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Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
Threads: Total: 226 / Live: 154 / Archived: 72
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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Language / Differences in Polish and English idioms [69]

Don't use my name

In Polish we say: don`t wipe your mugs (faces) with .........

A good example of the usage:
J Kaczynski said: don`t wipe your trecherous mugs with my late brother`s name!


pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

Our relatives came for a visit with a family pet namely a dog.

That dog was crazy. He was so beffudled with cats` presence in the house that he even barked at the tortoise which is completely harmless.


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pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

You really do need to grow up

Too late. Novi said I am a man child and he was so right!!! hahahaha

Jeezus!!!!!

Check the Polish spelling of the name.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

with all that is going on in the world right now

Wow! Another Ironside-like azhole having issues with people who follow their interests, hobbies and habits.
You need to be educated and I am ready to do it for and on you. Ha!
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]

Black Pearl, the most sensitive of all, We didn`t know she can be so sensitive and fragile.

But she still can stand up to bullies when needed. When Devil Dante playfully attacks Ginger, the latter remains placid and passive most of the time and it looks like Devil is hurting him. It is the time when Black Pearl joins the action and defends Ginger, hissing at Devil. He usually withdraws in amazement. Amasing!
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]

phone on the table?

It isn`t mine. Sb put it there., It is a smartphone while I still use an enviromentally friendly mobile phone.

And adding magi to the broth?

Yes, magi works wonders on broths! Magical results! Believe me!

I always finish as much of the liquid as possible and only then eat the solids (and only add magi to the noodles afterr the liquid is gone).

Yes, maf, it is very complicated, indeed. But I fully respect your approach. I did it my way is what differs us from rightists who only do what Kaczynski tells them.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Off-Topic / Introducing: The Hug-A-Pole-Day! [53]

Brazilians

Yes, because they come from a hot country so it is natural. While Poland belongs to a cold climate zone. Yet, we hug like Brazilians, Almost. Sth unthinkable in Britain or Nordic countries.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Study / Various education and school issues in Poland. Opinions, stories, controversies. [1006]

Three celebrations in October.
The first photo shows how a teacher celebrated his or her birthday on 06.10:

The second shows the celebration of Teacher`s Day two days after on 16.10. The third, another celebration on 19.10 I don`t remember: getting a prize for educational successes or the 30th anniversary of working as a teacher????

The fourth one was also served to celebrate the Teacher`s Day but before the actual day.


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pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]

It's understood from the conversation.

No, that is your biased interpretation, darling. :):):)

I said piling food like this isn't so uncommon even in public gatherings.

Yes, in your Am white trash ghetto incel basement. But let me repeat, this is Poland, darling. :):):)

you would avoid more electricity and water consumption

I DO avoid electricity and water consumption on my plates!!!! I simply don`t wash them. I just leave them on the desk and on the next day they shine with 100% cleanliness coz the cats have washed them at night. HA!!!!!! I got you!!!

Mr. Fallout Farmer! :)

:):):) I never played that computer game. Is it your fave one???? hahahaha
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Off-Topic / Introducing: The Hug-A-Pole-Day! [53]

When Poles and Polesses hug, they do it for real, with full bear like embrace. Not like Americans who only pretend a hug.


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pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]

using the same plate again and again for everything on offer.

Exactly! Coz I am enviromentally friendly and don`t use up world`s resources to wash up a silly plate.

your children are gluttons

Show me where it was said so, darling. :):):)
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
History / Neon style in Cold War Poland [23]

silly propaganda. It read: Use the services of Soviet Railways! It was a giant ad which presented a few carriages riding on tracks,

After years of waiting, I have finally looked it up. But the photo doesn`t render the true colours and motion of the neon.
The second photo is another ad of Soviet railways but in Warsaw.


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pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

Last spring and summer I planted and replanted new and old fruit bushes.
Eg, I decided to enlarge our plantation of American blue berries. They are one of most fave fruit to most of the family.


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pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / Poland's birthrate on the decline [480]

That's women's fault

No, it`s your fault you produce such long boring posts nobody reads. This time I looked at the end of it instead of at the traditional beginning.

Can you succinctly summarise what you wrote earlier???
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Food / What do non-Poles think about eating the following Polish foods? [1450]

your wife could do more washing!

The dishwasher does it. :):):) This is Poland, not your incel basement in US white trash ghetto.

Poles at parties usually pile their plates high with everything on offer

No, only gluttons do it. Stop selling such lousy advice, it is Poland, not your incel basement during a party in US white trash ghetto. hahahaha

I am not a glutton like you so I stack only half of what is available on offer. And then I repeat the procedure again and again. That is decent eating. Ha!!!!
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

Are these cats committing harakiri?

Yes!!!! They do!!! On mice that they catch in the house!!!! hahahahaha When they finally kill the mice, the cat rips it open to devour the belly content aka intestines first.

PS. Better call it seppuku. Harakiri is considered vulgar.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
USA, Canada / Rodeo Ben the "Polish Cowboy" [50]

That's tellin' him.

yes, we need to educate forum azholes so that they stop their azholing and become decent posters.
Iron said: Who cares about a Polish cowboy??
Decent posters say: who cares that Iron doesn`t care about a Polish cowboy????

PS> Thank you Lyzko for giving me a hand in that. You are a decent educator.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

And I still stick to my tradition of not wasting the tiniest produce which I have grown.

Coz it is a beautiful Polish tradition. Food was always considered God`s gift which mustn`t be wasted. When a piece of bread fell onto the floor, people picked it up, kissed and ate or put back on the table.

A great poet Norwid wrote:

Do kraju tego, gdzie kruszynę chleba
Podnoszą z ziemi przez uszanowanie
Dla darów Nieba....
Tęskno mi, Panie...

I miss the country where crumbs of bread
are picked up from the ground through respect
For the gifts of Heaven....
I miss it, Lord...

pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

PS. (I have processed even the tiniest carrots, not bigger than my nail, my kids think they are amusing)

I said it in 2021. And I still stick to my tradition of not wasting the tiniest produce which I have grown.
Check this baby corn and baby potatoes combined with hot smoked chicken parts or minced meat.


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pawian   
6 Jan 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

An impressive guy.

Hey, he fought against imperial Russians of your ilk. The same what Ukrainians are doing today. Show some decent consistence and call Ukrainian heroes impressive guys.

If not, you are a putinist azhole like I always claimed.
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / Poland's birthrate on the decline [480]

Now, do I hear

No, you won`t coz you put them on ignore. Don`t be so forgetful with sclerosis!!!! hahahaha
pawian   
6 Jan 2024
Life / What gifts to take? Presents customs in Poland. [173]

However, traditional gifts like alcohol, coffee, tea, cosmetics are always appreciated too. But first make sure that the person is a tea or coffee drinker.


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