Real Estate / Can a German Citizen buy a piece of Land to build house in Poland? [14]


Depends on the gmina the property is under and the local laws for the subdivision of a property like how far should the building is from the road or the minimum size of the plot,accessability to the property etcBesides notariusz you will need a local lawyer(as he will know the local gmina laws)also.I subdivided a industrial plot in Sidelce,took me almost 8 months but that was in 2011,I assume same laws apply for residential property.

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Again you immigrant brain is so small to come on conclusions without knowing the facts like in that land thread that the OP was a non EU/Schengen citizen IDIOT Yes cuz we grew up a relative from Poland who lost his both parents in an accident..


They didnt steal diapers like you INFERIOR one here who just bought a burial plot as a LAND lololololol


With a painful VULVA:)))


I see the homosexual with Aids is still sniffing.Habbits die hard.

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Dont know but there are places where homosexuals with Aids live.


Oh God,another plot to make people listen to a fat cow moo.


lol I can imagine the homoiexual with Aids and the diaper stealing/sniffing nanny clinching and grinding there teeth lol.

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Buying a burial plot dont count as buying a property for house.


Just like the nannies we hired for close to 2 decades.LOL like you are also.


In a rented commi flat in a ghetto suburb of Warsaw.

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lolololol that rented commi flat in the ghetto suburb of Warsaw lolol
Just like your bum chum Blank Shooter owned a flat but couldnt afford to pay his credit

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NO,I will not let you.........................................................................Yeah you may BARK, Inferior DIAPER stealing nanny married to a RICH husband.LOL and no knowledge of buying land in Poland.


No you are a INFERIOR diaper stealing nanny.

Life / Buying groceries in poland. Poles don't buy name-brand foods? [35]


For Tuna Salad???

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Time to make an appointment at 'Vision Express Super Optyk"
I remember reading Ams complaining about it. :):)
My answer was 'We bi.tch' so what.

Life / Buying groceries in poland. Poles don't buy name-brand foods? [35]

WNIARY mayo tastes like a russian village product and tastes same.There is nothing like HELLMAN'S mayo.

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We dont care what you brag for and you seriously think we are jealous?We pay,so what,BTW we also pay for over 30 mil illegals too close to Polonias population.We bi.tch about it but we pay still.

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But they have to brag that have something,remember delph buying bricks for a fireplace in his house and left that flat in Poznan(lol fireplace in a flat building lololol) lol,then was Blank Shooter harry with his flat,and that used carpet seller dreaming of a detached house in Poland lol then that superior lovely diaper stealing nanny with a rich husband,who dont TEACH anymore and now this Homo #1 lives in a house(a rented flat in a old commi building in a ghetto suburb of Warsaw).LOL remember last time he bragged about OWNING a car,living in a posh neighborhood,staying in a 5 star and claiming there are no middle seats in business class.LOL

I tell ya when we Americans talk normally about life some of these low life euros think its a high life and we are bragging when its all normal for us,just like when Mazur claimed to take a long drive,which is perfectly normal here and for these migrants its a luxury.Most of them are not native Poles but are the economic migrants to Poland.There jealousy drips like an egg and then they tend to correct you by bragging

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You mean that lovely superior diaper stealing nanny who married a rich man LOL?Who dont teach any more:)


Are you talking about HOMO #1 of the pf?


What can people with AIDS do otherwise living in a rented flat in a ghetto of Warszawa nursing there sickness.lololol penny slots are also on online:))

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they are getting huge order from the US Defense esp with the war going on.

Life / Giving tips in Poland [235]


Plenty of shanty bars there esp in that gay village area.gays there are known to boot and not pay when it gets crowded,I had a bartender from there who told me


There is a bar culture and most bars do it all you gotta say is"can you run my tab",you pay once and tip once.


Its usually on the house,after every 3 drinks fourth one is on the house.Then depends on the bartender(if he hopes or knows you will tip lol)or you can even ask ,he will just put a shot glass upside down in front of you and you can ask for your free drink putting it upright

Life / Trendsetter from Poland. [86]

Belvedere,Chopin Family Reserve Vodka.

Study / Various education and school issues in Poland. Opinions, stories, controversies. [1006]


Do you know how a working immigrant Irish nanny teacher can look like?Can you imagine?

Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]


When does that end?its for 2 months till 2023 right?Still not enough,with there mortgages 50% higher and very less new small/medium investors.I always wonder how many cash buyers are out there looking to invest.Taking loans is not a choice for anyone with those yields,until unless the yields goes over the interest rates.In States its same but for A+ tenants like Mcdonalds.CVS etc,but in Poland there are no A+ tenants and sign only 10 yr umowa that too with options and with a clause to get out of it giving 6 mths to a year notice.All the A+ tenants know that and are exploiting the investors.

Real Estate / Moving to Poland to either buy or build a house [15]


Its for me to decide,BTW,I am not your student.


Here read this:
justlanded.com/english/Poland/Poland-Guide/Property/Permissions
They just changed a little clause.

Law / How to pay automatic camera speeding ticket if I was on not a Polish car [4]

I sometimes suspect that one day they might come at me with lump some,but so what,I will pay but I used there money for decades.So far never a problem when I have exported the cars back.

Life / Is it worth returning to Poland in old age? [168]


with liquid cash?How?I get itchy as i have a cpl every time and look to reinvest.I always want to be cash poor and land rich(real estate).you know what I mean...


I know man,as much as I would like to get out of Poland I cant cuz the $ is so strong and to reinvest is so hard,as Poles are still living in La La land and asking so much,but the real sellers are decreasing the prices.Maybe be spring or summer I expect the real sellers will be in the market,lol there mortgages are almost 50% higher now.They are paying almost 11.5% in loans and making 6 to 8% on there investments.This will be the first time that prices are falling in Poland's current history.


At one point of time we decided the same but because of kids and my language barrier we decided to stay in States,worse come to worse we will hire a management realtor and pay them 9/10% to manage in Poland as kids dont care they are well settled and make there own.lol until the $ falls which I doubt in near future.

Life / Giving tips in Poland [235]

Yup,euros are so cheap man I tell you, when I had the bar on friday and saturday bartenders would work for 50c an hour,buthey took home 500 to 1k a night on tips.I remember they would really not even serve a euro for hours for there drink and I didnt care as they would sit with a drink for an hour or sneak in there own drink(mostly brit shi.ts & ruskis) in the glass.In Poland when you pay by card there is not even a note for tip to be left on the slip,either you leave cash or skip the tip,I guess a euro custom.

Law / How to pay automatic camera speeding ticket if I was on not a Polish car [4]

I know with my US registered car I have never got tickets and have seen the camera flash.

Real Estate / Moving to Poland to either buy or build a house [15]


That wasnt the law till 2006,spouse needed written permission to buy anything related to land.Ionly a flat could be bought without permission as I went through that permission procedure to have my name added to the property..I wonder if the changed it now.

Off-Topic / Let's talk about shoes [333]


You thought perfectly right,they have strange habits.Not normal people


But they are big at sniffing too like ass.es and shoes lol.

Real Estate / What is a contract with a want notary? [13]


I know you are from Egypt.


Do you think criminals dont know that?


I dont know what you mean by that but I would suggest spend cpl 100pln and get the contract notarized,Notary will guide you through and yes you will need a certified Translator so add extra for the price,

Real Estate / What is a contract with a want notary? [13]

It is legally binding and can be enforced by both,landlord and tenant if its notarised.Plus you can get temporary Meldunek also,which you will need for driving license etc.

In a handwritten contract how do you know the renter is even the legal owner of the flat?

Real Estate / What is a contract with a want notary? [13]


It is always good for the owner to get it notarised and the tenant will pay for it.It will be easier to locate the tenant and sue him for the remaining lease or the damage done in residential flat.Notary will not cost over 250 Pln and an hour of visit is an insurance policy,until the landlord is stealing the tax on the income from that flat.

Also is safe for the tenant as he cant be thrown out by a greedy landlord.

Off-Topic / Let's talk about shoes [333]

@Alien,cant you see Homo #1 is trying to imply ' Shoe Sniffing Homo Habits'

Off-Topic / Let's talk about shoes [333]

Maybe the experienced homos here can tell me if they like the smell after I have been wearing them for almost a week:)

Off-Topic / Let's talk about shoes [333]

What is good shoes?In my opinion good shoes are comfortable and good looking.Lately I couldnt find any or the ones I like are too overpriced,so i just got mysellf a pair of cole haan on sale at DSW with 40% off for 60 bucks.

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