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Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
Threads: Total: 226 / Live: 154 / Archived: 72
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From: Poe land
Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

these weeds.

They grew like weeds coz I hadn`t planted them but in fact weren`t and that`s why I collected them for future use.

I see that your wife

Stop dreaming about my wife, it is indecent. I have arranged a meeting with her for tomorrow morning. :)
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

us Conservatives are the ones ruining this forum

Yes, you are cons. Con men, more exactly!! Shamming is your life!
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

Never mind, this forum is educational through fun, or funny through education. :):)

There is still one riddle pending about certain Christmas custom. I am giving all of you the last chance now to solve it before I do it.

Next one What can you see???


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pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 3 [818]

Hint - When some Poles say the incorrect name of the holiday in Polish, they show that they see double.................... :):):) As if they were drunk.......... :):):)

Nobody guessed the riddle so far.
Let me enlighten you then that the mistake is made when some Poles/Polesses wrongly name the holiday - instead of saying Three Kings Day, they say 6 Kings because the day falls on the 6th Jan. Ha!!!

There was a famous politician who got even more fame by saying the name wrongly.

It is amasing nobody was able to solve it, even native Poles. I am deeply shocked. :):):) But my riddles are seldom easy, I admit.


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pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

not all workers have that perk and have no healthcare at all.

Each person who works on a contract pays the med insurance. If you work in the grey market, you don`t.
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

their tax money on free healthcare

Stop shamming and spreading lies. You don`t pay extra for healthcare if you first cover med insurance from your salary.
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Study / Various education and school issues in Poland. Opinions, stories, controversies. [1006]

Did you ever give anyone a bottle of mouthwash and a deodorant stick?

yes, I did! Decades ago while in high school we organised class Santa Claus on 6 Dec and gave each other presents. We had drawn our giftees before and everybody was supposed to keep it secret but usually it was impossible - girls immediately shared the secret with their best friends. :):):)

In case of my deodorant present, I had drawn my ex girlfriend and decided to make it really rich for her coz I felt I had mistreated her a little so the gift box was full of precious stuff. :):):)

This tradition is still alive in Polish schools, especially at primary level, while in high schools a bit less. Students have fun without any Santa Claus impersonator. :):):)


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pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Polish Idiosyncrasy Shaming Trait [25]

, this thread is not about me

You hadn`t planned it but it backfired straight into your face!!!! hahahaha And you got smeared with your own mud. Just look at yourself!! hahahaha


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pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Polish Idiosyncrasy Shaming Trait [25]

you are a mulatto. 1/2Jamaican 1/2 White.

I have bad memories about mulattos in Polish literature. There was a guy called Castaneto who secretly traded black slaves and tried to kill decent Polish protagonists in Tomek Wilmowski in the Black Land novel which I read as a child. .
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
News / Time to clean the swamp - dePiSification of Poland [324]

we will get you

And hang me on a street lamp. Yes, I know, you have been saying it for decades here. :):):)

let you off the hood easily.

hook. The original was more correct on it. :):):)
If you were my student, I would pity you immensely for this heavy dyslexia and not mark your spelling mistakes. But as you are a disgusting nazio boy, I don`t pity you and won`t ignore your mistakes.

Happy now?

Oh, yes! I would never guess that make no make actually means make no mistake. Thanks!!!

A small but symbolic act in the process of swamp cleaning.

When corrupt PiS bolsheviks came to power in 2015, they immediately fired the directors of famous horse stud farms in order to promote their own PIS apparatchiks to the positions. Under PiS rule, the farms have gone to the dogs. They became the symbols of PiS` tragic incompetence and nepotism.

Today I can read that the old directors are coming back to revive the farms ruined by PiS bolsheviks.

Down with corrupt PIS bolshevism!!!!
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Polish Idiosyncrasy Shaming Trait [25]

your shaming

My shaming you is a direct result of your shamming aka pretending sb you aren`t. Try to understand basic logic behind it.

