves me are his stupid leftist opinions based on his pacifist inclinations.
Since this thread is about languages, this should make his head explode...
My default language, like yours, is English. After 50 years of absence from Poland, I often would find it easier to communicate in English than in Polish! The reason: when I speak in English the other person does the same and gives me the advantage because then he or she speaks slower, and uses simple words. No, it's not my age. I never miss a word in America.
That's exactly what happened at Gdansk station where the background noise was terrible and that bullet-proot glass didn't help any. So, out of desperation, I switched to English, and from this point on all went quickly and well.
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [947]
How many kids do you have?
Bobko, never try to convince yourself that "she is one". It must be sudden and immediate, "from first sight", as they say.
I knew I would marry her in the first 10 seconds when I met my wife at a party in 1969 she went to with her husband.
I don't think that's the healthiest outlook on having kids...
How many kids do you have?
Bobko, never try to convince yourself that "she is one". It must be sudden and immediate, "from first sight", as they say.
I knew I would marry her in the first 10 seconds when I met my wife at a party in 1969 she went to with her husband.
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]
I am anal about things but I never have any problems with Iron's posts.
Lyzko's make me want to vomit - especially when he dispenses advice about guns in America, a country with 400,000,000 of them out there and almost as many deranged morons on fentanyl or just drunk.
while your own posts are unbearably tangled by your dyslexia.
I am anal about things but I never have any problems with Iron's posts.
Lyzko's make me want to vomit - especially when he dispenses advice about guns in America, a country with 400,000,000 of them out there and almost as many deranged morons on fentanyl or just drunk.
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]
Even a poet should be able to say Fu*ck you, a*shole. I hate your guts clearly.
Or: I am a slimy coward and have no damn idea how to defend my wife when a couple of drugged-up idiots invade my house.
Simple is good.
Come on, guys. Lyzko is a poet
Even a poet should be able to say Fu*ck you, a*shole. I hate your guts clearly.
Or: I am a slimy coward and have no damn idea how to defend my wife when a couple of drugged-up idiots invade my house.
Simple is good.
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [947]
Men want love. Women want a nest. HUGE difference...
you can't even really love her?
Men want love. Women want a nest. HUGE difference...
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [947]
If you ever marry one, NEVER buy life insurance.
If you turn stupid and do just that because "it's a proper thing to do", one day you will be the subject of another Snapped.
Also: Separate accounts plus a prenup.
Staying married is tough. Don't make it worse by marrying a foreigner or a woman of different faith. Or a woke leftist...
Please keep in mind that women lie all the time and can rationalize everything - including killing you for money or because you want the custody of your kids.
They kill less often than men but when they do, their cruelty has no bounds. Like poisoning their husbands over weeks and watching them die a slow and painful death. There is a reason why Munchhausen by proxy is their mental disorder. If they can bring their own child to near death for 15 minutes of attention, killing you for one million bucks policy is nothing.
Again, I am a terrible person.
If you ever marry one, NEVER buy life insurance.
If you turn stupid and do just that because "it's a proper thing to do", one day you will be the subject of another Snapped.
Also: Separate accounts plus a prenup.
Staying married is tough. Don't make it worse by marrying a foreigner or a woman of different faith. Or a woke leftist...
Please keep in mind that women lie all the time and can rationalize everything - including killing you for money or because you want the custody of your kids.
They kill less often than men but when they do, their cruelty has no bounds. Like poisoning their husbands over weeks and watching them die a slow and painful death. There is a reason why Munchhausen by proxy is their mental disorder. If they can bring their own child to near death for 15 minutes of attention, killing you for one million bucks policy is nothing.
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]
Lyzko, learn how to write well in English.
Your posts are painful to read.
Lyzko, learn how to write well in English.
Your posts are painful to read.
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
Law / The right to own guns: would you support such legislation in Poland? [2237]
When did you install yours? Where did you buy it?
A loud, ultra-sensitive alarm at the front door or gate will scare off the most hardened home invader(s), trust me!
When did you install yours? Where did you buy it?
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
UK, Ireland / Raising Bilingual Children - How are you teaching your children? Your experiences? [74]
I follow the rule that says: Don't sing if you can't sing well.
That's why I gave up tennis years ago.
and the second language won't be on par with the first/main one!
I follow the rule that says: Don't sing if you can't sing well.
That's why I gave up tennis years ago.
Novichok
19 Sep 2023
News / Russian criticism of Poland - Soviet war memorial removal [332]
Let me help you with your overly patriotic logic...
From my perspective, or, to put it crudely, as far as my own ass goes, Poland does not matter. What mattered to me was that the Soviets did me or anyone I knew no harm. I actually liked their war movies.
Call what you want ... liberation, occupation, subjugation...the fact is that the day the Soviets told the German Auschwitz crew that the gig was up, the smoke and the stench stopped.
For this, I am personally grateful to the "barbarians". I like clean air.
You fail to realise that a sentence written like: "Soviets died by liberating Poland" is akin to:
Let me help you with your overly patriotic logic...
From my perspective, or, to put it crudely, as far as my own ass goes, Poland does not matter. What mattered to me was that the Soviets did me or anyone I knew no harm. I actually liked their war movies.
Call what you want ... liberation, occupation, subjugation...the fact is that the day the Soviets told the German Auschwitz crew that the gig was up, the smoke and the stench stopped.
For this, I am personally grateful to the "barbarians". I like clean air.