Listen to Fenix who always says wise things: stop being such a whiny little baby.
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation [1756]

Hej!! Don't involve me

Sorry, don`t mind, I was only checking your intelligence after that break you had taken. :):):

duby smalone, farmazony ...

Wonderfully old Polish which reminds me of the times 40-30 years ago. Thanks. That`s the Polish you remember from before leaving Poland for 30 years.

Are you crying

No, laughing all the time. :):):)
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Paintings of artists from Poland? [192]

some kind of magic is happening :))

Such magic accompanied me in most of my endeavours in my life.... :):): It worked fine except a few cases, including this pathetic painting.

becoming a good artist is due to 10% of talent and 90% of hard work.

Yes, exactly!!! And after that attempt, I realised I could become a world famous artist but didn`t possess enough time and energy to develop my talent into sth bigger !!!! So I gave up with the full knowledge that I was killing a great artist in me!

do some research about what materials to use

When I tried to check my talent, there was no internet. Don`t forget about it.
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Polish Idiosyncrasy Shaming Trait [25]

I am trying to find out the root cause

First find the root cause for your shamming practices coz you pretend sb you aren`t and boast of things you have never done or seen in your life.
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Language / Game - guess Polish idioms/sayings in direct English translation [1756]

Well I'm here now.

yes, you are but where were you when I needed you so much for the contact with the most intelligent person I know online???? It was really unfair of you to bereave me like that! .

Something said without much thought being given to it?

Exactly!!! How do you know Iron so well?????
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Polish Idiosyncrasy Shaming Trait [25]

it is quite frequent with the Polish here in America too.

You are shamming to know Poles in the US that is why we are shaming you for that.

claiming to being a baboon.

Yes, I am not ashamed to claim it coz it is true. So, your attempt at shaming me for that is futile. HA!!!!
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Polish films... where to find them? [51]

but very funny plot.

A funny scene - drug-alco party mates urge Boy Zelenski, a doctor, to examine the dead body they discovered on the couch. He touches the corpse and whines: Yuk, he is so cold!!!

A mate: What kind of a doctor are you???
Zelenski: I am a pediatrician, kurwa!!!

hahahaha and there are more dialogues like that. I strongly recommend the film. :):):)
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Polish films... where to find them? [51]

I have just watched a Polish crime comedy: Niebezpieczni dżentelmeni - Dangerous Gents which was released only last year.
Famous Polish actors and actresses and crazy but very funny plot.
Only in Polish.
vider.info/vid/+femn8ve

Commercials interrupt the film but are tolerable.

Zakopane, 1914. Four artists wake up after a crazy, drug-fueled party, not only involved in a revolutionary intrigue, but also with a dead body on the couch.
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Polish Idiosyncrasy Shaming Trait [25]

I am asking you why shaming is so prevalent

And then I am answering: shaming a person who is shamming sb he or she isn`t is popular in all cultures, not only Polish. You sham to be befriended with a lot of Poles and in result I am shaming you for your lies. Why do you think it is unique for Poland?
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Paintings of artists from Poland? [192]

you can't just decide out of the blue to climb Mount Everest without any prior experience in climbing and expect not to die in the process

That`s the common trait in the youth - believe you can do anything coz you just want to do it. I was such in my youth and thanks to it, I managed to achieve my life goals and now am a happy fulfilled monkey. :):):)
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
Life / Polish Idiosyncrasy Shaming Trait [25]

shaming.

Are are being shamed for your shamming sb who you aren`t. It is normal in all cultures - fakes are generally rejected by decent people.
pawian   
17 Feb 2024
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]

Meanwhile.... where is Navalny's body?

Yes. They will keep the body even longer and then they will say it has been cremated due to advanced decomposition. All this to cover the injuries or poison which he died from in his prison.

This is Russia. Is it strange that most normal Poles and Polesses feel appalled by the practices there?